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"Well then Japan spit it out already!" said America as he stared at Kiku with his mouth open.
"Yes, sorry... I would like you to please direct a movie that I am writing,"
"Sure, man whatever you want! So Japan, what are we talking about for payment? My services don't come cheap. The cost of making the movie, the actors, and the other things are going to be under my control. You should also know that you will have equal power as I do in making the decisions." When America said this Kiku chocolate eyes grew. It was amazing that in such a little time America was able to sober up and be more competent that what he normally was. "Hey, dude, Japan! What's up? You just keep staring at me."
"Sorry, and please excuse me for saying this, but how are you able to become sober so quickly?"
"Oh, that's an easy trick I learned when I am with my boss. All you have to do is remember that if you get fired France will rape you along with Russia."
"I will try that, thank you America-san."
"No prob! So about how much do I get paid to direct your movie?"
"Ummm, you get 10% of whatever we make. Will that suffice?"
"Sure! Lets make a multimillion dollar movie! Or whatever yen movie... Anyways, whats the title and what is it about?"
"Its called Don't Leave, it is a dramatic love story between two people not meant to be,"
"Oh like Westside Story!"
"I haven't seen that movie, but it is like Romeo and Juliet,"
"Oh yeah I heard about that one! It copied Westside Story, just like every other movie that Iggy made!"
"Iggy?"
"A nickname for England, another one is Limy. But whenever I call him that he hits me..."
"Oh, why do you call him that then?"
"Cuz, well, I, it's an inside joke."
"Ah, alright."
"Going back to the movie, why is it forbidden?" When America said this Kiku looked at America and blushed. Kiku looked down and stared at the ground then looked at America.
"Well, it's between two men... My country calls it a yaoi."
"Sure gay porn, that's sorta cool... I mean if your into it and stuff... Awk...," America laughed awkwardly and scratched his head while he looked around. His gaze met Kiku's stare. America blushed and smiled a bit.
"Yes, I don't know why but it seems that they are quite popular now."
"Sooo, anyways can you describe what the gays- I mean guys are like? Their personality and their body. I just want to see if I can find anyone who could fit the order."
"Well it is through the point of view of average size man or smaller who is shy, timid, and little yandere..."
"Just like you! Wait, what's yandere?"
"When a person seems to be fine, but is really ummmm, mentally unstable; just a little!"
"So yeah! Just like you!" America smiled his thousand volt smile at Kiku who blushed. "Well except the yandere part! You couldn't hurt anything!" America started to laugh as he put his huge hand on Kiku's head and started to rub his hair. Kiku's nose started to bleed. "Uh, dude, your nose is bleeding."
"Its fine, thank you,"
"What's the other character like?"
"He is tall, strong, caring, handsome, confident, outgoing, hungry, a little dull, full of energy, oblivious, and most importantly loyal."
"Japan, I think I know who you were talking about when you described your 'character'."
Kiku blushed as hard as he could. He then looked to the ground and started moving his foot around. "Who do you think it is?"
"Easy! Iggy! Or England!"
Japan's smile turned into O.O when America said that. Japan immediately was going to correct America, but in fear of America finding out he was silent.
"Oh! I see it now! Don't worry I'll get you two together! Wow Japan, I never knew that you had it in you! To be honest I'm a little disappointed that you chose him...," America started to blush after he said this. He then started to quickly gather his things while thoughts of why he said that raced through his mind. "I-umm gotta go now. Umm, when you're done with the script tell me and we can go on a date- I mean a meeting! Bye Japan!" as America said this he rushed out as quickly as he could. Kiku continued to stare at the ground in disbelief at what America said. Quietly he stood up and walked to the door and stared out.
"No way, it is impossible you can't feel the same way." Kiku said as he sighed.
"Shit! Shit! Shit! What the fuck was that! Why did I say that? Kiku's my friend! Although he does look like a girl, but he's a dude! Even though his package could be a postcard compared to mine," said America as he continued to run. After the plane ride home he kept looking out the window. "I'm not homo. I know! I just need to get Japan and Limy together!" he said as he made a phone call to England.
"Top of the morning to you, wait is this America? Ugh what is it now? Did you start another war?"
"No! Well actually yeah. My boss got me involved with Afghanistan and I need you to help me out. But I'll talk to you later about that! I want you to star in a movie!"
"Damn it Alfred! Can't I go a year without having to deal with you and your wars? What movie do you want me to star in?"
"Actually it's Japan's,"
"Oh, then it will definitely be better than yours,"
"Hey Limy guess what?"
"What?"
"Shut the fuck up! :D"
"Sigh, do you want me in your movie or not? I mean this is not the best way to go about getting actors or anyone to really want anything to do with you. You are way to rash with your descisions. I am happy that you thought of me first, but did you even think of anyone else that would be avaliable if I wasn't able to do your movie? I mean you just can't keep going on like this! One day your luck will run out and there you will be without anyone to help you and-,"
"Kay thanks Iggy! I'll call you more when Japan finally finishes the script."
"Did you listen to anything that I just said?"
"Yep! I got nag nag nag nag and I'll do it then more nags,"
"Just tell me what the genre is,"
"Ummm, Japan said it's a dramatic forbidden love between two gays. Thanks again for agreeing! I recorded this conversation that had you agreeing so you can't back out now! See you Iggy!" said America as he pressed end call on his iPhone 4 S.
"Damn it Alfred! Stop pulling a Nixon!" said England as he hung up his phone. He then looked around. England pulled out his pocket watch. After checking the time he looked at the side opposite of the watch. It was picture of Alfred and him together on Space Mountain. England sighed as he poured himself another cup of tea. His mind started to wander as he thought back to when Alfred made Disneyland.
It was hot outside and easily the worst time to be out in the sun. Alfred had just squandered his money on making an amusement park. Now he wanted England to come and test out a few of the rides. Alfred needed someone other than him to test all the rides to make sure that they were all safe for others. So he called England to come and test all of the rides. England remembered throwing up on almost all of them except the tram ride. Actually the tram ride around Disneyland was the only place where America slept. England smiled as he thought of a tired Alfred sleeping on the tram as it ran around the park. Throughout the time there Alfred went back and forth taking his time to fix the rides and check before they rode. Amazingly enough when England puked on "It's a small world" America looked concerned. Some of the pool water got in England's mouth... As Alfred cleaned the water a small Asian man talked to Alfred. England woke up as he realized that the man was Japan.
"But why was Japan there? I mean it was only supposed to be just America and I. Alfred knew how to do everything. Why was Japan there?" England got on the phone again and called Japan.
"This is Japan speaking," said Kiku.
"Sorry to bother you, but it seems that when Alfred and I were at Disneyland you were there. If you don't mind me asking, why were you there?"
"America invited me to come. He wanted me to test the rides with him. I didn't know that you were there,"
"Oh, but I saw you on the small boat ride. I um accidentally secreted some fluids through my mouth and when Alfred was cleaning it I saw you talking to him."
"That's impossible, that is the only ride that we didn't go on. Now I know why. Maybe you thought you saw me there. The heat might have altered your vision."
"You are probably right. Anyways good bye and thank you," said England as he hung up.
Kiku hung up the phone and walked around. He then went to his library and pulled out a scrap book titled as "Alfred". Kiku scrolled through the pages until he came to the one of them on the tram. It was America conducting the tram and Kiku smiling. Kiku ran his hands on America's face as he closed his eyes. Kiku as he stood up and went back to his computer after deleting the previous ending he wrote a new one. Before, the main character lived happily with the other man. After, the main character is crying over the other man's body. The other man's body had a dagger in his heart.
"England, soon you will stop making such lies about Alfred and I. Soon you will stop making anything, forever," said Kiku as he started printing the pages.
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