The next morning it takes Cooper two hours and twenty-three minutes to round up all the Guys and get them in the limo. When he turns it on, it doesn't start. Shawna wakes up in the passenger seat.

Cooper: Good morning, sugar cakes. I got a head start, but the car broke down.

Shawna: Darling, we made it to the Grand Canyon already. We don't need the car.

Shawna points past the lonely, deserted hotel to the Grand Canyon. Cooper releases the Guys from the car.

Lara: I'm hungry!

Ariel: Yeah, me too!

Iolaus: Feed us!

A bunch of Guys: Food! Food! Food! FOOD!

Before things get out of hand Cooper and Shawna open up the secret stash of emergency Guy food. They had out bagels, muffins, and bread.

Strife: I want grapes!

Campbell: I want lobster!

Joxer: I want barbecue ribs!

Gabrielle: I want nutbread!

Autolycus (points): You have nutbread.

Gabrielle: Oh yeah.

Gabrielle tries to shove the loaf of nutbread in her mouth.

Cooper: Besides nutbread, none of those foods are authorized for breakfast.

Jett: You're not authorized!

Cooper: You are quite right.

A bunch of grapes fall out of Meg's shirt.

Strife: Sweet, juicy, precious grapes!

Strife, Trance, Xena, Ares, Guy, and Hercules all lunge for the grapes around Meg's feet. Iolaus stands clear.

Jarem: Does anyone have plumps in their shirt?

Argo: What kind of question is that, Jarem? Nobody's gonna have plumps hidden in...

Giselle: I do!

Giselle shares her plumps with Jarem.

Cooper: Where do they get all this unauthorized food?

Shawna: From down their shirts, honey. Now let's get them moving.

The Guys all walk toward the canyon.

Aphrodite: Can we, like, go home now? My hair's getting frizzy!

Jace: We just got here! I bet my singing would echo if I went down there.

Jace begins climbing down into the canyon.

Cooper: You are not supposed to do that. Please come back up here.

Jace continues and everyone else follows his lead. Cooper and Shawna awkwardly stand there not knowing what to do.

Callisto accidentally dislodges a rock from the cliffside and a bunch of boulders start tumbling down onto the Guys.

Lara: Rock slide!

All the Guys tumble down with the rocks. After the rockslide stops and they are all buried at the bottom, Hercules digs his way out. He helps Xena out.

Hercules: Without Cooper and Shawna we can't be revived if we die.

Xena: So let's dig out all the live people and leave all the dead ones here.

Hercules: Hopefully no one died.

Xena: Well, I kinda hope some of them did.

Hercules and Xena start to dig.

Xena: Gabrielle! Gabrielle!

Hercules: Why are you calling for her?

Xena (shrugs): Gives me motive.

Hercules looks thoughtful for a moment.

Hercules: Iolaus! Iolaus! Wow, it works. Iolaus!

Hercules removes a giant boulder and sticks his head in the hole that was under it.

Hercules: Iolaus!

Aphrodite: Your breath stinks, big bro.

Hercules (helping Aphrodite out): Are you okay?

Aphrodite: No!

Hercules: What's wrong?

Aphrodite: I'm all dirty and stinky!

Hercules: You're fine.

Hercules goes back to searching for survivors. Aphrodite tries to fingercomb her messy hair but only gets her hands stuck in the knots.

A bunch of the rocks blast away and Dahak climbs out with Hope. Ares soon follows, dragging a whimpering Strife.

Ares: I can't believe I have to waste my time helping you.

Xena pulls Jarem out and drops him on his hip to pop it back into place.

Xena: Now help.

Jarem attempts to move a big rock but it doesn't budge. He switches to a rock the size of his fist and just barely manages to move it.

Hercules finds Grug.

Hercules: Come on Grug, we need your help.

Grug: No, I'm safe in this cave.

Hercules: Not if it collapses on you.

Grug doesn't respond. Hercules sighs in defeat and walks away.

Xena pulls Callisto out by her hair.

Callisto: Ugh, I've had enough of being buried under rocks for a million lifetimes.

Xena throws her aside.

Eventually all the Guys get saved. Miraculously, none of them are dead, but Iolaus has a fractured wrist, Gabrielle has a sprained ankle, Autolycus has a broken arm, and Lara is covered in bloody scratches.

Golden Trance: What do we do?

Autolycus: Hmm, we can't climb out.

Jett: I can.

Autolycus: Well, I can't.

Xena: We need to stick together or some of us won't make it.

Jett sticks his tongue out at them.

Joxer: Oh, stop being so childish, Jett!

Jett: Shut up, you're the childish one.

Joxer: No, you are!

Jett: No, you are!

Joxer: No, you are!

Jett: No, you are!

Joxer: Jace is!

Jett: No, you... Yeah okay, Jace is.

Ares: If you immature children are finished, let's just walk along the canyon and try to find an easier way up for the injured.

Hope: You're being uncharacteristically considerate.

Ares: I do it only for Xena.

Xena (dreamily): What a man.

Ares gloats.

They all start down the canyon. After a while, they hear a loud, continuous roar. Behind them, the canyon is filling up with water rushing right for them.

Trance: Run!

Gabrielle: I can't!

Guy throws Gabrielle up on Argo and they all start running.

Grug: To that cave!

Campbell: You would be the one to mention the cave.

Iolaus: Does it matter which one of us mentions the cave right now!?

Everyone follows Grug into the cave. Some of the stronger Guys push an extra huge boulder in front of the entrance, and they are sealed in. The boulder holds as the water rushes by.

Tataka: I found a tunnel!

Jace: I found one, too.

Ariel: I found another one.

Tataka: We will go in mine.

Jace: No, mine's definately the right one.

Tataka (growling): Mine will get us out of here!

Jace: Mine will get us out of here faster!

Ariel: We don't have to go in mine if nobody wants to.

Meg: Well Grug, you're the caveman. Which tunnel?

Grug: I don't know about tunnels. I only know about caves. And I think we should stay here.

Autolycus: That is not an option. Since Ariel didn't push it, let's go in the one she found.

Everyone goes down that tunnel. They follow it until the way is blocked by an impassable forest of vines.

Jace: Told you my tunnel would have been better.

Tataka: These are just vines. Who knows what worse things were in your tunnel.

Iolaus II: Yeah, they're just vines. How bad can they be?

Iolaus II tries to walk through the vines. The vines wrap around him and tangle him all up in them.

Iolaus II: Help!

Lara steps forward to help but Hercules blocks her.

Hercules: No need for all of us to get stuck.

Hercules turns to the Executioner.

Hercules: You there, cut him down and then make a path through these vines.

Iolaus II screams as the Executioner comes at him like a maniac with her axe. She cuts him down, then spins through all the vines and they all fall to the ground. The path is cleared.

Iolaus: I'm hungry. Is anyone else hungry?

Jett: I am.

Autolycus: Me too.

Callisto (leaning toward a group of women): Men are always hungry.

Joxer: Anyone have any food?

Gabrielle: I have leftover nutbread.

Meg: I still have some grapes.

Xena: I have a bagel.

A bunch of the women pull food out of their shirts.

Guy (leaning toward a group of men): Why do women always have food stashed down their shirts?

Strife: Why do we eat it without hesitation even though we know it's been down their shirts?

Guy shrugs. The hungry dudes eat, and the Guys continue down the tunnel.