Here we go! Another chapter! Been bored lately, babysitting my neighbor's cats, so I have a lot of free time on my hands…

Thanks to: Krystal (Like I said, Koal's coming back soon) And A random reviewer (Are you by any chance a ninja? O.o) KATZUNITED (I told you I was working on it~) xD


"Ooo! Look Link! Bendy dancers!" A bouncing Kai happily dragged Link off into the direction of a nearby stage where a couple of dancers were performing. "How do they do that?" He asked as the closest one to them bent backwards and made a complete circle with her body.

Link's eye twitched watching the whole scene, he never did like watching contortionists, the way they moved their bodies was unnatural.

Kai turned to face him, smiling like a five year old child who had just been giving his favorite treat. "You know… Some of those moves could be useful in bed…"

Link was about to scold the shadow, but Kai was in too much of a good mood and he didn't want to ruin it, so instead he shook his head some what angrily and started walking in another direction, away from the 'bendy dancers.'

Kai skipped after him in pursuit. "Where're you going sexy? I thought you were looking for some new moves!"

"Stop talking out loud before someone over hears you!" Link's face was the usual red color, and he was avoiding looking at Kai because he knew he would get made fun of. He still embarrasses me to this day…

"Well I thought that was the point of talking out loud?" He could tell Link was embarrassed because he was avoiding eye contact. I love messing with him.

Link finally spotted what he had been looking for; a nice bench situated under the barn roof in the shade. He sighed contently as he sat down, but contentment didn't last long as Kai automatically latched onto his arm. "Kai… People are going to get the wrong idea…"

He tried to push his darker half away to give them some personal space, but Kai refused.

"Nope! I don't care what they think! You're mine, and if they don't like it, they can suck it!" He doubled his latching efforts and even added in a few gropings to make his point.

"Who has to suck what now?" Both elves turned when they heard the familiar voice speak.

Sheik walked over and stood in front of them, he was in his old fighting outfit, spandex and all. His one visible eye was staring down at them curiously. "Because if you're telling me that I have to suck something of yours… I'd rather not…" He winked at Link. "Nice to see you again hero."

Link nodded. "Same to you."

Kai was not so friendly; he growled at the spandex boy almost animalistic like and gave him his most threatening glare.

Sheik didn't even seem phased. "Hero, you might want to get your boyfriend checked out, it sounds like he was bitten by a wolfo or something."

Link (forgetting that they were in public) picked Kai up and placed him on his lap petting his soft silver hair gently. "I would if I didn't think his puppy pouts were so damn cute."

Kai leaned into the touch, grinning like an idiot.

Sheik could have sworn he saw a tail wagging.

"Link! What are you doing Mister? Do you want to ruin your public image?!" Malon stomped over towards them, obviously pissed.

Link threw poor Kai off he like he had been burned, Kai flew right into sheik, knocking them both over to land in a heap on the ground.

Malon stared wide eyed at the two seemingly dead men, and then tackled Kai in what could have been a hug, but looked more like a squeeze. "Oh you poor thing! Did your mean boyfriend hurt you?"

Link and sheik both face palmed. So much for keeping it under cover…

It took Kai a few seconds to realize where he was, but as soon as he did he started flailing. "Ew! Boobs in close range! Get off you evil woman! No you can't have my babies!"

Malon let go of him and crossed her arms over her chest. "Oh come on, they're nothing to be envious of… So there's no need to get your panties in a bunch." She poked his nose angrily.

Kai gulped. "How did you know I was wearing panties? You have the lenses of truth on don't you?!"

"You're wearing panties?" Malon tilted her head to the side, a bit confused.

"Yeah! Pretty pink ones!" Kai quickly stood up. "Wanna see?"

Both Link and Sheik grabbed hold of his arms. "Bad shadow!"

Malon squealed and tackled him again. "You're sooo cute! Perfect for Link too! Maybe later we can go through my clothes and pick out some new panties for you!"

Link nudged his old friend to get her attention. "Malon, you're causing a scene!" He pointed to the large crowd that had gathered around them.

Malon laughed nervously. "Umm… Hey! The sun's going down! That means the fireworks are starting! Go watch them!"

Everyone quickly ran to go find the best spot to watch the infamous fireworks, leaving the hero and his friends to stare after them.

Sheik chuckled. "Well that solved that problem!"

"It's too bad you'll have to solve a new problem…" Shigen morphed out of the shadows in all his creepy glory wearing a black cape to shield his sensitive eyes from the setting sun. Behind him was a strange looking female with light purple hair, an older male with long blond hair, and the youngest looking was a male with shocking red hair.

"Hey you three… Haven't seen you in a while…" Shigen looked from Kai's shocked face to Link's blank one, then from Sheik's half closed eye to Malon's confused face. "What…? No one missed me…?"

Kai was the first to react, eyes watering slightly, he flung himself at Shigen. "My baby boy! You've come back to us!" He stopped his hugging to glare at the emo and then whack him over the head. "Never run away from us like that again! Mommy and daddy were scared!"

Shigen bowed his head smiling. "Yes mother…"

"I'm confused. You guys adopted already?" Malon look at Link who shrugged. "Well at least he's good looking, Link can I marry your son?"

"Yeah right bitch, like I would let you!" The younger looking male stepped fore ward and placed himself in between Malon and Shigen. "Benhail belongs to us, his coven, and not some stupid female!"

Shigen sighed and kicked the back of Ryuk's knees, the teen fell to the ground with an audible 'thump'. "Let me introduce everyone…" He said as Ryuk quickly picked himself off the ground and went to stand behind his leader again. "Link… Sheik… Kai… and random female… This is Ryuk… Kai… and Kyou…" He gestured to each as their names were said. Great… now's there's two Kai's…

Kai (the shadow) looked over Shigen's shoulder. "Aw man… I share my name with a girl?"

Kai (the Haniam) glared at him and stuck her tongue out. "Suck my ass elf."

Kai unleashed his pout and snuggled into Shigen's neck. "Your woman's being mean…"

Shigen sighed.

Link looked at Ryuk. "So your boyfriend was here too Shigen?"

Shigen nodded, ignoring the flabbergasted expression on Ryuk's face replied, "yeah… and just a pre-warning… These guys are all Haniam…"

Kyou's posture drooped. "Oh thanks Lord… Now they're all going to hate us."

Malon yelped and ducked behind Link. "Don't eat me please!"

"See?" Kyou jumped back onto the roof where they had all been waiting, looking miserable.

Ryuk snorted. "Yeah, like anyone would want to eat you!"

Shigen looked back at Ryuk. "Ryuk… Stop being so hostile…"

"Yes Benhail."

An explosion behind them interrupted the happy (Sort of) reunion, and they all turned to look at the cause.

"Ah! The fireworks must have started." Malon jumped up and down happily.

"I don't think those were fireworks." Link said while unsheathing his sword. "It's not even dark out."

Almost as if answering his question, terrified screams soon irrupted though the area.

Kyou jumped down from the roof, a large lance in his hands. "I sense monsters, lots of them."

Ryuk and Kai both jumped onto the roof and came back down with weapons in hand. Ryuk held a bow, and Kai, a rapier.

Kai used his shadow magic to create his black master sword. "There's lot's of them too, they must have known that Link was out trying to have a good time." He pushed Malon behind him. "I'll stay and protect her Link; you go out there and do your thing." He winked.

Link nodded and ran off towards the commotion.

"And if you do a good job you'll get something good tonight!" Kai called after him, making everyone but Shigen fall over anime style.

Shigen unsheathed his sword and sauntered after Link. "Nice going shadow…"

Ryuk ran after him, and Kaichou was about to follow but Kyou grasped her shoulder. "Stay here with me and help protect any injured elves." She nodded and they ran off.

Sheik looked at Kai. "You gonna be ok by yourself?"

"Sure, sure, go kick some ass spandex boy." Behind him Malon giggled.

He disappeared in a poof of smoke.

"Just you and me now Malon." He saw her scared face out of the corner of his eye and smiled. "Oh, and I think I'll take you up on that panty offer!"


Link pushed his way through the crowd, trying not to knock anyone over. He finally broke through and almost ran face first into a dog like monster. He quickly hacked it in half with a vertical slash and watched as it's body fell to the ground, only to fuse itself back together again.

What the hell? Link circled it slowly, making sure not to leave any openings. That thing should be dead! There's some type of magic behind this… I can feel it…

The dog sat up and shook itself off looking rather annoyed, it then turned to growl at Link and lunged at him.

But before it could make contact, it was again sliced in half, but this time by a flaming sword.

"These creatures are dead… The only way to kill them is with purified water or fire…" Shigen twirled his sword, looking at Link smugly.

"And yet you're using fire magic how? Shouldn't you be dead or something?" Link ducked just in time as another undead dog monster took a swing at his head.

Shigen sliced threw it like a hot knife through butter. "My hands will get burnt every once in a while... but that's about it..." He held up his hands and showed Link the leather gloves he was wearing. "These help too... I had them enchanted by a magic user in Kakariko..."

Most of the festival goers were gone now, leaving the wounded, the dead, and Link and Shigen. They could hear Sheik fighting nearby, probably wondering why his opponent kept coming back to life.

"Come on sexy... I kind of left my youngest subordinate by himself with nothing to fight with but a bow..." He took Link's hand and dragged him along.

"Why haven't you made a move for him yet? It's the same Ryuk isn't it?" He stopped to think back on how Ryuk was acting. "Ok... Well, he swears a lot more, and seems a bit angrier, but other then that..."

"He's a totally different person... And obviously has no interest in me..."

Ryuk came into view, he seemed to be having troubling dodging the dog creatures attacks, one of his arms was slashed opened and bleeding black looking blood. "Hey benhail! I'm having some trouble over here!" He dodged another attack and made his way slowly over to the two men. "Mind using your fire powers to help out?"

Shigen answered by hacking the monster into little pieces and then sheathing his sword swiftly. He patted the hilt, "good Sulken..."

Ryuk rolled his eyes and looked at Link. "Is that all of them?" He gestured to the pieces of burning corpse.

"I think so, Sheik might still be fighting one back the other way though." Link also sheathed his master sword. "I don't think he knows how to use fire magic..."

Ryuk pounced on Shigen who was still baby talking his sword, and pulled him in the direction Link indicated. "Come on benhail! Your work is not yet complete!"

Shigen groaned as he was dragged off by the younger Haniam. "Kill me now..."


Taking a sip of his coffee, Link leaned back in his chair and relaxed his stiff muscles.

They had gotten all they wounded from the previous day and put them in wagons and sent them back to Hyrule castle town for treatment, but there were still Hyrulian soldiers out in the fields collecting the dead.

Shigen had left earlier with his second in command, Ryuk (After he had gotten bandaged up), in search of his two other subordinates and had yet to return.

Sheik had gone back to Hyrule castle to tell currently ruling King what was going on, and to do some searching into how it all happened.

And Kai...

"How does this one look on me Linky?" Kai practically skipped down the stairs wearing nothing but low rising sexy black panties.

Link somehow managed to spit out all the coffee in his mouth as well as squirting the stuff he swallowed out his nose.

"Kai! What are you doing? Get some clothes on before someone walks in!" He grabbed the face cloth that was conveniently placed on the table next to him and began cleaning up the mess.

Kai, with a predatory grin on his face, sauntered over to the hero and sat on his lap straddling him. "If they walk in they can enjoy a free show."

Link's whole face lit up. "N-no free shows, they have to pay." he wrapped his arms around Kai's neck and closed the distance between them. Their kiss soon from chaste to passionate as Link thrusted his tongue in Kai's mouth suggestively, and reached down to roughly grab the shadows ass.

Kai at the same time had both his hands tangled in blond hair, and was moaning very loudly, urging the hero to continue and go further.

Link used his other hand to slowly slide down Kai's chest and quickly slip into the black-

"Am I interrupting something...?" Shigen was standing in the doorway a very blank expression on his face, behind him was Ryuk who was blushing and staring at the floor embarrassed.

Link once again threw Kai off of him.

Poor Kai landed on the table and then slipped off the side out of view.

At the top of the stairs, Malon was giggling like a fan girl. "Man, it was just about to get good too!"

Link scratched behind his head nervously. "Nope! We were just...

Kai poked his head up from behind the table. "About to start some rough man lovin on each other!" He glared at Shigen.

Ryuk backed away. "I think I'll just wait outside..." He left and slammed the door behind him.

"Did you find your underlings Shigen?" Link asked him while standing to help Kai onto his feet.

Shigen shook his head. "No... I can't find them anywhere... and it bothers me..."

"Maybe they went back to the shadow temple?"

"Not without reporting to me..."

Malon from the top of the stairs asked. "Are you their leader or something?"

Shigen nodded. "Yeah... I'm not a very good one though... there used to be a lot of them... but most of them left after I took charge..."

Kai slid over to pat him sympathetically on the shoulder. "Let it all out emo."

"Go get some pants on shadow..."

"You're an ass hole!"

"I know..."

Link stepped in between them. "Alright you guys, enough. Kai go get dressed so we can go home."

Kai sniffled and brushed away fake tears before turning and walking up the stairs sadly.

"You're going home sexy...?"

"Yeah, I promised Koal I would contact him today." Link chuckled as he remembered something. "Did you know you're an uncle now?"

If Shigen could get any paler, he did. "I'm coming with you... I must see this with my own eyes..."

"What about Ryuk?"

"He'll follow me..."

Malon waved a hand in front of Link's face. "What about meeee?"

Link leaned down and whispered in her ear. "If you give Kai more panties, I'll come back to visit you soon."

She laughed and Shigen face palmed.


"Master, I'm very sorry, but I was unable to locate and capture your pet."

The woman hissed. "You failed me?"

The man whimpered. "But I did manage to catch two others that were with him."

"That will please me for now..." She stepped forwards and gently patted the head of the man. "It's no wonder that you were unable to catch him, he is my greatest creation after all."

"No power is greater then yours my lady."


"Oh my god! Shigen! Where have you been lovely?"

Shigen glared at the man in the mirror. "Never mind that... Just tell me Link was lying... Tell me you didn't procreate..."

Koal's smiling expression turned into one of confusion. "Procreate as in... Make babies and such?"

"Yes..."

"Oh! Well then yes lovely!"

The mirror stumbled for a few seconds as Shigen almost dropped it.

"You didn't think I could stay off my lovely wife for that long did you?"

"I was praying..."

Koal disappeared for a moment before reappearing with two small children in his arms. "You see? This one's Alec!" He held up the little boy who laughed cutely. "And this is- The little girl took one look at Shigen's face and started crying loudly.

Koal chuckled and bounced her on his leg. "That was my reaction when I first saw him too!"

Kotomi appeared behind him and whacked him. "Be nice to your cousin Koal." She smiled into the mirror. "Hi Shigen, nice to see you!"

"Nice to see you as well..." Shigen looked at Ryuk who had just walked int the door. "Ryuk... Stay beside me from now on..." He handed the mirror to Link and Kai so they could have a turn talking.

"Why do I have to do that benhail?" The younger Haniam walked over and sat down next to Shigen.

"I've have a bad feeling since Kai and Kyou went missing..."

"Hey Ryuk!" Kai waved at said Ryuk and knelt next to him. "Maybe later you can put on one of the new pair of panties I got and try to seduce Shigen!"

"I would never do that you ass hole!" Ryuk tackled the shadow and attempted to beat the shit out of him.

Link, Shigen, and Koal watched with little amusement.

"I sense things are going back to normal..."

"You said it sexy...."


Man, I have a really hard time writing Shigen's name! I changed it to Shygen.... So if you see that anywhere... You have permission to kill me~

And as for the little girl... I kind of forgot her name... So I have to wait until Krys contacts me for that one...