Naruto: School is Chaos
Prologue
Part 2: New World
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto OR Negima
Story Start
"N-Naruto is that really you?" questioned the little girl on the other side of the portal.
Everyone was blinded by a crimson flash. When it faded sure enough standing directly to the right of the Mizukage was the former Kyuubi Jinchuuriki Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze who just gives a lazy wave along with a "Yo" similar to a certain mask wearing cyclops with gravity defying silver hair.
A few things happened when he did this. Said cyclops starts sweating bullets as 8 women glare at him. The Mizukage spooked jumps a foot in the air when she lands she loses her balance and falls right in to the arms of a smirking Naruto.
"Mei-Hime even if I am your husband maybe we should wait in till we are alone."
That's right the Mizukage Mei Terumi is the wife or should I say one of Naruto's nine wives. She is in her mid to late 20's has Auburn colored hair, green eyes. She is wearing a blue dress. (1)
When he sees her overly sweet smile he sets her back on her feet. He is suddenly hit in the head by a flying black object. Everyone looks to where or to be more precise who the object landed to see it was a
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"Shoe? Seriously WHO IS THE SHITHEAD THAT JUST THROWN THAT FUCKING SHOE?" yells everybody's favorite flute playing Red haired foulmouthed ex-sound kunoichi. (2)
She was silenced as the girl on the opposite side of the portal shot another giant burst of K.I. through the valley for a moment it was as strong as the first one she sent after not even a second the level of her K.I. was only ¼ as strong as what it was not even a second ago which they (As in the ninja) found odd.
They then hear the sound of flesh being pierced and a small thud. They turn to see Naruto with his own sword lunge through his stomach pinning him to a boulder made of ice.
"Evangeline I know I deserved that but seriously One week, Can't I go one week without being stabbed with my own sword? Is that too much to ask? Even after that bastard dies he still finds a way to mock me! (3)" yells Naruto as he pulls his sword out of his stomach. (4)
"YOU BASTARD YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME! THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE ALONE ANYMORE! WERE YOU JUST TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!" Roars Evangeline
"Watashi wa subete no tango no watashi no kurai tsuki no megami o imi shi. (5)" Replied Naruto even though it was a whisper everyone in the valley heard it.
"IF YOU REALLY MEANT EVERY WORD THEN ANSWER ME THIS! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST 146 YEARS TELL ME THAT!"
Everyone eyes widened at that and then his nine wives (Authors Note: Here are their names Also they are wearing what they do in the anime unless I tell you otherwise. Mei Terumi, Fu, Yugito Nii, Samui, Temari, Yugao Uzuki, Anko Mitarashi, Tayuya, Konan. Tayuya is wearing same thing Samui wears only red And Konan is wearing same as Temari only silver with an amber sash Neither have a forehead protector.) yell in unison "That's not possible he is only 16 years old right Naruto!"
Naruto was silent for moment before giving an answer "Well you're half right."
Everyone even Evangeline stared at him for a minute in shock. The Hokage was the first to get over her shock.
"What do you mean by half right Naruto?" stated the Hokage in a serious tone.
Naruto sighs before speaking "What I mean is yes I am only 16 years old but I was alive back then if only for 6 months."
Everyone gives him confused looks but before anyone can ask he continues "Tsunade-Baa-Chan do you remember that mission you sent me along with Yamato, Sakura and Sai to go to Rōran after that missing-nin Mukade" She nods "do you remember who exactly help me kill said ninja." at this her and Yamato gasp everyone else is confused so he gives a short summary "Pretty much me and Yamato were sent back 20 years in to the past because of Mukade I ended up defeating Mukade with the help a team of Konoha ANBU made up of Shibi Aburame, Chōza Akimichi, Kakashi Hatake and was led by none other the Minato Namikaze. When Yamato and I were sent back to our time only a couple of minutes had passed. That was what was in the mission report but it is not everything that happened what really happened was when we were supposedly sent back Yamato was when straight back. I on the other hand wasn't I was sent farther back and apparently to a different world and met Eva-"
Three Hours Forty-One Minutes Later
(Author Note: Sorry Everyone but I am going to be skipping to the end of his little story on how they met. Don't worry I will be going through a flashback of it later possibly when Negi is showing Asuna when he had met his father and got his staff. Until then you will just have to deal with not knowing. Anyways back to the story.)
"-that is when I appeared back in my time and finished the mission."
Everyone was shocked to say the least. HELL, even Evangeline was speechless and she was there when most of it happened. After about five minutes of complete and utter silence it was finally broken by Tayuya speaking the exact thoughts of everyone there. (but Naruto of course)
"Damn, I know you are supposed to be The Number One Most Unpredictable Ninja but still Damn!" Those wore the words Tayuya spoke and probably the only time we will ever hear her say something that could be placed in something G rated. (6)
Naruto gave a sheepish laugh while rubbing his hand on the back of his head. He then turned to the Kage with a completely serious look on his face.
"You said that The Nibi, The Nanabi and The Kyuubi went through this portal right and were debating on what to do about it correct." He said it more like a statement than a question.
They give him a nod wondering where he is going with this.
"Then I have a request."
"What would that request be?" asked the Raikage
What Naruto did next shocked everyone Naruto walked up to five Kage and knelt on one knee in front of them and bowing.
He said "Hokage-Sama, Kazekage-Sama, Tsuchikage-Sama, Raikage-Sama and Mizukage-Sama I would like to request that I along with my wives be sent in to try and find them."
"May I ask why you need to all your wives with you?" This came from Mei you could clearly hear the amusement in her voice.
Naruto gives another sheepish laugh before saying "Well I really only need to bring Yugito and Fu but since I don't know how long it is till I will get back and I don't think the others would like it if those two get me all to themselves for who knows how long. Especially since I still haven't been able to go on a honeymoon with any of them yet." He muttered the last part to himself though it was still heard by everyone.
The Kage look at each other for a second before the Kazekage spoke "You are to gather anything you need and return in one hour to depart."
"Thanks you!"
One Hour Later
When they came back they departed without saying a word. When they got to the other side they decided that Naruto and Samui would stay and try to fit in around where the portal was which they found out from Evangeline was an academy called Mahora while everyone else splits up to try and gather any info on the whereabouts of Nibi, Nanabi and Kyuubi. They decided that they would all meet up back at the portal in three months and that until those three months were up Naruto and Samui should not go towards the portal. One by one they left in different directions until only Naruto and Samui were left. Samui jumps off towards the academy Naruto jumps on a tree branch on the edge of the clearing he looks back at the portal one last time before sprinting off to catch Samui.
If he would of stayed just a second longer he would have noticed the portal begin to flicker a couple of times before disappearing leaving no trace it was ever there.
(1) If you want a better description then look her up online because I am not good at describing what others look like through words whether it is on paper or through talking.
(2) Yes Tayuya and Konan are still alive. Do you have a problem with well do you. If you don't which I know you don't then Thank you for reading. If you do have a problem with it well then you have two options you can A) Deal with it and continue reading or B) MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN STORY BECAUSE I AM NOT CHANGING IT! Thank you that is all.
(3) The reason he finishes the his being stabbed by his own sword rant by saying "Even after that bastard dies he still finds a way to mock me!" is because the first time that happened was during his final fight with Sasuke which was about 2 ½ month before the war ended ever since then a week hasn't gone by without him being stabbed in the stomach with his own which always pins him to some sort of solid object of which is extremely hard, has a lot of sharp pointy objects on scatter a crossed it or both usually both.
(4) Yes People that whole thing about being stabbed with his own sword was from the Devil May Cry series (which I DO NOT OWN thank you very much) I believe it starts in the number 3
(5) "I meant every word my dark moon goddess" is what Naruto said means in English.
(6) In case any of you want to say that would/could not be placed in anything G rated. Just Know That It could I have heard stuff like said and worse so back off!
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