"See? It's not as repulsive as it sounds, right?" You shoved another spoonful of (favorite flavor) frozen yogurt into your mouth.

"It's still repulsive to think that a cow's breast liquid has been churned, frozen, and reflavored for humans's cheap thrills." The English demon pushed his cup of the frozen treat towards you.

"Don't mind if I do ~," You took a bite of his share, grinning, "Mmm...Mmm...Mh!" You made some sounds of approval as you claimed manifest destiny on this poor chap's yogurt.

"Hey! That wasn't an open invitation!" He growled in a low-tone as he began to form a pouting lip.

"So you do enjoy it?" You grinned as he couldn't resist the "earth treat" and sealed victory in your favor once more.

"I wouldn't say "enjoy" is the correct word. However, it makes up for the chemical factory that is your fast food industry." He claimed the cup that was rightfully his. Scooping more into his mouth, he ended up leaving a speck of frozen yogurt on the side of his mouth.

"You got something there buddy, but it's mine now!" You successfully swiped your finger across his lips and deposited the creamy goodness into your mouth.

"I thought I told you that wasn't an open invitation!" The English demon grumbled disapprovingly as he glared out the window.

About a week ago you had summoned a demon through the powers of online shopping. This chap happened to show up in the middle of the circle with his big ass caterpillar brows. You had startled him with a shocking proposition. He would be your forever roommate and you in turn would take him for weekly trips to Teavanna. Most of the times he had you buy the most expensive tea the store had just to spite you. He was a cheeky little fuck.