I'm sure plenty of you guys realize that Strongbad Sings was actually released. Furthermore, I'm sure you realize that none of the songs we talked about in the last chapter were actually on it. Furthermore, you realize that we haven't updated for 5 years. Yeah, funny story.
Seems that track 2 is illegal in every country except Norway. Copper Wire on Fire has such offensive, violent, and in every which way awesome lyrics and music that every government that isn't populated by vikings has banned its ownership, reproduction in any form, etc. And since we were updating from Texas, we were facing the death penalty when the authorities found out we had track 2 from the uncut version of Strongbad Sings.
Our lawyers advised us to make a deal with the Texas government that we'd surrender the disks we had obtained from Strongbad (so they could destroy them), pay a $100,000 fine, and spend like 5 years or something in prison. We were about to say no, but had had a few too many cold ones, and instead bleated out something about Jim Carrey's anal cavity. So our lawyers accepted on our behalf.
Long story short, we've been in prison, and the only copies of Strongbad Sings Uncut that we have left are in mp3 form on our computer, with track 2 deleted by the Texas rangers. So we're going to have to skip straight to track 3: My Awesome Killer Robot.
Let's Get Started Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested
It's an awesome day outside.
I think we'll go for a ride...
… in my awesome killer robot!
It's a freakin' dinosaur...
… and something that rhymes with that...
… in my awesome killer robot!
CHORUS:
It's got a top-loader laser cannon!
And a rock guitar for jammin'...
In it's heavy metal way
I sure gotta say,
I love my awesome killer robot.
Hey look! It's Gramma Root!
You think she'll like the foot...
… of my awesome killer robot!
You think you can mess with me?
Yeah maybe, but we'll see...
… IN MY AWESOME KILLER ROBOT!
CHORUS
Geez, writing a song is hard.
Better make the top 10 chart...
… 'cuz of my awesome killer robot!
I never get respect.
Screw this... I'm done recording a song that you're probably not going to publish anyway. That guy over there says it's only going to be on one CD! How are you going to fit this kind of awesome into one CD man? And no cassettes? What is this, the 1970s?!?!? Come on, the cheat. Let's get out of here.
(Guitar solo that should really have lyrics, but doesn't because Strong Bad stormed off.)
