All lines from the film are used from a script I found on the internet, the author

Chapter 1 DarK Roxas and colonel Axel's plan and the wedding

Once upon a time warp...

In a galaxy very, very, very, very away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as...SPACEBALLS

Chapter Eleven

The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from thier peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia.

Today is Princess Kairi's wedding, Unbeknownest to the princess but knowest to us, danger lurks in the stars above...

if you can read this, you don't need glasses

In the cold emptyness of space, a large spaceship flew by. The ship was several meters long had numerus defenses, and back of the ship had a large bumper sticker that said "WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY.". The bridge on the inside of the ship was large. numerus villians worked at the controls. There different types of villians, from cylons to chimera, these goons were simply following order made by their evil leaders. The commanding officer was a human with red hair who watched the window that showed nothing but space. suddenly a cyberman leader stood up and came up to his superior. Colonel Axel!, the cyberman leader leader told the colonel. What is it Sargent?, Axel responded. You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir, the cyberman leader told Axel. So, Axel responded as if the cyberman leader asked a stupid question. Planet Druidia is in sight, sir, the cyberman leader told Axel while repeating most of what it said. You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?, Axel asked his minority. Thanks, sir, the cyberman leader said as it took Axel's remark as a complement. Have you notified Dark Roxas? Axel asked. Yes sir. I took the liberty. He's on his way, the cyberman leader answered.

Suddenly a loud voice came on over the intercom out of nowhere as if it was waiting for the cyberman to say what he said. MAKE WAY FOR DARK ROXAS!, the voice said and Axel responded by telling the personel on the bridge by saying: All rise in the presense of Dark Roxas! All the sitting personel stood up as an alarm went off. The black door opened slowly, revealing a masked figure dressed all in black, including his tie, and the back ends of his gloves had silver squares and an imtimidating helmet with an imtimidating faceplate. He walked towards the front of the bridge while a elite, another human, and a soldier heartless cowarded in fear for facing his wrath. When Dark Roxas reached the front of the bridge, his breathing became more labored and then moved up his faceplate mask and revealed his real face and took deep breaths , he was a teenager with narrowed spiky hair was a blonde like color. I can't breathe in this thing!, Roxas said with his deep beathing. Axel came up to his superior to tell him of the news he had. We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir, Axel said to Roxas. Good, Roxas said in a proud manner. I'll call Spaceball City,and notify President Riku immediatly, he continued as he went to and picked up the convenently placed phone on the desk. I already called him, sir. He knows everything, the still standing cyberman leader to Roxas. Roxas became angry as the cyberman leader said this and slammed the phone back on it's reciever. What?, Roxas said in angry tone You went over my helmet?, Roxas continued. Well, not exactly over it, sir. more to the side. I'll always call you first. It'll never happen again. Never, ever!, the cyberman leader told Roxas in a scared tone, for fear of what might happen. Roxas, still angry put a ring on his ring finger and the cyberman leader' fear grew even more. Oh shit! No, no, no, no, no, please, no, no, please, no, not that, the cyberman leader yelled for mercy from his superior as he covered his neck. Roxas pulled his faceplate down, Yes. That, he said in a deep voice as he shot a green ray at the cyberman leader's crouch. Whaoooooooo! Owwwwwwwwww! the cyberman leader screamed in pain as he grabbed his crouch in a failed attempt to block the ray and then fell to the floor. Two Helghast soldiers came and took their comrade away. Colonel Axel! Roxas said as he faced his second in command. Sir?, Axel asked Roxas as he covered his crouch, for fear of facing the same fate. I don't see Planet Druidia . Where is it? Roxas asked Axel while looking for the planet through the windows. We don't have visual contact yet, sir, but we have it on the radar screen. Shall I punch it up for you?, Axel asked. Na, nevermind, Roxas answered, I'll do it myself. Very good sir, Axel responded. Axel and Roxas went to a row of machine and Roxas stopped at the first machine he saw. What the hell's the matter with this thing? What's all the churning and bubbling? Roxas asked. You call that a radar screen? No sir, we call it, "Mr. Coffee." Axel told Roxas, Care for some? He asked. Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that, Roxas answered. Of course I do sir, Axel said. Everybody does, do they?, Roxas said. OF COURSE WE DO SIR!, everyone in the room said as they covered their crouches.

Roxas toke the coffee from it's holder, Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar, Roxas said, Where is it?, he asked. Right here, sir, Axel told Roxas as he pointed to the machine's label (Mr. Radar). Switch to teleview, Roxas ordered Axel. Axel then changed the screen that then showed an Earth like planet with an atmosphere that looked like a shield. There it is, Planet Druidia, and and underneath the air shield, ten thousand years of fresh air. We must get through that air shield, Roxas said. We will, sir, Axel responded, Once we kidnap the princess , we will force her father, King Roland, to give us the combination to the air shield. Thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceball. Everybody got that?, Roxas asked the reader, Good! When will the princess be married? he asked Axel. Within the hour, Axel responded. Well, I hpe it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonna be a short honeymoon, Roxas said to Axel. They both laughed as Roxas took a drink of his coffee. Mmmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmmm! Roxas muffeled. Axel hit Roxas' back and Roxas spat out his coffee and his face plate fell down. Hot! Too Hot!, Roxas said in his deep voice.

Planet Druidia

The courtyard was busy that afternoon and the fountain was gushing. A nearby church had a sign on it that showed the events that were happening "TODAY, THE ROYAL WEDDING OF PRINCESS KAIRI AND PRINCE DATA VALIUM, TOMORROW, BINGO.". Inside a waiting room Fox McCloud fixed King Lex Luthor Roland's outfit to make more presentable to the waiting crowd while Kairi was pacing, waiting for something or someone. Oh, if only your mother were alive to see this day, Lex told his daughter, Kairi. All right is everyone ready?, Lex asked everyone in the room. Yes, your majesty, Fox said. No!, Kairi yelled Where's my nobody of honor? she asked. Oh dear, yes. Fox said Namine? Namine? Namine Matrix? Fox called for. Namine arrived quickly, looking relived, she wore blue sandals and white dress, she appeared to be younger than Kairi. Oh thank god, Fox said, Where've have you been?, he asked Namine. Here I am, I'm sorry, she said, she continued I had to make a pit stop. I so excited, I couldn't hold my bladder, she said. An organ started playing which ment that it was time. All right, people. It's magic time, Fox said in an excited tone. All right, everyone starting on the left foot, Lex said, but instead he puts his right foot out, which Kairi notices. Daddy that's your right foot, Kairi told her father. It's too late. Keep going, Lex whispered to her. The group came down the asile while Shinji Ikari played "Here comes the bride" on the giant organ. Daddy, Kairi said as she stopped. Shinji stopped playing after noticing the group stopping. Must I go through this?, Kairi asked her father. I'm sorry, my dear, you have to, Lex answered. The group then started moving down the aisle again and Shinji continued playing. But, Daddy, Kairi beg Lex as she stop again, and Shinji stops playing again leaving a decaying and sour note while giving a long sigh because of the delay. I don't love him, She told her father. I'm sorry, Kairi, Lex told his daughter, he's the last prince left in the galaxy, he continued. They looked at Kairi's forced husband to be. Data had pale white skin, and a emotionless look but gave a smile, which broke as he gave a yawn, he had girlish hair he made for the occassion. The group reached the altar with no futher delay and the priest, Terra began speaking. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today on this most joyous occaision, Terra continued, to witness Princess Kairi, daughter of King Lex Roland..., Kairi then started to run toward the door, bring Namine along for the ride. ...going right past the alter heading down the ramp, and out the door!, Terra said while watching this. Stop her! Someone, stop her! Stop her!, Lex yell as he and everyone in the room exited the same door. Meanwhile, Kairi and Namine exited the chapel and began to enter the car that was meant fo her and the prince to leave for their honeymoon. Hey wait! Namine yelled at Kairi, You forgot ro get married. Will you stop? she continued. The two be gin to enter the car. Kairi opens the door to the dirver's side to prepare for launch. What are you doing? Namine asked Kairi. No questions, Namine. Get in. Kairi responded. The car started up and the ramp it was on started to tilt to allow the car to launch into space. Everyone else then exited the chapel to find out what she was doing. What is she doing? Where is she going?, Lex asked the people, much to their comfusion. The car then launch into space. Come baaaack! Data siad as he yawned at the same time.