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Mistletoe Madness

"Sasuke-kun, you have to, it's tradition." "Hnnn. I'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone

just because some DOBE hung up mistletoe in the middle of my living room doorway." Sakura

leaned in closer to him, so he could breathe in her scent, and feel her pressed up against him.

She grinned inwardly as she saw him gulp and unconsciously start to lean toward. Suddenly he

snapped back to his senses and glared down at her. "That's a dirty trick Sakura." Sakura merely

grinned mischievously back up at him. "All is fair in love and war, Sasuke-kun, ne?" She

slowly threaded her fingers through his hair, and dragged his head closer to her. "What are you

going to do to me Sasuke-kun? Spank me." She whispered teasingly into his ear. Then slowly

began to toy with his ear between her teeth. Sasuke groaned quietly. "Fine, if I kiss you in front

of everyone will you quit torturing me?" "Maybe", she whispered in his ear. "At least for now."

Sakura groaned inwardly. 'This woman is definitely going to be the death of me' he thought.

"Fine, but then I'm taking this stupid mistletoe down, and going to strangle that DOBE who put

it up there in the first place." "Would you just shut up and kiss me Sasuke-kun." With those

words uttered, she pulled his head down to meet her own, and sighed as he gently began to kiss

her. Across the room from them Naruto and the others watched the exchange and laughed.

Suddenly the grin faded from Naruto's face, and he turned worriedly to Hinata. "You don't

think he's really going to strangle me do you? After all it was all Sakura's idea." Sasuke pulled

back away from Sakura after hearing Naruto and glared down at her. "You planned this?" She

sent Naruto a death glare for opening his big mouth before answering him. "Of course not

Sasuke-kun. It was more of a spur of the moment thing actually." "Sakura, sweety" he whispered softly into her ear. "You have five seconds to run, then your mine." Sakura squealed

and then ran from the room. Naruto gulped as Sasuke cast his glare toward him and Hinata.

"I'll deal with you later dobe, after I go catch my wife." Hinata hid her grin behind her hand as

Sasuke quickly walked off in the direction that Sakura had run in.