Chapter One – Tardis and Visitors

[SONG FOR THIS CHAPTER: SOPHOMORE SLUMP OR COMEBACK OF THE YEAR by FALL OUT BOY]

{ First things first, there's a lot of "Ms. Blah-blah-blah" at this chapter. So I'm just gonna warn you with that. Second, I'm actually pleased with your reviews here in . Thank you. I did not expect that after an hour of posting the prologue, someone will take their time and post a comment about it. And lastly, I hope you enjoy this little chapter I'd written today here in a place called my bathroom. That's all and read on :) }


The queen sent me to the castle today to start my duty as Olaf's new storyteller. I sighed and opened the door. A talking snowman greeted me with a warm smile. I gave him a sneer and entered his room. The first thing I noticed was the different colored icicles hanging on the ceiling along with a big frozen chandelier. I looked around and noticed that snowflakes in the hues of purple and blue were scattered inside his room. I formed a small smile with my lips. I don't want Olaf to know that I can smile. Especially when I'm still mad at the fact that I need to read stories to him every night as long as I stayed in the castle.

"So what do you want me to read?" I asked in a harsh tone. I want to regain my pride after that little incident yesterday.

It's not like Olaf saw me cry but just in case, I might as well be myself around him. And besides, I'm not that good with children or snowmen anyway. So I guess it's understandable if I get easily annoyed with Olaf any minute from now.

Olaf shrugged. "Surprise me!"

I sighed and went straight to his bookshelf. I scanned all of his books and picked a few of my favorites such as Beauty and the Beast and Hunchback of Notre Dame. I turned and asked Olaf what book he would like to read. But again Olaf just shrugged. I sighed and chose Beauty and the Beast since I thought Olaf would like it better than the Hunchback of Notre Dame. And it turns out to be right because the moment I put the Hunchback of Notre Dame down, he happily sat down on his bed.

I groaned and sat down on a chair near his bed and started to read the story. At first, he didn't understand the reason why the enchantress needed to curse the prince but when we got into the deeper parts of the story he started to realize that selfishness pays and sometimes the price is isn't as good as what you expected. We finished the book in no time but Olaf doesn't seem sleepy. Instead he jumped on his bed for a few minutes before dragging my hand outside the door.

"Where are we going?"

"Somewhere I know you want to go." He said before taking a sharp left turn. I sighed and waited for him to stop but instead he took another turn and another until I don't know what we're doing. Finally, after a lot of turns, he stopped at a big two door room. He opened it slightly to know if it's locked or not before opening the doors completely. He released my hand and entered the room, leaving me standing outside the door. I guess he realized that he left me and pulled me inside before I can even say a word.

When I entered the room the first thing I noticed is the long tables arranged perfectly with utensils inside a cylindrical container. I turned around and saw garlic and some pans hanging on the low ceiling of what I guess is the castle's kitchen. I explored the kitchen more leaving Olaf somewhere near the fridge. As I continue my "kitchen adventure" as I like to call it, a long mahogany table with several picture frames caught my attention. I went closer and scanned the pictures framed with care.

There were at least five pictures on the table and three of those are Elsa and Anna when they were kids. I grabbed the first picture and sneered with the sight of little Anna hugging a little annoyed Elsa. They look so adorable until when they grow up and you realized that one possessed dangerous ice powers and the other one was stupid as hell. I smirked. When I was about to put the picture down Olaf surprised me with a loud cough.

"I guess you found baby Anna and baby Elsa." He mockingly smiled at me. I made a "tss" sound in return. Olaf on the other hand, laughed aloud but then stopped afterwards. I think he just realized that we shouldn't be here. I laughed at him and took a seat near one of the long tables. He did the same although for only a few seconds because he returned to the fridge to get some food but went straight back to the table where I'm at.

He sat down and placed a sandwich in front of me. My eyes widen. I love sandwiches. Heck, if I would marry someone/thing. It would be a sandwich.

Olaf seemed to notice it and moved the sandwich farther from me. I groaned. I tried to reach it but he took the sandwich away and ran towards the door. I being a self-confessed sandwich lover, I immediately got off my seat and followed him. He was still by the door but when he noticed that I'm coming for him, he exited the room as quickly as possible. I did the same as well and when I reached the hallway I looked at both sides to see if there's a snowman hiding from me. Fortunately, there was.

Olaf was hiding behind a plant. A cactus to be exact.

I smirked. "Olaf get out of there"

I heard him sigh but better I saw him run and take a left turn. I followed him until I can still see him and that went for too many turns to count. I finally gave up and leaned against a door. I banged my head a several times but then I heard someone behind the door speaking. I leaned my ears to hear the conversation more.

"Olaf you did what?"

Oh so there you are.

I immediately opened the door and saw Olaf sitting at a chair opposite to a girl who wore cookie designed pj's.

"Aha! Now where's my love sand-"

The girl turned around and it turns out to be Queen Elsa. My breathing stopped for a moment and then I realized that I had to bow down and say my greetings. And so I did. The queen kept her usual stern face with her eyebrows arched high. I groaned and almost left the room until the Olaf begged not to which is very surprising. The queen looked at Olaf confused but Olaf on the other hand made puppy eyes with his err-snow eyes?

"Why do you want him anyway?" The queen sneered.

"Just please." Olaf begged with his "puppy eyes".

The queen looked at Olaf with disgust and then groaned afterwards. "Fine then. Just this once."

Olaf's eyes widen. He then hugged the queen with a tight grip. I smiled a little until she saw it. I immediately hid my so-called smile and walked slowly towards them. Olaf realized it and released Elsa and hugged me instead. At first I was shocked. I mean Olaf just met me an hour ago and now he's hugging me like he known me forever. Considering that I'm being rude at him since I entered his room.

Elsa looked at us and I saw her face softened. Although she still kept a no emotion face plastered on her.

After a few seconds, Olaf released me and gave me my sandwich. I said thank you and smiled afterwards. He did the same and sat on the bed with Elsa while I sit on a chair that Olaf sat a while ago.

An awkward silence occurred but it only lasted for a few minutes because Olaf started talking about this book we read an hour ago. I smile how adorable I found this. The queen noticed and decided to tease me about it.

"First the hug now a smile? What did you do Olaf?"

Olaf looked at Elsa. "Nothing."

"Are you sure then why is he like this. Is the sandwich poisonous?"

"No Elsa. No it's not."

"Then tell me Mr. Westerguard. What happened to you and somehow you softened." Elsa smirked.

"Says the one who wears cookie pajamas." I muttered. Unfortunately, she heard me and rolled her eyes. I looked at her and realized that she was blushing. The queen is blushing.

I told her that but she denied it saying that she will not blush over a statement that doesn't affect anyone in a way that I expected. I laughed at this. She was being so proper about the fact that she blushed. I reminded her once again and this was her response:

"Don't change the topic." She said standing up and walking in circles the same way she did yesterday.

I made a "tss" sound since I think that's very appropriate for a command like that. "So what do you want to know? Ms. I-have-to-walk-in-circle-so-you-feel-pressured."

The queen sneered. "Nothing and besides it's not like I'm interested in your life or your presence here anyway."

"Just admit it. You just can't resist my sideburns don't you" I winked trying to piss the hell off with Ms. I-have-a-face-but-I-don't-use-it-to-express-my-feelings.

Elsa shot a glare on me."Oh please." She said emphasizing the word please. "Just state your business then you are free to-"

"Elsa, chill down. Nobody here has a business to negotiate with you. It's just me, your friend and your-" Olaf paused awkwardly and then looked at me afterwards. "my storyteller."

Elsa looked at Olaf and decided to relax and sit down for a moment. Since Elsa and I were the reason why our first conversation died, Olaf decided to start again with a different topic like what is our favorite food.

I found myself laughing at this. I mean isn't it obvious that I like sandwiches a lot. But nevertheless, I still said that my favorite food is the savory pieces of ham and cheese stuffed inside two (or maybe three. It depends on my appetite.) slices of your good ole' bread fresh from the bakery. Damn sandwiches. Why are you so lovely?

Olaf also laughed at this but Ms. I'm-proper-so-don't-expect-me-to-be-like-Anna, just made a "tss" sound. I gave her a sneer and rolled my eyes. I'm not here to impress you queen of formality and awkward silence. I'm here to eat the loveliest and most beautiful thing God created, le glorious sandwich.

Olaf talked about other things too. But he alternately switches topics that interest me and Elsa. After a few change of topics, Olaf finally stopped talking for a while.

I looked at Elsa, hoping that she will start a conversation this time. And thankfully she did because a)if the silence won't stop, I will find myself swimming through a pool of awkwardness and b)if nobody keeps on talking about other things, we might end up talking about my family.

"Do you play instruments?" She asked.

I nodded and smiled in return. "You?"

The queen snorted. For the first time in forever, she snorted. Do you understand how a big of a deal this is? Ms. Try-to-make-a-grammatical-error-when-you're-talking-to-me-and-I'll-freeze-you-to-death-you-peasant snorted. I smiled and looked at her as if I'm waiting for an answer.

"Nah. Oh wait, I once played a violin but then I accidentally froze the bow and never got it back."

I laughed at this. "Where is it then?"

"I think it's over-" She paused and then stood up afterwards. I turned around and saw her go to the left corner of the room to-I guess-get the bow. "here." She said while going back to her bed.

She handed me the bow which is still frozen and sat on her pillow. I looked at it closely. It was definitely ice solid. I smiled and removed my left glove. I was about to touch the bow but then I decided not to. Tonight's not the night. I have to wait. So I put my glove back on and returned it to Elsa.

"It's pretty frozen. Can you unfreeze it?"

Elsa's eyes widen. As if she just realized that she can possibly do that. I chuckled and watched Elsa unfreeze the frozen bow. When she finished, she showed it to Olaf (still with her big blue eyes opened wide) like it was a wand or a thing that glows up. Afterwards, she decided to jump on her bed while shouting: My bow is back. My little unfrozen bow is ba-ack.

Olaf and I laughed at this. We NEVER saw the queen this happy and crazy. Elsa after jumping also laughed and we didn't stop until someone knocked on the door. We both exchanged glances. I was about to offer opening the door but Elsa has different plans.

"I'll open it." She whispered while her index finger was placed on top of her pouted lips. Olaf and I both smirked as she tiptoed her way to the door. And when she reached it, she decided to stop for a moment.

"Who is this?" Elsa asked in a man's voice.

"Elsa it's Anna."

"Who is Elsa?"

Anna sighed. Or at least I thought she did. "It's Anna."

"Anna, dear. I don't know who is this Elsa but I am a doctor from the future.(A/N: If you know what I mean.)"

"Oh. I'm sorry I bothered you. How did you arrive at Elsa room? Where are you from? If you don't know Elsa, how come you're her-Oh my. I ask too much."

"It's okay dear. I came here from a..." Elsa looked at us for an answer and Olaf seemed to mouth something to Elsa. "Tardis?"

Elsa gave Olaf a confusing look but Olaf just silently chuckled at it.

"Oh. What is a tardis?"

Elsa once again gave Olaf a confusing look but Olaf just shrugged and mouthed something. I watched his mouth and realized that he said that she should just open the door.

"Never!" Elsa shouted in her old voice again. I laughed at how stupid that was. Olaf laughed too and rolled on the floor. Elsa realized it and laughed as well.

"Elsa I know you're in there." Anna sing sang.

Elsa groaned and gestured Olaf to hide me somewhere so Anna won't find out that I was here. Olaf agreed and accompanied me to a big closet. I was about to go inside until Anna shouted: And Hans I know you're in there too. You also Olaf. I can hear all of your gibberish at least a few rooms away.

We all exchanged glances but Elsa smiled and so did Olaf. I guess there's something they know that I didn't.

Elsa opened the door. "Aloha Anna banana."

"Hi doctor from the future." Anna smirked and went inside. She sat on my seat and started to play with her braids.

"Anna why are you here?" Elsa asked while closing the door.

"I got this letter from the-" Elsa ran towards Anna and grabbed the letter from her hands before collapsing on her bed.

Elsa's eyes widen. "It's from Punzie isn't it?"

Anna nodded. "They're coming."