Thanx for all the rev… ok, thanx for the 2 reveiws mumbles

Any way I've been tied to a chair, im being feed 2 meals a day, an they said if I fell asleep again I would never be able to have children O.O, until I finish this story, so im hungry, thirsty, tired and scared… enjoy!


Man: there now you can polka!

Will: you know when you get the hang of it it's not so bad

o.O right, shouldn't you be doing something?

Will: oh yeah, know how do I get to another world?

Man: yes, now, you see that rubbish bin over there?

Will: yeah… o.O

Man: well you see that card-board box behind it?

Will: yeah…o.O

Man: well you see the bum sleeping in it?

o.O

Will: yeah… o.O

Man: ignore him.

Will: o.O ?

Man: to get to another world you must eat a mouldy pancake while singing the national anthem, on a unicycle with your eyes closed, oh, and with a rabid racoon down your jeans.

All: WHAT?

Will: what are you talking about you're the writer you knew he would say that!

Oh yeah… MWHAHAHAHA XD, I mean O.O I feel your pain (snigger)

Will: well were is all this stuff?

Man pulls unicycle and mouldy pancake out of his pants.

o.O (shudder)

Will: you cant be serious… where's the racoon?

Man opens bin and pulls out racoon which is chewing on a bone, after wrestling for several minutes and with a few scratches the man hands the racoon to will with the bone in his own mouth

(shudder)

Will: well if it means seeing Lyra again…

After many tries and even more biting , Will manages to eat a mouldy pancake while singing the national anthem on a unicycle, with a rabid racoon down his jeans .

Will: uuunnnggghhh… pain….

Hahahaha XD

Will: well can we go now… wait a minute where's Kirjava?

mmmm… hold on…

(footsteps, door opening and closing, car starting and driving off)

Will: well… ummm… so… what do you do for a living?

Man: I teach racoon's how to polka, go on show him Stanley.

the racoon that was down Will's jeans, starts dancing the polka

Will: o.O oooo.k

(car driving then skidding to a stop, door opening and closing, footsteps)

there pant you go pant

Kirjava lands beside Will.

Will: where was she?

Dry cleaning

All: o.O

o.o What, didn't you notice how soft and shiny her fur is?

Will: well… it is soft… mmmm…

Kirjava: O.O, can we leave now?

Man: of course

Man opens bin lid, and beckons Will and Kirjava over. When will looks inside he sees a bluish, greenish coloured portal.

Will: O.O WHAT THE HE- I mean… well that's interesting…

Man: jump in.

Will: … ok.

Will jumps into the bin with Kirjava following.


Well what did you think?

I need more reviews or they said they'd cut off my ear!

Please review! i like my ear!