Thanx for all the rev… ok, thanx for the 2 reveiws mumbles
Any way I've been tied to a chair, im being feed 2 meals a day, an they said if I fell asleep again I would never be able to have children O.O, until I finish this story, so im hungry, thirsty, tired and scared… enjoy!
Man: there now you can polka!
Will: you know when you get the hang of it it's not so bad
o.O right, shouldn't you be doing something?
Will: oh yeah, know how do I get to another world?
Man: yes, now, you see that rubbish bin over there?
Will: yeah… o.O
Man: well you see that card-board box behind it?
Will: yeah…o.O
Man: well you see the bum sleeping in it?
o.O
Will: yeah… o.O
Man: ignore him.
Will: o.O ?
Man: to get to another world you must eat a mouldy pancake while singing the national anthem, on a unicycle with your eyes closed, oh, and with a rabid racoon down your jeans.
All: WHAT?
Will: what are you talking about you're the writer you knew he would say that!
Oh yeah… MWHAHAHAHA XD, I mean O.O I feel your pain (snigger)
Will: well were is all this stuff?
Man pulls unicycle and mouldy pancake out of his pants.
o.O (shudder)
Will: you cant be serious… where's the racoon?
Man opens bin and pulls out racoon which is chewing on a bone, after wrestling for several minutes and with a few scratches the man hands the racoon to will with the bone in his own mouth
(shudder)
Will: well if it means seeing Lyra again…
After many tries and even more biting , Will manages to eat a mouldy pancake while singing the national anthem on a unicycle, with a rabid racoon down his jeans .
Will: uuunnnggghhh… pain….
Hahahaha XD
Will: well can we go now… wait a minute where's Kirjava?
mmmm… hold on…
(footsteps, door opening and closing, car starting and driving off)
Will: well… ummm… so… what do you do for a living?
Man: I teach racoon's how to polka, go on show him Stanley.
the racoon that was down Will's jeans, starts dancing the polka
Will: o.O oooo.k
(car driving then skidding to a stop, door opening and closing, footsteps)
there pant you go pant
Kirjava lands beside Will.
Will: where was she?
Dry cleaning
All: o.O
o.o What, didn't you notice how soft and shiny her fur is?
Will: well… it is soft… mmmm…
Kirjava: O.O, can we leave now?
Man: of course
Man opens bin lid, and beckons Will and Kirjava over. When will looks inside he sees a bluish, greenish coloured portal.
Will: O.O WHAT THE HE- I mean… well that's interesting…
Man: jump in.
Will: … ok.
Will jumps into the bin with Kirjava following.
Well what did you think?
I need more reviews or they said they'd cut off my ear!
Please review! i like my ear!
