Chapter 2: da pokor game
Squee walked in2 da pokor room where the otha players were. There was Dr. Liam nisson, Dr. liam nison's Blak frend that dies in the game. And also bob, the mechanic. A jukebox in da background was playin 'workin man' by Rush. (/watch?v=iIGKlicb8n0) Witch is a song that fits with the fallout series 60's tome and feel extremily well if you squint and try not to think about it 2 haerd.
Anywai Squee ran up to the table only 2 realize that even standing comlpletly up he didn't reech da table, so Dr. liam nisson stacked a few copies of 'dean's elecronics' on top of eacudda so he wood reech.
The game went on for about an hour. Each game, the other players would make small bets on food stamps or trinkits with little value. And each game Squee would be forced to drop out, because he was more broke than meta knight in SSBM. That and he kept getting shit hands.
That was all fine with him thought, he was content to drink the alchohal that he was pretty sure he wasent paying for.
Then it happened. Bob dished out the cards, and squee was dealt a full freakin house!11 "OMFG! A FULL HOUSE!" yelled squee through his polker face. Bob and nisson's blak frend facepalmed.
"I bet themost valuablest object I have!" yelled Squee "Which is…..um" then squee realized aside from his jumpsuit and an empty nooka-cola bottle, he didn't actually own anything. "I bet…..um…My Vault 101 lv4. Axess card."
Bob rolled his eyes and sighed "look." He sed "You're not supposed to bet things that are owned by the vault. That's why liam cant gamble things from the medical inventory, and 2nd, all of us have Lv. 2 axess cards. Why would we need a level 4?"
Bob and the blak guy folded without raising. This made Squees' full house winnings 1.5 food stamps, a pear of toenale clippas and a wad of belly button lint. But Leam Nisson took pity on Squee. "Ok, squee." Sed liam nisson "I will raise you the most valuable item I have".
"OMG" sed Squee "Realy?"
"Yes" sed liam nisson "and that item is…"
Squee's mind raced with the possibilities of wat Liam nissons most valuable object culd be. His pipboi? No. Squee cudnt wear dos cuz he culd fit his entire body inside one. His firstborn son? Squee wasent entirely sure he wanted a bedwetting crybaby fagit as a prize, then agin mayby he caould have him change the bedsheets for him. Then squee culd goof off all morning.
Squee snapped back to reality to heer Lism nissom say "This lighter." He held up the lighter. It was a stainless stell flip-lighter. It was suffering from a little tarnish and sed the words B&W on the front. But it's most important feature was the shiloute of a naked girl of the back, yknow like truckers have on their mudflaps so all the femists on the hightway will get there panties in a twist.
Squee stared dumbfounded at tha lighter "It's…...perfect!" "It was the most beautiful thing Squee had ever seen. He just had 2 win it, and with his full hose he was gonna.
Liam nisson laid the lighter down on the table and reaveled his hand. It was a junk hand, he should have folded, he obviously didn't grasp the intracacies of the game like Squee did.
"Thass a pretty good hand, liam" sed Squee "But check dis shit out"! and he threw his hand on the table and shouted "FULL HOUSE! BITCHEZ!" And then he started barking like a dog.
"Good Game" sed liam nisson with a casual smile.
"I know" sed squee as he downed an entire shot glass of strong scotch. Then the world became all woozy. "You hear ….that….Dr. nisson…..i am…..the king…..of….pokor…."
And then Squee passed out.
