For all of you who are wondering: I am a girl, I just can't stand other
girls, (with the exception of my friends that are female.) I'm sorry, but
girls are superficial, too emotional, and horny. (This is what happens when
your best friend is a guy.)
Logan and the guys once again sat in the briefing room, the only place that couldn't be broken in to.
"Alright." He said finishing his beer. (He had given up trying to hide the bottle, he really needed one right then.) "Jean is safe and under control at the moment. But that still leaves us with the rest of em. Any ideas?"
The boys all looked at each other blankly until Sam timidly raised his hand. Their heads all whipped around and looked hopefully at him.
"Um, well I was thinking that its gonna be really hard to keep Amara under control but, uh, if we could keep her unconscious we might have a shot."
"Yeah, we could keep her in one of the water tanks, just give her an oxygen mask." Jamie put in.
"You up for it Drake?" Logan asked. Bobby nodded. " Alright men, lets do it."
The team of young men waited outside. Logan nodded toward Jamie. In the best imitation of Jubilee he could muster he called out.
"Amara you skanky ass bitch!" the team looked in surprise at Jamie's creativity, the original line Logan gave him was just to call out her name. In a flaming ball of fury Amara came hurtling outside. She held up her hands and several once proud trees were tiny wisps of smoke.
"Now!" Logan yelled. Bobby released two streams of ice, he had to get closer because she was melting them as fast as he could go. Soon the two were face to face, but Iceman was getting the upper hand. After a bit of a struggle Iceman won and Amara was iced up to her neck.
"Bobby." Amara whispered. "If you let me go, I'll strip for you." Bobby stopped. Magma repeated her promise. Bobby began to weaken. He began tearing at the ice furiously.
"Iceman no!" Wolverine pulled him back, Bobby sank to the ground. Logan injected Amara with the needle gun. They had won this battle.
Logan threw Magma over his shoulder and walked toward the mansion. Ray had to help the exhausted Iceman to his feet. The group followed hesitantly, afraid that the sedative would suddenly wear off and they would all be additions to the mansions new outdoor crematorium.
Amara safe in a tank the womanless x-men sat down.
"Rahne will be easy to hold, but hard to catch. Bobby, how are you feeling?" Logan asked. Bobby tried to lift his head but after his long fight with Magma he was too weak to stand.
"Kids beaten Wolverine." Ray said. "We'll have to find another way to keep her still."
"And ve're out of tranks." Said Kurt as he held up the dart gun.
"Son of a bitch." Scott said. "I could try to blast her but it would be risky." Logan shook his head.
"We cant take that risk."
Jamie spoke up. "Ray could punch me, and I could surround her, by the time she gets to the real me Wolverine can jump her, if she bites you it doesn't matter."
"Good thinkin' shorty." Logan growled. Roberto and Evan exchange looks. "I have an idea." Evan said.
Rahne was outside running by the front gate trying desperately to bite the pedestrians on the other side. A man was running in terror as the mad wolf tried to bite through the iron bars. In her foaming mouth was a shred of pant leg. She began digging when she caught a new scent. Roberto was walking by with a large hot dog. She spotted him and charged after the meat that still had a human attached to it. Roberto charged and flew upwards leading the ravaging animal around the corner. He landed and waited for her to catch up. It didn't take more than five seconds.
Wolfsbane launched herself at Sunspot but a bone stake flew in front of her, blocking her attack. She twisted in midair and charged again but she met a wall of spikes. Evan was on the balcony shooting spikes as fast as he could. Rahne turned but she was trapped by a wall of Jaimies. She howled and attacked the nearest one, they all began running. One by one they began to disappear, more quickly than Logan had planned, at Jaimie's cries he closed the fridge door, (damn, so close to another beer!) and ran outside. Right as Wolfsbane leapt at Multiple Wolverine came crashing down on her. She bit and tore at him and her back paws delivered a powerful blow to his groin.
"SON OF A BITCH!"
Logan was on the ground, cupping his manhood and groaning in agony. The others became frightened when their fearless leader was seen nearly beaten. Rahne now turned on the group but Logan pulled himself up and flattened her.
"All bests are off kid." He rumbled. He wrestled her to the ground, furiously beating the furry creature.
"Logan stop!" Scott cried, but it was too late, Wolfsbane was unconscious. It took Ray, Scott, Sam and Evan to pull Wolverine off of the wolf. Wolverine regained his self control. Wiping the sweat from his face he turned to them.
"Put her in the cage boys."
Logan and the guys once again sat in the briefing room, the only place that couldn't be broken in to.
"Alright." He said finishing his beer. (He had given up trying to hide the bottle, he really needed one right then.) "Jean is safe and under control at the moment. But that still leaves us with the rest of em. Any ideas?"
The boys all looked at each other blankly until Sam timidly raised his hand. Their heads all whipped around and looked hopefully at him.
"Um, well I was thinking that its gonna be really hard to keep Amara under control but, uh, if we could keep her unconscious we might have a shot."
"Yeah, we could keep her in one of the water tanks, just give her an oxygen mask." Jamie put in.
"You up for it Drake?" Logan asked. Bobby nodded. " Alright men, lets do it."
The team of young men waited outside. Logan nodded toward Jamie. In the best imitation of Jubilee he could muster he called out.
"Amara you skanky ass bitch!" the team looked in surprise at Jamie's creativity, the original line Logan gave him was just to call out her name. In a flaming ball of fury Amara came hurtling outside. She held up her hands and several once proud trees were tiny wisps of smoke.
"Now!" Logan yelled. Bobby released two streams of ice, he had to get closer because she was melting them as fast as he could go. Soon the two were face to face, but Iceman was getting the upper hand. After a bit of a struggle Iceman won and Amara was iced up to her neck.
"Bobby." Amara whispered. "If you let me go, I'll strip for you." Bobby stopped. Magma repeated her promise. Bobby began to weaken. He began tearing at the ice furiously.
"Iceman no!" Wolverine pulled him back, Bobby sank to the ground. Logan injected Amara with the needle gun. They had won this battle.
Logan threw Magma over his shoulder and walked toward the mansion. Ray had to help the exhausted Iceman to his feet. The group followed hesitantly, afraid that the sedative would suddenly wear off and they would all be additions to the mansions new outdoor crematorium.
Amara safe in a tank the womanless x-men sat down.
"Rahne will be easy to hold, but hard to catch. Bobby, how are you feeling?" Logan asked. Bobby tried to lift his head but after his long fight with Magma he was too weak to stand.
"Kids beaten Wolverine." Ray said. "We'll have to find another way to keep her still."
"And ve're out of tranks." Said Kurt as he held up the dart gun.
"Son of a bitch." Scott said. "I could try to blast her but it would be risky." Logan shook his head.
"We cant take that risk."
Jamie spoke up. "Ray could punch me, and I could surround her, by the time she gets to the real me Wolverine can jump her, if she bites you it doesn't matter."
"Good thinkin' shorty." Logan growled. Roberto and Evan exchange looks. "I have an idea." Evan said.
Rahne was outside running by the front gate trying desperately to bite the pedestrians on the other side. A man was running in terror as the mad wolf tried to bite through the iron bars. In her foaming mouth was a shred of pant leg. She began digging when she caught a new scent. Roberto was walking by with a large hot dog. She spotted him and charged after the meat that still had a human attached to it. Roberto charged and flew upwards leading the ravaging animal around the corner. He landed and waited for her to catch up. It didn't take more than five seconds.
Wolfsbane launched herself at Sunspot but a bone stake flew in front of her, blocking her attack. She twisted in midair and charged again but she met a wall of spikes. Evan was on the balcony shooting spikes as fast as he could. Rahne turned but she was trapped by a wall of Jaimies. She howled and attacked the nearest one, they all began running. One by one they began to disappear, more quickly than Logan had planned, at Jaimie's cries he closed the fridge door, (damn, so close to another beer!) and ran outside. Right as Wolfsbane leapt at Multiple Wolverine came crashing down on her. She bit and tore at him and her back paws delivered a powerful blow to his groin.
"SON OF A BITCH!"
Logan was on the ground, cupping his manhood and groaning in agony. The others became frightened when their fearless leader was seen nearly beaten. Rahne now turned on the group but Logan pulled himself up and flattened her.
"All bests are off kid." He rumbled. He wrestled her to the ground, furiously beating the furry creature.
"Logan stop!" Scott cried, but it was too late, Wolfsbane was unconscious. It took Ray, Scott, Sam and Evan to pull Wolverine off of the wolf. Wolverine regained his self control. Wiping the sweat from his face he turned to them.
"Put her in the cage boys."
