Well here is chapter 2! First off, let me thank Leigon22 for reviewing! You rock! :D Now, I've finally figured out how I'm gonna do this. There is going to be four chapters. Each holding a more outrageous crack pairing than the last. And maybe some more for any requested pairings. Last chapter was Captain American and Vapor which at least had some credible basis. This chapter is for characters that have screen time together but definetley no chance for romantic relationship. It is...Wasp X Whirlwind! Okay so this one isn't exactly crack either but...what the heck, I'm writing it! And just a heads up, next chapter is going to be for characters that have never met but could maybe perphaps work under some unbelieveable basis. So...XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel Comics or the Avengers

"Wakey, wakey bug lady," the Whirlwind chuckled evilly. Wasp shook her head groggily and memories suddenly came rushing back. How she'd fought with her apparent Arch Nemesis, the Whirlwind and how, by either a stroke of dumb luck or by a clever trap he'd been able to knock her towards the ground and out cold. How she vaguely remembered him tying her tightly to the chair she was now in.

"The Whirlwind," she glared "Or do you prefer David?" the glare changing into a smirk remembering Hank sychological report on him. Whirlwind may be a dangerous crook, but it was real easy to press his buttons if you knew how to talk to him. "So, you've got me trapped, now what are you going to do with me?" she asked with the smirk still on her face.

"Whirlwind will do just fine," he growled. "As for what I'm going to do with you..."

"Torture me? Take my Avengers ID card? Hold me hostage? Been there done that." Wasp sighed in a singsong voice. "Oh! I know! You and I could make prank calls to the S.H.I.E.L.D Hellicarrier! Oh oh! Although you could brainwash me! That would be fun right? Like the time me and Cap ran into Mister Sinister. That was..."

"Would you shut up?" Whirlwind shouted.

"It was only about a month ago." Wasp continued reminiscing. "You know what else I did a month ago? I went shopping! I found this amazing dress. Of course I bought it, I was planning to wear it..."

"Would you quit ignoring me?" Whirlwind shouted raising an arm ready to punch her.

"What's the matter David?" she asked smugly immediatley turning her attention back towards him.

"Whirlwind!" he demanded.

"Whatever." she smiled rolling her eyes. "Sad that I take more interest in my wardrobe that I do in paying attention to you? It is a very nice dress by the way. Really shows off my curves."

"Wasp just shut up!" Whirlwind yelled inches away from her face.

"What?" she smirked. "Can't imagine me in a dress? And I serious, It really shows of my curves." she finished suggestively freeing and arm and casually tracing a finger across her chest. Whirlwind was about to demand to know how she'd gotten free when he noticed a drop of sweat form on his forehead. He hands shook slightly. For someone who was supposed to be his arch nemesis she sure was...cute.

"W-watch it bug lady, I-I...can still...!" Whirlwind began to stutter.

"Still what?" Wasp asked charmingly with a glint in her eye as her hand traced him helmet. "I really don't think you have the guts to actually try and kill me David," she said casually removing his helmet and pecking him on the lips.

"I...I-I," Whirlwind got no further before Wasp quickly shrunk herself and blasted him in the face. A dazed Whirlwind fell to the floor, confused.

"Looks Like I win again," Wasp smirked. Whirlwing tried to piece something together like 'What the heck just happened' but Wasp just placed a finger to his lips. "Now..." she smirked. "I'll be taking you to the Negative Zone."

"W-will, I-I see you again?" he asked still dazed.

"Maybe," she winked. "If you're good."

Ah Wasp :b I always pictured her as the flirting type and I pictured Whirlwind as dumb enough to fall for it XD So they're relationship could technically work, you know, in a twisted sort of way. So, I hope you enjoyed and I'll try and be back as soon as possible. :D