Me: Yay! We can finally bring Volga in here!

Fi: There is a 100% that he is capable of setting this studio on fire.

Me: ...

To Volga: What is your favorite sport?

Me: Please try not to set anything on fire...

Volga: Let's make this quick. There are enemies to be killed. Wait, I suppose this gives me a reason to not have to listen to Cia's ranting, and I don't have to help her with that Cia x Link fanfic! Yes! In that case, I have all the time in the world. Ask away! Please, take your time.

Me: Cia is crazy. I actually feel bad for you. By the way, a certain friend of mine asked this question... Let's just say she's a huge fan of you. You better make your answer good, or you'll have to deal with her... I don't know if I'd want to be around for that.

Volga: That doesn't sound very tempting. Very well. My answer to that question would be... Well, swimming, actually.

Me: Swimming?! But dude, you're a dragon. FIRE, dude. That doesn't mix well...

Volga: Are you saying that I am incapable of swimming? First of all, I'm positive I would be absolutely fine, having taken off all armor and undergarments that give me my burning qualities. And second, who said that I swim in water? Lava is a liquid too, is it not? It's quite refreshing.

Me: Oh, well, I'd bet my friend would like to see you swim in water, then.

Volga: Wasn't there a rule for not being inappropriate?

Me: Yes. But that's barely scratching the surface. Well, you're free to go now. Good luck with your boss there. *Opens bottle of water*

Volga: Don't spill that on me.

Me: *Accidentally spits it out on Volga* Oh, I am so, so sorry!

Volga: IT BURNS! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!

Me: Wouldn't it help if... ya know... you took off your armor and stuff? *whispers* Fi, get my phone! My friend's GOTTA see this...