"Now Tails… do you know why we're having this discussion?"

The pink hedgehog was staring contemptuously at "white and nerdy". That moment, right in front of her, was the perfect opportunity to lecture about the cool liquid drug that was Pepsi. The fox, however, saw it as a cruel joke at his expense. The pink hedgehog wasn't discouraged at his lack of competence to know what she was talking about. The fox went into an all-caps rage… without the caps. "Are you crazy!? There is no discussion! You're just using my can of Pepsi to humiliate me in public! What is wrong with you!?"

Amy chuckled at his suffering. "You just don't get it. We all know you're still very young…"

But Tails wouldn't listen. "Why should everyone have to care about my age? What does Pepsi even have to do with my age? What the hell is my age!? I'd be drinking Pepsi all night if only you'd lay off Sonic!" Yet another opposer of Sonamy ;) "And look at that—" He turned around and pointed directly at a little cream-colored rabbit, who also happened to have a can of Pepsi in that little right hand of hers. "What is that about!?" You let her drink Pepsi and get away with it!? She's only six!" Right about here the fox began to lose it. "So apparently you have something against me, and not just me drinking Pepsi, dammit!"

Amy knew once again how to think on the more realistic side. "Hmmm… I wonder how you got to be so brilliant-minded in the first place."

"What do you mean?"

Then Amy took a U-turn towards nowhere with her side of the argument. "You see what Pepsi did to Sonic? Twelve cans made him care only about speed, speed, and more speed! Where am I in his list of important stuff? NOWHERE, dammit!"

This time Tails thought on the more realistic side. "I dunno… I would've expected the exact opposite."

Right about then the pink hedgehog began to lose it. "That's how much you know! You keep that up and Imma have to lock up all the Pepsis, Cokes, Mountain Dews, Peppers, 7ups, Sprites…"

"That's how much you know!" Tails snapped. "You're the only reason why I haven't had one Pepsi, Coke, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, 7up, Sprite… whatever! I could be drinking all night if not for you!"

"Or, you could be drinking milk and building up strong teeth. ;)"

It was obvious that Amy wanted to ruin his life. "Who do you think I am, a baby!? I've had enough of your damned baby talk!" The fox went back into the living room. "When I become President of the United States, you're gonna regret every last time you said no!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention…" Amy started as he started to push open the door. "There's no more 'We the People'. That phrase has become quite overrated."

"You'll see!" the worked-up fox yelled as he stormed across the living room. As he neared the television, the cooler was in plain sight. In that ice box lay all the Pepsis as before, but of course since everyone was drinking themselves to death, including me, only one can remained. He quickly snatched it.


Will Tails manage to get away with that Pepsi? Remember, comments and constructive criticism are ALWAYS welcome!