Jovin comes out when the curtains go up.


Joe: (Shuffles cue cards. Clears throat.) We left off where all four girls, Snowy AKA Lizzy, Chibiyu AKA Arie, Silver AKA Belle and Destined AKA Rachel shrug off their emotions.

Kevin: Instead, they are now so hyper, or in Destined's case, so sleep deprived, that their dialogue is probably too hard for even them to catch up.


Multi coloured lights start flashing about.


Destined: (shouts while running about onstage) I suppose I can stay a little bit longer, after all, sleep is for NOT ROCKSTARS!

Silver: (chases her, yelling forcefully) GoodNIGHT, Rachel.

Destined: (sticks her tongue out) Guess what, Belle? Sleeping is for… NOT ROCKSTARS! (jumps around playing air guitar with a giant grin on her face)

Snowy: (rushes in) Guess what guys, I made a Neopets account!

Girls: (stops, fals silent) O_o

Nick: (checks phone) Everybody gets Twitter updates that says "Emo Lizzy is no longer emo."

Joe: Wait, you follow her too? (waves his phone about)

Kevin: (groans) Please don't tell me you both like her too!

Nick: This is like the Maria-incident all over again. (sits down and puts head in hands)

Chibiyu: Yo guys, we're WORKING HERE! (chases Destined) I say you are slap happy and need sleep... (pushes her in bed and takes away air guitar) …And without any instruments… (hides them all including microphone) …You are NOT a rockstar.

Silver: (to the Jonas Brothers) Yeah dudes, be cool… Dudes… YO.

Snowy: (Continues as though she wasn't interrupted)So you guys should all make a neopets account so we can all be cool together. My username is notyourbirthday.


Awkward silence.


Snowy: (Continues her monologue) My first neopet is named after michaelallstar. He lives in the town, enjoys hunting for treasure, and tries to make friends. (pauses)

Everybody else: 0_o

Destined: (hesitantly) I used to love Neopets… then I turned 11. Kudos to you for not getting bored with those faerie things. (applauds Snowy)

Snowy: O.O WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.

Chibiyu: (cautiously) ...making Neopets and living in fantasy?

Silver: (blinks) Air instruments? Neopets? …I knew there was a reason why I liked you guys. Can I have the air-piano?

Chibiyu: Ranting, being awesome, listing things about us, I knew there was a reason I love you guys.

Destined: (yawns) Angst stories? Nick-torture? Awesome Macy's? I knew there was a reason I love you guys.

Chibiyu: And Rachel. Go. Bed. Now. (hands Silver air-piano)

Destined: I say again sleep is for NOT ROCKSTARS. (sits on bed and pouts) You know, I'll get high/hyper/made a fool of for all of you to smile you know? I have practically no dignity when I am on Twitter.

Chibiyu: And now I get why Nick says fans need filters (laughs)

Snowy: Okay so I can't reply to everything you guys just said to me but.. yeah. Neopets. MAKE AN ACCOUNT. (mutters) You don't actually have to, lol.

Silver: (drops air piano out of a window)

Chibiyu + Destined: O.O

Silver: What? I wanted to see if it would work. (takes out a flipboard, write something and flips it around)

Chibiyu: (reads) "Don't judge me." (rolls eyes and grabs the board from Silver and chucks it under her bed) And did it make a sound?

Silver: Surprisingly, it did not.

Chibiyu: Aww, fail! (does the Jonas-snap)

Silver: (dives to retrieve board but finds Destined's "dignity" instead from underneath Chibi 's bed) There. GO TO SLEEP!

Chibiyu: (shakes head, stifles giggles) That's not her dignity, that's my cat you just pulled out… This conversation is so random.

Snowy: (snaps out of her Neopets stupor and yells at Nick) Hey, where do you think you're going?

Nick: (stops trying to creep off his cloud, and gestures behind him) I'm just going to get some water.

Silver: Going to get some water? (puts hands on hips)

Nick: Yeah… (makes drinking hand gesture) I'm thirsty.

Chibiyu: (crosses arms) Here's the problem, okay, curly top?

Kevin and Joe: 0.0

Chibiyu: (continues) What does a cherub do?

Snowy: Say it with me.

Nick: (grudgingly) It FLIES.

Destined: Let us see it!

Nick: (flaps his arms with a disgruntled expression on his face, taking huge lunging steps of the cloud and backstage)

Silver: (matter of factly) Thank you!

Kevin: (moviefone voice) And now we must proceed to the intermission, for that was Act I of the Passing-the-Pitchfork Dramatic Theatre Production! Intermission lasts for 20 minutes, please be back in your seats before the curtains go up, or you may not be allowed in.


JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS


Meanwhile backstage in the girls' dressing rooms…


Destined's POV

Arie walked backstage and shrugged off her trench coat. "Wow, that thing is super stuffy. I wonder how the girls who play Éponine wear that coat almost throughout the entire musical."

"And Rachel! You made up half the conversation! You improvised! We did NOT discuss this before young lady." Lizzy said, lying back on the couch and nursing her hands which she accidentally burnt during a rope course yesterday.

I held up my hands in defence. "I'm sorry! I had to put Nick in there, we needed a narrator anyway," I paused. "AND we couldn't have had Nick in there without his brothers! And I had to add lines because otherwise there would be too little lines for three narrator, and then I couldn't resist having some interaction between them and us and -"

"Why, Rachel? It's not like they wake up in the same bed!" Belle exclaimed, turning her makeup bag upside down to get ready for the next act.

"Oh, can I borrow your eyeliner, Silver?"

"Um, sure, Chibs, but why?"

"We're turning Rachel into a cat."


PPS Oh, and I actually don't really expect any reads on this, I just needed to share this somewhere, that's all x)

PPPS Most of this we had actually said, about 95%. The other 5% were made up to connect the story together.