Author: Mick

Title: PreBliss Jitters (Devious Blondes Series)

Disclaimer: If I owned either of these men, I wouldn't be writing fanfics about them.

Distribution: Let me know and credit me.

Rating: PG for slash

Written: January 25, 2004

The music was blasting through the house. LIT.

The water in the shower was flowing steadily. HOT.

A blonde body was naked amidst it all. Christian.

The house was empty thanks to work. WWE.

Normally his gorgeous boyfriend shared the place. Chris Jericho.

The two had been dating for months. TEN.

Their special day lingered on the horizon. Marriage.

Christian's heart skipped a beat as he counted down the days. TWO.

Two days and they'd be committed to each other. Forever.

The front door opened and closed, unbeknownst to Christian. A man was walking through the house, removing his clothes in the process. The man opened the bathroom door, a wave of steam and music greeting him. He closed the door quietly behind him and suddenly yanked back the curtain.

"AAAHHH!!" Christian let out the girliest shriek Chris has ever head. His face was pal, his soap-covered hands shaking slightly. Chris began laughing. He laughed so hard he had tears coming down his cheeks. Christian stood staring at him in utter shock for nearly five minutes before regaining his composure.

"You shit!" Chris' laughter stopped abruptly as a loofah covered in soap hit him in the face.

"Moron!" He leaned over and flushed the toilet, so the shower became momentarily frigid.

Christian let out another shriek and pulled Chris into the tub, so he too would freeze. Chris yelped and then sighed in relief as the water went back to normal. The two blondes smiled and kissed briefly.

They were in love. A blind man could see the chemistry between the two. They were best friends. Any idiot could tell. They were nervous as hell about the wedding. No one would ever guess. They knew everything would be okay as long as they were together. While the wait was killing them, they found ways to pass the time. Showers were a favorite.