51. "Itachi once took a piss in a contaminated lake. That was how water elementals were born."
52. "Itachi once wrote a musical about a girl he had a crush on. We now know it as FLCL."
53. "Itachi once fought someone who gave him a decent fight. He was so pleased, he hummed in the shower afterward. A man named Ludwig von Beethoven overheard the tune, despite being deaf, and put it down on paper as best he could. We now know that melody as the 9th symphony."
54. "Itachi purged all joy from his heart when he was 8. We now know that joy as Mendelsohn's Wedding Theme."
55. "Itachi once dressed up for Halloween. Terrified villagers recorded his visage on film. This was later added as one of the final scenes of the movie Fantasia."
56. "Itachi kept his mother's favorite potted fern. We now know this being as Zetsu."
57. "On a mission in Rain, Itachi accidentally poked a boy in the forehead. We now know him as Pein."
58. "Itachi once made a fully functional set of paper kunais and shurikens. He wrote down the instructions, then discarded them since paper lacks hatefulness. An orphan girl found the directions and committed them to memory. We now know her as Konan."
59. "Itachi can stare down a goldfish."
60. "Itachi's favorite method of torture is throwing a weasel down someone's shirt."
61. "Itachi can stack Permanent Item effects. He just doesn't need to."
62. "Itachi doesn't need to IM rush. The game gives him an IR every time he makes an alt."
63. "Itachi doesn't Survive the Impossible. The Impossible Survives Itachi."
64. "Itachi and Kisame aren't friends. Itachi just hasn't found an air tank small enough to shove down Kisame's throat."
65. "Itachi doesn't have the Sharingan. He has Sharingan contacts."
66. "Tsukuyomi isn't a real jutsu. It's just Itachi when he has a mild bout of gas."
67. "Susuano isn't a real jutsu. It's just what Itachi would look like if he wasn't tied to his fragile human body."
68. "Amaterasu isn't a real jutsu. It's what happens when Itachi burps when he has heartburn."
69. "Itachi let Sasuke live so he'd have a reminder of what he'd be like if he didn't have any balls."
70. "Itachi got 'The Talk' from his parents. The next day, they all died. And Sasuke... well, he never got 'The Talk'."
71. "Kisame was the weakest member of Akatsuki when Itachi joined. He became the second strongest only after a year with Itachi as a partner."
72. "When Itachi joined Akatsuki he picked Pein's goldfish as his partner. We now know this creature as Kisame."
73. "Rain has five exclusive Pocky stores. It was the only way Pein could keep Itachi in Akatsuki."
74. "The real reason why Akatsuki never does anything is because 95% of their annual budget is Itachi's expense account. He spends most of it on wine, pocky, huge meals at 5 Star restaurants, and gourmet fish food."
75. "Fugaku tried to have a man on man talk once with Itachi. He spent the rest of his life pretending not to weep late at night."
76. "Itachi's rarely runs because his balls are so big he needs genjutsu to hide them."
77. "Itachi gave Naruto some of his power. It made Naruto nearly five times stronger. It made Itachi nearly 0.0001 percent weaker."
78. "Itachi once separated his yin and yang chis, so he could battle an equal partner. The resulting battle breeched a hole in time, sending the yin chi back into the ancient past. We now know this being as Kyuubi."
79. "Itachi had to learn medical ninjutsu when he was an ANBU. His teammates got in his way far too often."
80. "Itachi petted a dog and imbued it with chakra. It is now known as Arcanine."
81. "When Itachi loads a new Pokemon game, he gets *all* the starters from every game."
82. "Itachi can beat a lvl 100 Mewtwo with his lvl 5 Magikarp."
83. "The Mewtwo lacked hatefulness. The Magikarp didn't"
84. "Itachi's lvl 5 Magikarp once leveled a town, with a Splash."
85. "After 40 towns were destroyed, the Magikarp leveled a city with Struggle."
86. "Itachi only uses Magikarp. Magikarp don't lack hatefulness. They store it until they become Gyrados."
87. "Naruto cut the waterfall with a wind blade. Itachi came out in WTFPWN RAEG."
88. "Itachi can beat every SNK game by pressing one button."
89. "Itachi played Street Fighter 4 once in his life. His Dan can shoot a fireball as tall as the screen and as wide as Honda."
90. "Street Fighter machines will actually shoot a fireball when Itachi does the Hakoden."
91. "Itachi had one kid. After many generations, his sole decendent is named Altair."
92. "Altair had no problem killing off all the other Assassins. When Richard asked why, he said, 'They lacked hatefulness.'"
93. "Itachi tried to use a wand once. He waved it and it shot out a green light as big as Hogwarts Castle."
94. "Harry's scar is actually from Hagrid dragging his face through the rubble of the house. Voldemort actually destroyed himself by casting the Killing Curse on Itachi."
95. "Itachi can buy Blizzcon tickets before they go on sale."
96. "Itachi once made a free throw with a 16 pound bowling ball. A small child witnessed this shot. We later knew him as Michael Jordan."
97. "Itachi can whistle and hum at the same it. It terrified Steve Martin so much his hair turned white and he became a comedian."
98. "Itachi has only gone to the dentist once. Immediately after his appointment, the dentist closed his office, picked up a six shooter, and went west. History would remember that dentist as Doc Holiday."
99. "Itachi once seduced a woman in front of a socially-inept teenager. We now know that teenager as Charlie Sheen."
100. "Sasuke once tried the same thing in front of the socially-inept teenager's brother. We now know the other brother as Emilio Estevez."
