Father of the Bride 2: Rise of Grandpa Twitchy

(Warning: If you have not read Father of the Bridepart one then you will not understand what is going on in part two…read part one then proceed to part two-I promise part one is a blast)

Disclaimer: I don't own it at all 'cept the plot. Wow I cant believe that this story made it to part two! I'm so excited!

Sasuke: Yeah well I'm so ecstatic…I might be killed by my father-in-law

Sera: I know

Itachi: It's not like it would be a bad thing, I mean-you're a useless fighter and well you are the unattractive Uchiha.

Sera: Oh good one!

-Itachi and Sera share a high five-

Sasuke: Unattractive you say?…that is it brother…no one calls my beautiful face ugly and lives to see tomorrow…

Sera: …o-oh my…

-Sasuke's battle spark aura is visible-

Itachi:…Really now…Ugly Sasuke?

Sasuke:…DIE!!!

Sera: Uh…hahahaha um enjoy the story…Sasuke put the Kunai down! Itachi stop laughing at Sasuke's Duck butt hair!

(Alternate Universe)

"Well this is nice isn't it Dad?" Sasuke asks from his seat in front of me. Though I had to have lunch with the pervert I at least was eating at the place I wanted to eat at. Pom-Pom Lei's was a small Café about a half hour away from Hyuuga International. It sat nestled between Uzumaki's Bar and Yamanaka Flower Shop.

"This mint tea is delicious!"

Well Whoop De Do we share a love of Mint tea…what's next? He'll love the crab cakes too?

"And these crab cakes are fantastic."

Well damn…

"What was it you needed to tell me Sasuke?"

"Hm?" He thought with his idiot head for a moment. "Oh yeah! Hinata has asked Gai and Lee to decorate the baby's room. She was hoping that you would help out, since I'm going to be gone on business for a few months…"

Ah yes. The idiot was off to China on business leaving my darling Hinata alone.

I could do a happy dance right now.

"…and I don't want her to be with just Itachi in the house to keep her company."

Right through my internal happy dance I felt my mental health just drop. Hinata alone with Itachi the weasel?

"Itachi you say? I thought he'd gone back to Paris…why is he here in town?"

Sasuke waved a hand, I could see he was just excited about his brother then I was. "Itachi missed home and decided to move back, or so he says, although I think it has something to do with another certain Hyuuga."

"Neji?"

"Younger."

Twitchy strikes again.

"Hanabi? My sixteen year old daughter?"

Sasuke nodded. "It seems that Itachi has taken quite a liking to her…" He laughed. "If this goes over well then you might just have another Uchiha as an in-law, Dad."

I can't breathe…for the love of God I CANT BREATHE!

"T-that's nice…but isn't Hanabi a little young for We-I mean Itachi?"

Sasuke sipped his tea while staring at the last crab cake on my plate. "Does it really matter, after all love has no age."

He's joking right? Itachi's at least 25 years old! Sasuke Idiot has to be joking.

"And there is the fact that they did sneak off during the reception." Sasuke added in to my misery-which what he said was the last thing I remembered when my world turned black…I'd fainted.

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Sera: He fainted.

Hiashi: I panicked.

Sera: You FAINTED

Hiashi: I COULDN'T BREATHE!

Sera: You Faintedin front of SASUKE

Hiashi: I fainted because he was trying to give me a heart attack

Sera: Review and I'll get more up…no flames please! And Hiashi will definitely be funnier! HAHAHAH YOU FAINTED

Hiashi: BYAKUGAN

Sera: HOLY CRAP–runs- REVIEW SO I DON'T DIE