ok who is scratching my ear... oh yeah that's it that's the spot right there oh yeah...s-s-stop i-i-it getting horny. said sasuke.

nii-san help me. said sasuke.

fine. you girls have 5 seconds to get off my little brother or face the same fate as the dragon did. 5...4...3...2...1...ok you asked for it starts to get in postion when negi yells ahh stop it cant you think of any thing else.

fine naruto said you have 3 seconds to...aww fuck it YOU GIRLS HAVE 2 SECONDS TO SIT DOWN OR I'LL GIVE YOU A TEST ABOUT...HOW MANY DIFFERNT WORLDS THERE ARE including the god's. all the girls are in there seats and are silent.

TIME SKIP TO THE BEGINNING OF KYOTO'S TRIP

naruto had a revived zetsu scout for any danger with gaara and mark them with the flying thunder god seal and a seal to cut off their magic energy and report back to him.

meanwhile sasuke was training to control the juubi that was inside him but forgot to put up a barrier so it would be less problematic and as soon as he got control and stood up and opened his eyes he said well fuck.

naruto had just felt sasuke power level and got there as fast as possible to explain what was going on to the others but he got there a little to late and saw the most dumbest idea they had com up with a cage with wooden sticks reinforced by magic and starts to laugh making all heads turn his way and ask are you with this demon. naruto put's a barrier up and the temperture drops to 90 below zero and his eyes turn white with red with purple and he says what did you just call...MY LITTLE BROTHER! i-i-i called him a d-d-demon why does it matter to you if your his brother that means your just as weak as he is. naruto starts laughing like a psycho and says you really think i'll come quietly like my little brother did. yes. no thanks breaks sasuke out of his cage and says if you want to keep what makes you a man then leave and don't ever do this or think about it again. they leave. ok sasuke you really need to work on your barriers cause they suck big time and...aaaaaaaahhhhhh alien...we better go get gaara and zetsu.

TIME SKIP TO THE TRAIN.

negi Naruto, Gaara-sensei. what do you want baldy/yes nitta-sensei why is evangiline here? w-w-what negi said she is our little sister so we removed the seal that was on her and put it on something else. and that is. a tree end of conversation.

sasuke gaara you know what to do right. on it. hai. negi as soon as you get to kyoto throw this on the ground ok. ok naruto-nii.

TIME SKIP ON THE TRAIN.

naruto gaara and where asking their little sister how life was treating her.

horrible evangaline said.

and why is that. naruto and gaara said.

I WAS TRAPPED FOR 600 YEARS AND RELEASED EVERY FULL MOON DURING THE BLACKOUT'S.

WITH SASUKE.

DAMN IT NARUTO WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP. sasuke yelled. Cause you would use your self defence chidori nigashi and try to paralyze me. naruto's clone said now hang on tight light speed teleport.

BACK ON THE TRAIN.

EEEEEEEEKKKKKKK FROGS (THUD).

GAARA YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

ON IT D-BRO. TIME TO DIE LITTLE MAGGOTS. COME FORTH JUUBI. (POOF) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. naruto a little help please. uhhh fine summoning juubi. WHAT DO YOU WANT wake up your little brother OI WANKER WAKE THE FUCK UP OR NO COOKIES FOR A YEAR...3..2...1...I'M UP! kill the frogs. YAAAY! DIE MOTHER FUCKERS (BOOOOM) (WOOOOSH) done good you can sleep now (poof) thanks babe. gaara (...) what's the matter gaara. he's just surprised of our true forms hone. NARUTOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCCCCCCCCKERRRRRRRR (SMACK) ow! hey who are these chicks. helllo sasuke we are the ten tailed wolves in are human forms (damn it why do they have such a big bust it's even bigger than my own) shizuna thought.

TIME SKIP TO THE FIRST FIGHT AND SAVING KONOKA.

negi sensei what are we going to do now? asked setsuna.

*meanwhile with naruto* that fucking bitch she said she's gonna use konoka as a weapon...I WON'T ALLOW THAT* ROOOOOARRRRRRRRR.

g-g-guy's what was that? asked asuna.

*something or someone is comming*

YOU SON OF A BITCH HOW DARE YOU YOU SAY THOSE WORDS NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE IS TO BE USED AS A FUCKING GOD DAMN WEAPON JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO HIRE PEOPLE TO TRY AND KILL US...FUCK IT (SECRET FORRBIDEN LEAF JUTSU 10 MILLION LIGHT YEARS OF PAIN (SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK) that's what you get for saying konoka is a weapon.(SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK) that's for trying to kill my little brother's. (SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK) that's for hurting konoka. (SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK) that's for threatening my students.(SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK) that's for sexual harassment. (SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK) that's for being peverted. and this (SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK...SMACK) is cause i felt like it. (thud) huh was it something i said. anyway you do this again and it will be done with a fire and lightning fused hand. ? uhhh a hand covered in plasma. (...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...) i really don't have time for this rips out her voice box.

(A/N YOU DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS)