Tsuki; IMPORTANT AUTHORS' NOTE~! I WANT TO CONGRADULATE REECA AND KEKO ONTO MAKING IT TO THEIR TWO MONTH ANNIVERSARY! X3 X3 X3 X3 X3 I LOVE YA TWO RETARDS~!
Yachiru; LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD!
*Keko's POV*
I walked out of the shower wearing a black shirt and shorts and fell back seeing Reeca. She wore black short Capri's and a black shirt with a huge grin on her face.
"What the hell Reeca?" my eyes were wide and she pouted at me.
"HAPPY TWO MONTH ANNIVERSARY KEKO~!" she glomped me and I fucking started stammering.
"Holy-wait-right! HAPPY TWO MONTH ANNIVERSARY REECA!" I kissed her and she kissed me back with more force. I wrapped my arms around her waist as she wrapped hers on my neck and I shivered when she licked my lips for entrance. I declined and I heard her growl. She pulled me closer and I finally opened my mouth.
Reeca's tongue was running around my mouth so I decided to play along and my tongue went into her mouth. We continued wrestling around the bathroom floor before we heard a crash in another room. We walked to go see what happened but froze before we got to the door...
"Oh my god! Yes! Fuck me harder! Deeper you bitch!" I knew that voice too well. Amanda was fucking someone in the living room.
"Well lets not interru-" I was shoved in front of the door and turned white as a sheet at the sight. Amanda was on the broken coffee table, with blood around her, and a DONKEY was fucking on her-FUCKING her! The donkey was biting her...boobs*A/N: I died while making this and Keko died as well*... And she was stabbing its shoulder with a piece of glass.
"Keko!" Reeca made the two "lovers"? look at me and wave.
"Hi Joshua!" Amanda grinned at me.
"Hello young chap." the donkey spoke in a British accent...
"WHAT THE FARGE?" they ignored my...ahem... comment and the donkey was slamming into her fucking vagina as hard as it could.
"FUCK! I told you! Harder! Faster! And deeper you fucking whore!" I walked away from that only to see Reeca dying of laughter. I felt the color on my body again and glared at her.
"And what was the point of doing that?" I shouted at her, makin her smirk up at me.
"Because I felt like it bitch!" then she stood up and ran to my room. I followed, hesitantly, and saw her holding up a bag of cookies and like three bottles of tequila. "We are going to get drunk tonight!" she cheered.
"It's midnight." I corrected as I looked to see how much tequila she brought. About twelve bottles... "What are the cookies for?"
"Sandra made them. They have coco powder, cinnamon, chocolate chip, and the main ingredient is TEQUILA BITCH!" she pumped her fist full of cookies in the air before I snatched the bag. We started chugging down as mug tequila as possible*understatement there* and ate all the cookies~!
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I woke up from my little nap and saw Reeca lying on me, still asleep. I groaned but fell asleep again. But it felt like that only lasted for half an hour when Reeca was yelling at me to get up. I rolled to the side but she grabbed my foot and started dragging me.
"Ok! Ok I'm up!" I glared at her but she just shut me up with a kiss. Only this time I was the one who bit her lip to open. She didn't and I could feel her grin into it and whined. She smirked now and after five minutes of torture she finally let me in and we started battling. I twitched for a second as I heard the OTHER TWO RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FUCKING DOOR*no pun intended* FUCKING EACH OTHER SENSELESS!
But my thoughts were clouded when I felt Reeca's hand slowly sliding up my thigh. I found my hands crawling to her chest and- WHATS THE CAMERA STILL DOING HERE? But my rant was cut short when the door slammed open and we broke apart and saw the two fucking while looking at us.
"'Ello govner!" the donkey said in it's accent and Reeca just blinked.
"Hi Reeca! Can we have some?" she pointed to two bottles of tequila. They were barely full so we gave it to them.
"Now I wanna get drunk again." I raised a brow as she started eating some left over cookies while drinking a full bottle. I joined her after like... 10 minutes and I'm pretty sure things went outa hand...
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Mow Ki deel kije sjir sll pvrt ahsin -.-*** Yhpifh bow qe'te hudt golsimf pmro esxj irhwe dor suooiet ejikw qaklimf aepimd mt eoom. Akk yhe xoolues srw hpmw, tewiola norrkes qree on rhe fepymd enory pe kust un oeuvres snd-(Translation: Now I feel like shit all over again -.-*** Though now we're just holding onto each other for support while walking around my room. All the cookies are gone, tequila bottles were on the ground empty or just in pieces and-)
"OW!" HI dat in uhe frpums eunnimf ny jesd as Teeva ksuhjwd ehilw golsimh inro yhe vjaor. Nut I olippws unri he fepimd sntqau ans joolws ay ger(I sat on the ground rubbing my head as Reeca laughed while holding onto the chair. But I plopped onto the ground anyway and looked at her.). "How're you liking our anniversary so far~?" U buchled. Dhe qas in jer ohpme anf O varwly botucrd s alufhy dkssh.(I chuckled. She was on her phone and I barely noticed a slight flash.)
"Hehehe…the fact that WE'RE drunk with Amanda and Donkey fucking right outside and that I have a picture of you shirtless on the ground with glass, tequila and some unknown stains." U yeirches vut fronnwd st ner.(I twitched but grinned at her.)
"Happy two month anniversary Reeca."
"Happy two month anniversary Keko."
HAPPY 2 MONTH ANNIVERSARY YOU TWO AND WE WISH YA GOOD LUCK FOR ALL THE GOOD MEMORIES AND FUTURE AHEAD AND SHIT LIKE THAT-
LOVE EVERYONE THAT YA LOVE BACK X3 X3 X3
