Note: I don't own Naruto

Note: I don't own Naruto.

Owning Your Very Own Naruto Pill

This pill is so awesome because you can receive the exact same powers as Naruto (and yes that includes the Kyuubi's power). You can basically do anything you want as long as you eat this pill. This pill definitely helps if you want to become prettier and 'sexy'. (wolf whistles) Anyway, since the government HAS found out about this pill, you better be careful when using this… They can track you down and poke you and pinch you and do all crazy stuff. Oh yeah, not to mention, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT have sex when you had just eaten the Naruto Pill because for you men, you would find your penis shrinking to a size of a nut.

Warning there are side effects: You may find yourself buying ramen too much even when you're not hungry. You may find yourself attracted to pink-haired girls or duck-butt haired men. Also, for you men, it would be highly likely that your penis will shrink to the size of a nut.