Sorry this took me longer than I thought -_- No idea, why to be honest I guess writers block with this and three other stories I'm working on and I'm at a point I'm stuck on all of the because I'm lazy _ anyways….time to respond to reviews?
YungHime: Thank you xD I'm glad you think so I really hope this is something you'll enjoy
BentShuriken: I feel the same, she had such a sort appearance and I feel they could've done so much more with her. Thanks I hope this is great if it isn't I'm going to get the pouty face of death.
JOHNXgambit: Well, see, The movie…technically wasn't even cannon and I don't even know where the movie would fit cannologically so I dismissed it, that and I don't know if they do remember her acting as such and since I couldn't I didn't use it.
xXYour DoomXx: Well, I actually have a plan for that, I figured having her just come back after well technically being you know…dead would be…well weird(And actually done before xD) BUT for those who like the original fret not she isn't long forgotten and she will in a make her way to this story in a different way.
Tikai: I understand she could be too much but the way I see it, if he truly wants to care and make things work he'll care for her no matter her attitude (She's…not like going to be a Sakura clone trust me) I do understand if this isn't in your tastes, and I am truly sad about that, however, the old Hinata will shine in some way in this story, if you wish to pick it up, thanks for reading.
I honestly didn't except this much in terms of reviews (If I missed ANYONE I'm sorry I'll check again and pm the ones I missed), I wanted to write out another chapter same day but it took longer than I wanted, also, shout out to Uzumaki Ricky; Seriously this guy is probably the most positive person in the ship when it comes to leaving reviews. All of you go give him hugs and candy. He deserves it. Nooooow….Chapter two!
Naruto sat in front of her unmoving – she was glaring a bit, a blush on her face and Naruto just looked as neutral as he could until she finally broke the ice.
"So, are you going to kiss me or not?!" It was more of a hurry up and do it rather than a question he could tell that much
"Well, I've never…really" He scratched his cheek
"You really aren't Menma," She sighed before grabbing his cheeks and forcing her mouth against his
The kiss…mind blowing he could feel everything she wanted to express that – given the opportunity would express either way, but…he still pictured the old Hinata doing this to him. When she broke the kiss a few things needed to be said.
"Ok, first off, wow second few uh, things we need to actually go over" Naruto looked at her sternly
"What, that you can't help but want to love me and you'll take care of me crap because I was your first kiss?" She smirked
"No, that was accidentally Sasuke," She gave a confused looked he dismissed it with a wave of his hand coughing a bit
"No it's just…well you have an image in Konoha and….if we were to alter that; people would get suspicious" She nodded in understanding
"Good that you understand, so lose the makeup, close up the jacket, and put on some longer pants" He smiled she looked at him expectantly
"Oh, annnd you'll have to act shy around me and we can't go around doing intimate stuff in public, people would get the wrong idea and your dad…would kill me - kinda why I suggested we just do things at my place if any at all" She stared, and stared hard
"WHAT?!" She screamed Naruto launched himself back
"N-Now, I understand you aren't happy but…" She smiled at him and he felt his hairs stand on end
"Oh, I'm just so happy" She launched herself at the blonde and before he knew it she was forcing him into a battle with his zipper – she easily got him turned on and then it all stopped he looked up at her and all he could see was that evil smile on her face and he shuddered when he felt her poke him where her hand had been, and before he could say anything she got up and walked out of the structure they were in.
"Have fun changing that" She called
"A-Ah, uh, Hinata, this isn't funny this hurts don't leave me like this!" Naruto called, trying to get up only to realize all of his blood flow or most was dead center in his manhood and…he was not pleased. After he got his feeling back he ran after her, unfortunately she was really upset and Sakura now knew what he did.
See that in itself would warrant him a hit to the face, but…he was sporting a stiff one and she took one look at him looked down, cringed and readied her fist.
"N-A-R-U-TOOOO!" The structure around the point of impact crumbled sending waves of dust and rocks to go flying
"I give that a five – seven for collateral" Hinata smirked
"I have a feeling you and I are going to get along just great" Sakura smiled
"Bitch please, you hit him without probable cause, if I had a dick, I'd be slapping you with it right about now" Sakura went slack jawed
"Don't do that, I'm not offering" Hinata walked towards the rubble, using her byakugan began to fish out Naruto, once she found him dragged him out and drug him off before he could even say stir himself awake.
He could hear running water and splashing, he lazily opened his eyes and looked over to see Hinata splashing water on her face, and drying off. Slowly she looked toward him with a bit of a nervous look however it was easily concealed with a huff of indifference.
"I'm not just saying this, cause you know all the blood is in my chop stick" He coughed after the odd analogy
"But, you look beautiful" He blushed a bit the girl in front of him leaned in her hands on the ground evenly apart her eyes boring into him he noticed the only sign of makeup on her was the eye shadow but he could live with that much, her gaze didn't change in anyway as she looked at him.
"You think so?" She cocked her head off to the side in thought
"Of course." Naruto smiled
"Kiss me" She commanded he looked at her incredulously when he realized she wasn't kidding he froze up
He never initiated a kiss before the first time she did it his first kiss was on complete accident and now he was actually feeling nervous he swallowed hard
"Only if you agree to my previous agreement" He gave her a stern look
"Do it and I'll give you my answer" She had him that devilish smile only added that she knew she did he shakily pursed his lips together slowly making his way towards hers, when he opened one uneasy eye he saw her eyes closed and lips ready to receive him, he blushed but continued.
It wasn't as glamorous as the one before but she could feel things about him that she couldn't from her kissing him, he was afraid, afraid of messing up, of losing her, but even she had to admit, she could tell he cared about her more than she thought he was just trying to protect her.
"So you do have some balls" She smacked her lips together flirtatiously
"Of course I do you recently cause them immense pain that you've yet to remove!" Naruto wined realizing that she indeed forgot about that poking him area did it deflate and he instantly gushed down to the forest floor in relief.
"Please, never do that again" Naruto pleaded
"How else am I going to get my rocks off lord knows you don't know how to even use that thing yourself" Hinata shot back harshly
"Use it…in what way?" She slapped her forehead
"Jeeze have you even thought of a girl? Besides me of course" Naruto glared a bit
"Of course I have!" He shot back defensively
"Like to the point you get turned on and think of doing things with them?" He looked at her dumbfounded she sighed; "I'm only doing this so you'll understand what I mean" She stood up
Sakura finally found them and ran over to her blonde teammate however as soon as she got there her body quickly reenacted a deer in headlights perfectly, coming face to face with Hinata's more well-endowed figure.
"wh-wh-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Sakura felt her body shake in rage
Hinata simply gave her a neutral look cocked her head to the side and dropped her shirt
"Giving him a reason to explore himself" She said simply – Naruto didn't move he sat cross legged as if time didn't exist Sakura glared
"Well you don't have to do it like that and you don't need a bust like that to do it!" Sakura felt envious secretly patting her chest in jealousy.
"Well it worked so my work here is done, are we going back or what? I have a feeling I'm going to actually have to explain to him what to do" Naruto perked up slightly confused
"Pack mister froggy, you're taking me out tonight when we get back to town, and to answer the previous question, if you can keep me entertained I'll be sure to behave" Hinata smirked
"What makes you so sure will get there today, it's another four hours back ….what do you mean by entertain?" Sakura challenged
"Two reasons, one I've got a rack, and two, I don't look so much like a boy the possibility of having a penis isn't out of the question, seriously I think the only thing that made you look girlish was the hair If I didn't know any better, or you were just flamboyant…I mean" She paused for a second "His first kiss was with mister playboy, so I could totally see him liking you for your lack of sex appeal...you know exactly what I mean" She smiled making an obscene gesture with her hands before leaning down to forcefully take the blondes lips for her own. Sakura however glared
"Ironing board" She responded with a coy wink one Sakura wasn't sharing
"I'm kidding, you should be happy about this, - one less person to constantly watch right?"
"Okay first off Naruto has and still does like me, and I don't need tits like those to have sex appeal!" She dismissed the latter comment and looked toward Naruto with a smirk
"So, Naruto-kun who do you like me, or pinky?" She tossed a disapproving finger towards the other female
Naruto however still reeling from her previous actions and the fact that the girl practically purred out his name he looked up to her, then Sakura, he did this about three times and Sakura's smirk grew wider… until Naruto scooted toward the Ravenette.
"Looks like I win, let's go, Naruto-kun" She was doing it to toy with her, and she was totally falling for it.
"I need better friends…scratch that a better team" Sakura sighed
Leave a review, and yeah I know, totally…pushing M on this, but I don't…really think I'm going to get that graphic in this, this is probably as far as it'll get in that area, unless the situation calls for it, however if it did I'd let you guys know….or I start swearing a lot more than I have this…Is pretty tame compared to how I could go with it and I'm going to keep this as light hearted and hopefully as (Funny) as I can I write enough dramatic stuff in kingdom hearts fan fics to kill a small fan girl.
Again….don't really plan on writing a lemon for this story. Unless by some sheer miracle I get too many reviews calling for one and even then it won't happen quick. I'm a sucker for nice words -_- LET ME KNOW HOW I DID I haven't been in this fandom in like…three years?
