~Pipit~

"What.. just happened?" I stood there dumbfounded as my newly found ex-girlfriend Karane skipped off happily. She thought I was in a secret relationship with Link. "K-Karane wait! It's not what you think!" I called after her, but she was too far away to hear me. With a sigh, a moped my way back towards the dorms of the Academy. Once I passed through those grand doors I found the last face I wanted to see, Link. Of course, considering my luck, I was nearly nose to nose with the blonde. "P-P-Pipit?" He stuttered, flying backwards with a hand covering his mouth, but I could see the cherry red colour that illuminated his face. "Oh.. Hi Link," I said with a sigh, I was too depressed to even react. "What's wrong?" He questioned, stepping closer again. "Karane dumped me.." "What! Why?" I sighed and evaded eye contact, "she thinks I was unfaithful to her with you.." After a few moments of silence I looked up to see a pure red face, a shocked expression, and I could swear there was steam emanating from his ears. "I know hey? So gross." That's when his expression snapped, in a split second it went from shocked to pissed, and I got a hefty kick between the legs. As I felt my pelvis shatter I couldn't hear what he said, but Link ran away, a teardrop landing on my cheek as I fell to the ground.

~Link~

"I hate you Pipit!" I screamed as the tears began to flow. I ran off before he could see. His words replayed over and over in my head as I flew through my bedroom door, slamming it shut and falling against it. "I know hey? So gross…" What the hell did he mean by that? Did he really hate me that much? I released a sob as my head fell onto my knees. "Link?" I heard Fledge timidly call out from his room beside mine. "Fledge leave me alone.." I replied, I didn't even recognize my own voice. "Are you crying?" "Fledge go away." I cried, and he obliged, going silent.

~Pipit~

I awoke on my own bed, shockingly. "What the hell happened..?" I grumbled, sitting up and immediately wishing I didn't. "It'd be best if you stayed still," I heard a voice state, turning to see Instructor Owlan. "You should have warned me beforehand," I grumbled, lying back down. "You were kicked pretty hard. To prevent any permanent damage you should stay in bed for a few days," he said kindly, before excusing himself. So there I sat, staring at the ceiling, wondering what the hell I did to make Link so mad at me. "What'd I say..?" I wondered aloud. So, we were in the hallway, and I was just dumped by Karane. I told Link what Karane said to me, thinking we were in a relationship, and said that it was gross. Then he kicked me in the crotch and ran away. He was crying too, I think. Well what the hell did I do? Instead of caring about my health, I decided it would be better to see what I did wrong. I know, I'm an idiot. So I rose up slowly and hobbled uncomfortably towards Link's room, weakly knocking on the door when I got there.

~Karane~

Seeing Pipit, standing awkwardly outside Link's door with his knees pressed together and his hands in front of his crotch, it was all the proof I needed. I was right, Pipit and Link were together. I quietly squealed to myself and hid behind a pillar, watching to see what would happen, when Link opened the door I put my lip-reading skills to the test! "What?" "Why did the bunny my knee?" "Fluffy caterpillar!" "Muffinman date pecan!" "What the hell are they spewing? It's not that I can't read lips, it's just they are talking nonsense. Crossing my arms, I stomped away. Are they speaking in code or something. I slumped in a nearby chair with a deep sigh. I should be a better detective than this.

~Link~

I heard the weak knock on the door an stood up, my eyes red from sobbing. I opened the door to see the one person I didn't want to. "What?" "Why did you kick me?" "Are you telling me you don't know?" He looked so pitiful, standing there like a neutered puppy. I almost felt bad for kicking him. Almost. "I really don't know what I did, but whatever it is I'm sorry," he whimpered, and I lost it. Grabbing him by his collar I Pulled his body to mine, smashing our lips together. The was a muffled surprised yelp coming from Pipit but I had no intention of stopping quite yet. I half-lidded my eyes enough to see that Pipit had grown more relaxed, his eyelids pressed together. My hands trailed from his collar to around his neck as I removed the golden hat and entangled my fingers into his hair. Surprisingly, Pipit decided to take control, licking my bottom lip asking permission for entrance. I happily granted him his request. As our tongues became entangled I noticed that at some point Pipit's arms moved from his side to around my waist and I had to hold myself back from a smirk of victory. I soon pulled away from the golden-clad boy. He was panting and looked so cute. I pushed him outside the door and slammed it in his face, locking the door in the process.

~Pipit~

What… Just happened? I stood outside Link's door, panting from our make-out session. "What the hell man?" I yelled, knocking on the door. "Who was the one who said it was gross?" Link replied and I could just hear the smirk in his voice. "That's what you're mad about?" "Yes, yes it is." I stood dumbfounded. "Well, to be honest you just looked so shocked I thought you were appalled at the idea, I just used it as a cover-up." "Really? And I was born in the 12th century," Link retorted viciously. I feel against his door, just leaning against it. "You just have no idea how much I love you.." I muttered quietly. Or At least I thought I had, until I had Fledge, Cawlin, Stritch, and Karane staring at me with a look of shock. I could only assume Link was too, for it appears I yelled it quite loudly.