AN: Wow as I'm writing this my first chapter of this story has only been up for a few days and I already have major responses to it.

I also have 27 reviews.

27!

I totally just thought of the Simpsons when I wrote that.

So anyways, now that the prologue is done I bring you… the boring opening act before anything happens…

Wow that is not good advertising.

Anyways, it might not be good advertising but it's necessary. Most especially since I've changed the basic plot so much with just the first chapter. I need to fill in a few more blank spaces before we can go forward.

Things really will start picking up in the next chapter I promise.

So this chapter more or less has four parts:

Jiraiya's, Naruto's, Yui's and finally Lala's-ish.

Yah Lala's here, but not really yet. She will be by the end of the chapter though.

The next chapters will, of course, be about Lala attaching herself to Naruto.

It won't be in the way you'd likely expect, but it won't be in a way you wouldn't expect.

Let's just say, much as I like Lala, I have no plans on making this easy for her. She will have a lot of competition.

And not just against the frontrunner Yui either.

On a side note, I've noticed some errors in the first chapter of this story that I'll work to correct after I get a few more chapters out.

Also, because people have been asking and PMimg me about some stuff, let me answer some questions:

Yes. The harem has been finalized. No I won't tell you who's in it, and who isn't, because that would ruin a good chunk of plot.

Yes. Naruto and Jiraiya will eventually re-establish contact with Leaf Village. I won't tell you when for plot reasons.

For people who want to suggest ideas for me, please do, I welcome them. I will warn you that a few plot points have been set in stone, but I will always consider any idea that gets sent my way.

Anyways, that's all for now. I'll answer more question when I'm asked them.

Here's chapter two, enjoy

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Chapter 2: Alas, ye Normal Days.

#One Year Later#

Jiraiya allowed himself to stretch. He'd been working on his latest masterpiece and had pushed himself hard for quite a few hours now, if the sun slowly breaking over the horizon was any indication, so he felt he deserved the break. His bleary eyes took in his rather impressive workspace. He'd never had been able to work in such luxury before coming to Japan, and was now rather grateful that he had.

"Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it can buy a fancy workspace and a lot of useless but interesting crap." He chuckled to himself.

Indeed, fancy workspace was full of not only the expected writings and awards an author would have but also a truck full of useless knick-knacks that caught the man's fancy. He would always go out and get as many as he could whenever he published a new book.

Given that he was now the proud publisher of 12 (nearly 13) books, it was no surprise that the room was so full.

It had always taken the man a great deal of time to write and publish his works in the past. His responsibilities to the village had always taken precedence over what was ultimately a personal pursuit. Jiraiya had never complained about it, he loved the village and was happy to contribute to its safety and security. However, after coming to this new world and being freed of those responsibilities, he allowed his creative juices to flow and truly indulged in his private passion.

It wasn't so much that writing erotic literature was his passion as much as writing itself was.

Writing pornos was just plain fun though.

He didn't think he could really go back to doing his duties as spy master with the same zeal as he use to though. It was one of those things; you don't really notice how much of your time and life these things take up until you stop doing them. After you've stopped you wondered how you ever became so devoted to something so consuming and nearly self-destructive.

No Jiraiya had done more than enough in his long life to warrant a good retirement. One where he could indulge in his pastimes and watch the world go by…

…Mostly.

He still kept up with training his student whenever he got a break from information gathering or touring, as well as his own training for when they went home.

Not that they were any closer to that then they were three years ago.

Jiraiya couldn't bring himself to be too upset about it though. After three years in this place he'd grown quite comfortable here. Not to mention that he'd more or less accepted that the information he was looking for simply didn't exist; without knowledge of chakra no one would have bothered to record anything about how it could be used to travel between dimensions.

Hell, as far as the people of this world assumed other dimensions couldn't possibly exist so traveling between them was impossible. He couldn't blame them. Until it had happened to him he'd have agreed with them.

Getting comfortable had been the only option for the duo. With no real leads on how to get home, staying forever tense would only serve to break the two in the long run. So Jiraiya kept publishing his books (and becoming mega famous in the process) and Naruto got cozy in school.

Well… more specifically he got very cozy with one classmate in particular.

Jiraiya allowed his eyes to be drawn to his favourite piece of junk, a small photo frame placed in the center of the massive collection. It had originally caught his eye because of the ninjas on it. They were cliché little things, all dressed in black, masks up covering their faces and throwing kunai and shuriken. He'd only really bought it as a little joke for himself at first, but it quickly became the home for his favourite photo. A photo displaying his young student dressed smartly, for once, in a dark blue kimono with a bewitching young woman with long dark hair and golden eyes hanging off his arm. She too looked dazzling in her crimson kimono, and they both had happy smiles on their faces. It was the very picture, literally, of a young couple in love.

That was one of the reasons Jiraiya liked it so much.

The other was because he knew a few hours after this picture was taken his young student would get his v-card punched along with the girl in the photo, and he couldn't be prouder of that fact.

Yui Kotegawa was a very interesting, but overall wonderful girl. Back when she and Naruto had first become friends, he had been worried that her influence would adversely affect his student in the long run. Not because she was a bad person, but because his student would grow too attached to her.

He had been both right and wrong in that assessment.

For the first year or so of their friendship, nothing really changed about his student. Despite occasionally taking time off to spend time with the girl, Naruto was still very dutiful with both his training and keeping up with his extra work. True, he'd noticed the feelings that the two had for each other, but it looked like his student had no desire to reveal feelings that could ruin their relationship.

The Yui had gotten into an accident, made a deal with the fox, and became Naruto's girlfriend.

Naturally the sage had freaked when he found all this out.

Thankfully his dumbass student had brought his new girlfriend around to have her checked out, and make sure that the fox hadn't done anything bad to her. Jiraiya was happy to do so, after beating the shit out of his student for letting her make a deal with the fox in the first place and then telling her everything they'd been trying to keep secret the last couple of years.

In the end, there was nothing really wrong with the girl. While the fox did clearly make alterations to her physical appearance, it didn't seem to have done anything permeant to her mind. And while the fact that she couldn't remember what kind of deal she made with the fox was concerning, it could also be explained that the shock of what happened to her wiped her memories of those events clean. Such things had been known to happen in the past.

Those things paled in comparison to the facts that she now possessed chakra and a kekkei genkai of her own.

He knew of course, well before he said anything, that Naruto would insist on her being trained on how to use chakra. Such an idea had both positives and negatives too it. The negatives far outweighed the positives, and they mostly revolved around the fact that training her would require her to spend even more time around Naruto. Jiraiya was very concerned about this, as it would clearly allow the two to deepen their relationship. He still planned to go home, but if Naruto got too attached to his girlfriend he might no longer wish to return. That couldn't be allowed to happen as, much as he loved the brat, Naruto was still first and foremost and asset to the village and the village's needs would always outweigh Naruto's.

Of course the decision was made for him when they discovered that Yui couldn't quite control her new abilities and was hypnotising or enthralling people left and right.

Following his approval to allow her to train (and the overly excited cheering that Naruto did in response) Jiraiya took some time off from touring to personally instruct the girl.

Also he attempted to convert her to the perverted side, but that earned him more than one kick to the balls for being "shameless".

Originally, he only intended to teach the girl the bare basics of chakra usage; just enough to give her a measure of control over her abilities and nothing more. But Yui soaked up his lessons in a way that Naruto never did. Before he knew it he had already taught her all the basics of chakra control, and even some of the advanced techniques, and had moved on to ninjutsu, genjutsu and fūinjutsu. She wasn't too good with ninjutsu, was passable with fūinjutsu, but was an absolute prodigy with genjutsu.

That wasn't too surprising; her kekkei genkai was naturally predisposed to genjutsu techniques.

By the time he'd stopped training her, she had more than enough knowledge to continue on her own. Naruto, as her dutiful boyfriend, was continuing to help her as well.

And that led to the concerns that the old sage had been having.

When the two trained together either one of two things happened. Either they were more productive than he ever could have expected, pushing the other to new heights… or they were completely unproductive and had already lost themselves in the other.

It became quite common for the old man to come home to find his students making out and dry humping each other.

Jiraiya had only made token attempts to stop the two, truly unsure on how to proceed. He'd never seen Naruto get so close to anyone before and was unsure whether stopping their relationship or encouraging it would be for the best.

Everything came to a head on Naruto's 17th birthday. The party that had been held was massive, nearly every student at school, and even some of the teachers, showed up to have a good time. Yui, looking both beautiful and regal, played hostess and kept everyone entertained. Once the party was over, Yui had taken Naruto aside to give him his "present." Hours later, after he woke from his drunken stupor, Jiraiya had found the two cuddled together asleep nude in Naruto's room, both wearing stupid grins on their faces and the room smelling of what could only be described as manly victory.

Jiraiya had wept manly tears of joy for his student. Whatever concerns he may have had about their relationship, there was no denying that Yui was a beautiful young woman, and was beyond proud that Naruto had convinced her to sleep with him.

It was at that point that Jiraiya had decided to let their relationship go. There wasn't any real need to address it until they found a way home anyways, something that was beginning to look less and less likely as more time passed. Besides you're only young once, and he wanted his students to enjoy their time together while they could.

Judging by the loud pleasure filled moans he could hear from the other side of the house, they were currently enjoying the early moring in a very 'youthful' way.

He chuckled to himself as he turned back to his writing. Listening to his students going at it together might be wrong, but it gave oh-so-many ideas for his work.

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Over the last few months, Naruto had really come to love waking up in the mornings. It wasn't so much that he liked getting up and facing the day, it wasn't so much that he liked watching the city shift from its night time activity to daytime activity.

He just liked waking up with a wonderfully warm body next to him.

Indeed, his still blearily eyes register a head full of luscious dark hair in front of him. One arm was wrapped around the body's waist and the other had its fingers intertwined with hers.

He grinned happily. No matter how many times it happened, he would never get tired of waking up this way.

Yui had spent nearly every night since their first time together on his birthday nearly eight months ago now. The one night that they had been separated from each other, she came to him the next morning, sleep-deprived, and told him that she could never sleep without him again.

One time really could change everything.

Of course Yui's family would likely have objected to such an arrangement. That wasn't surprising in the least as what she was asking for was highly unusual, and they were already pushing their luck with the excuses they were using to hide her training.

What was surprising was the fact that Yui casually hypnotised her family in order to get her way.

Yui had, before that, always been very reluctant to use her new powers. Sure she would use them in small ways like compelling a shameless rule breaker into line or getting a thug that couldn't take a hint to leave her alone. Hell she practiced on Naruto a few times with her powers as well (those times usually ended with a very intense make-out session between the two). She'd used it on Jiraiya only once, to compel him to go into a gay-bar and kiss several men (as pay-back for his shameless perversion).

The look on his teachers face throughout this would forever be one of Naruto's favourite memories.

But this time was very different. She was ordering her family to accept her decision and compelling them to do so in such a way that they couldn't resist. And she wasn't hesitating to do so either.

Also it kind of worried Naruto that watching her do this was really turning him on. Having that kind of reaction didn't feel right.

Still Naruto needed Yui next to him just as badly as she apparently needed him, and so watched silently as she imposed her irresistible will on her defenceless family.

From then on, they spent every night together. And neither of them had ever slept so well.

They didn't even have sex every night either… just most nights.

Though it still bothered Naruto a bit, Yui didn't appear to regret her actions in the least. She did however insist that they spend several evenings a week with her family so as not to lose touch with them. Naruto was more than happy to go along with this, and even went as far as to prepare dinner a good number of times as well.

Despite the frequent number of visits to her family though, Yui and Naruto truly were living together now.

It was actually surprising to both how easily they adapted to the others presence. It didn't take a genius to know that two people moving into a new space together for the first time, regardless of their relationship, were going to have problems. Yet these problems never seemed to materialize for the two. There were no arguments, space was shared easily and without fuss and both had no problems with doing any kind of chores or work together.

Yui, who behind closed doors was clearly a raging nymphomaniac, had insisted on gratuitous amounts of sex to celebrate this fact.

The only time any issues came up where when Jiraiya became involved; Yui frequently lectured the man on being neater and keeping his "shameless work" in his own private space.

When he called her on being a hypocrite, she kneed him in the balls.

The system worked, for her at least.

Since it didn't take Yui much time to get settled in, things went back to normal quite quickly. They ate together, trained together, went to school together, and had sex together just like they use to.

… Well that last part was new, but it quickly became part of the normal routine.

The one and only problem that they ever seemed to have, was about Naruto's past. Not so much his actions back then, but more his desire to return to that life. Yui would frequently cut into those discussions with a new topic, or provide a distraction so he would stop talking about it.

She had reacted quite badly when he finally took the time to explain his dream, and his reasons for pursuing that dream, in full.

She'd begun sobbing; asking him why he needed to go back, why she wasn't enough to make him happy and why he cared so much about people who he said hated him so much. Naruto has spent the entire evening doing his best to calm her down and reassure her of how much he loved her. It worked in the end, but he never brought up his dream to her again.

"Though..."thought Naruto as he lay next to his lover "…I really do think I have a new dream now."

Naruto had begun pursing the position of Hokage because it represented the two things he wanted most in his life. Love and acceptance. He had wanted to be loved and accepted by the people of the village so badly when he was a child; and he felt that becoming Hokage would be the fastest way of doing so. There were other reasons of course, granny and the old man Hokage being the biggest ones. He wanted to live up to their expectations of him, and one day take their place. Still the main reason he wanted to become Hokage was because he still craved love and acceptance.

Those were the two things the Yui gave him every day.

Yui loved and accepted Naruto more than anyone else ever had. She loved everything about him, and had quickly accepted his identity and past life and his role as the Nine-Tails container. Every day he spent with her was wonderful and unforgettable.

Every day he spent with her was another day he didn't want to go back to the village.

Becoming Hokage felt silly now. He already had everything he really wanted, fighting for a position that was all work and that only a few had ever held felt silly now. He did feel bad about not meeting grannies or the old man's expectations, but he also knew they were the kind of people who would cheer for his happiness, regardless of where it came from. He especially didn't want to go back to a village that hated him, not now that he knew that people elsewhere loved him and wanted him.

He didn't hate the villagers any more than he did when he left, but he didn't really care about them anymore either.

He didn't even consider the village his home anymore. True there had been a few homey moments there, but most of the growth he'd gone through in his life had happened outside of the village. Most of his happiest moments now came from things that had happened outside the village.

No, home was here with Yui now. Not the village where he had been born.

If he could avoid it, he would never go back to that village.

Naruto shook his head. That was more than enough self-reflection for the moment. Here he was, lying in bed with his gorgeous lover and not doing anything to show how much he loved her? He would need to rectify that.

With a sly smile on his face, he bent down to suckle on her bear boob, keeping one hand to go behind her back and letting the other to stroke down her thighs. It didn't take long for her to begin reacting just the way he'd hoped.

"Oh… Naruto… so good… don't… mmm… stop…" She moaned sleepily.

Pleased with her reaction, but wanting to wake her up faster. Naruto pinched her bum and gave her boob a particularly hard suck. Yui gave a gasp of surprise then moaned even louder than before. He continued to torture her for a few minutes before raising his head and looking her in the eyes.

"Naruto…" She purred seductively, her golden eyes glazed over with lust. "You woke me up… I hope you're prepared to pay me back for it…"

"That and more baby." He growled lustfully, before moving to take her.

With that Naruto simply let all his thoughts scatter to the winds, and focused on loving the girl who meant so much to him.

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Yui had never been more grateful for chakra. Being able to move from near the edge of the city to a school near the downtown core in under ten minutes was just incredible. How did she ever live with herself before she could do this kind of thing?

She likened it to having been a person who could only see in black and white. Since all they would ever have known before was black and white, they never felt like they had been missing anything. One day however, they suddenly began seeing in colour. The world they already knew became even more incredible and they could never again go back to seeing the world in just black and white.

Of course it was a bit more complicated than that in her case, and she'd needed to put a lot of work into getting this skilled in the first place, but the basic premise was the same.

Still approaching the school at this speed would be problematic, so she needed to find somewhere nearby to stop without being seen. It wouldn't have been necessary for her to do this normally in the first place, but today Naruto had distracted her and she'd lost track of time. Normally she and Naruto would have got up early, done a bit of early morning training, and then gone to school together so that she would be on time for her daily morals committee meeting. Today however Naruto had given her a passionate wake-up call instead of a normal one. She'd gotten distracted, and now was nearly late because of him.

… The fact that she kept begging him to continue was irrelevant. It really was all his fault.

Naruto had needed to stay behind to speak to Jiraiya before the man went on yet another tour, so Yui landed alone in an alley two or so blocks from the school. As she emerged from the dark shadows of the alley she caught her own reflection in the window of a store. She honed in on the reflection of her eyes staring back at her. Her eyes were had retained their golden hue and silted bestial appearance, but over the last year she had grown fond of them. She had quickly grown use to not only their appearance, but the new abilities that had come with them.

Jiraiya had called them "Gōruden Joō no Shisen" (Gaze of the Golden Queen). Naruto had shortened that to "Gōruden-me" (Golden Eyes).

Yui was actually quite fond of both names.

After a bit of chakra control training, she had gained complete control over the Gōruden-me. That control not only made using their hypnotic abilities much easier, and more effectively, but also helped her to learn genjutsu after genjutsu. She had gotten quite good at illusions, to the point that she considered them to be her specialty.

Of course learning to control her other ability had not gone as well.

Naruto had commented, about a month and a half into their relationship, the he really loved her nails. Not only because of how good they felt scratching against his skin when they made out, but also because the light reflecting off of them was rather hypnotic and pleasant to watch. Yui hadn't though much of it at the time, simply assuming that Naruto was being sappy and giving a complement.

Then Jiraiya had said the same thing.

Yui assumed the man was just being a shameless pervert again and gave the appropriate response of kneeing him in the balls.

She finally realized that neither her boyfriend or the pervert were joking after she accidentally hypnotised five boys at school into doing stupid things when she snapped her fingers or waved her hands in front of their faces.

Jiraiya had decided to call this new ability "Zettai Saimin no Shinīrongu Tongari Neiruzu" (Shinny Long Pointy Nails of Absolute Hypnosis). Naruto shortened it to "Saimin Neiruzu" (Hypno Nails).

Yui hated both names, and smacked the pair for their stupidity.

She called this ability "Kyōyō no Jū Buraitoraitsu" (Ten Bright Lights of Compulsion), or "Kyōsei Raito" (Compulsion Light) for short.

Kyōsei Raito quickly proved to be a major throne in Yui's side as no amount of charka control seemed to suppress or even give any degree of control over their power. Adding more chakra only severed to strengthen their power and they nearly glowed with chakra.

She'd used them to make her boyfriend give her a through massage their teacher to bang his head against the wall repeatedly. The massage and show had done wonders for her stress.

So, with the standard methods having proven ineffective, the trio had moved on to trying other methods of suppression. First they tried gloves; however those failed immediately when her nails nearly shredded them as soon as she put them on. Then they attempted to simply remove her nails; however that attempt stopped as soon as they realized how much pain Yui was in. Jiraiya had taken pity on her then, but warned her that if no other method was found, they would likely have to come back to this.

Thankfully Naruto pulled through for her when he placed a bottle of black nail polish down in front of her and told her to try it. To their surprise it had worked, and now Yui rarely spent a day without her nails covered in a coat of black polish.

Turning from her reflection in the window, Yui looked down to study her black-lacquered nails. Their coat was perfectly even as always and they shimmered ever so slightly in the morning light as she flexed her fingers.

She hated them. It had become a personal quest of hers to find a way to control the Kyōsei Raito so that she wouldn't have to wear the black nail polish any more.

No matter how hot Naruto had always assured her he looked, Yui had always found nail polish to be one of the stupidest forms of makeup in existence. Sure she could understand the use of lipstick and eye-liner, maybe even the use of eye shadow and blush for special occasions but nail polish had always seemed stupid to her.

Simply put, if she could avoid having to put this stuff on her nails, she would.

Mood souring, Yui turned back to her reflection to ensure that nothing else was out of place. Thankfully her rapid sprint to school hadn't done anything to dishevel her uniform. Most would consider her uniform needlessly modest, she covered more than she necessarily had to and her skirt was a bit longer than necessary, but this was how she'd always preferred to wear her uniform. It was also a uniform befitting a member of the morals committee.

It also left everyone at the school guessing just what the school idol looked like with it off.

Mood having soured completely now, Yui gave an unladylike grunt at her reflection and made her way slowly to school, no longer in a rush to get to the place that could often be more annoying than enjoyable. Before her change, she'd been only really noticed for being the most outspoken member of the morals committee. The only boy at the school who had ever complimented her on anything was Naruto, while the rest took to ignoring her due to her frequent lectures on their shamelessness. Even the majority of the girls, who despite knowing that she had an incredible body, preferred to leave her alone due to her prudish attitude.

Then, after her return from her accident and the changes the fox had imposed upon her, everyone's opinion of her did a complete 180.

Suddenly she had gone from being one of the least popular girls in the school, to the most popular one without question. She had gotten nearly two-hundred love confessions in her first week back alone, not to mention the number of times that she'd nearly been dragged away by her female classmates. Thankfully Naruto had stepped in and done a school-wide prank to help get everyone back under control. People had spoken of this prank for weeks after the fact, frequently exaggerating what had happened and often complaining that he hadn't been punished for what he'd done.

All that had really happened was that Naruto had taken her to the court yard and given her a big kiss.

Her fellow committee members at least were happy to see her return, and that the opinions on shamelessness hadn't really changed. Then again, she was much more willing to allow a bit of affection pass between students now without comment, and even allowed certain small forms of individual expression to pass by unchecked, so perhaps her opinions had changed a little bit.

After all she was girl who liked getting a bit of affection from her boyfriend sometimes, and she was now forced to wear nail polish to school, so it would have been hypocritical to punish students for doing the same thing.

Naruto had thankfully been understanding of her position at school and even frequently went out of his way to point out troublemakers and couples that were getting a bit too physical at a public institution.

He was also instrumental in keeping their "principal" in line. He often stated that the only reason the man hadn't been arrested yet was because his actions were so outrageous that no one could really be sure which things he'd done, and which ones he hadn't. Having witnessed of few of these episodes herself, Yui completely agreed with her boyfriend on this.

Unfortunately she had put her foot in it one day while lecturing a particularly persistent sempai at school. He'd been following her around the school all day, making crass suggestions and lude remarks about her. Even while trying to lecture him about his shamelessness he hadn't stopped. She had finally snapped when he'd offered to help her relax behind closed doors and responded with:

"I don't care what shameless acts you do behind closed doors, as I'm certainly the last person who has any right to judge you for it, but while you are here at this school I will not permit any further shamelessness from you."

It had only taken her a split second after she'd said it to realize what she had insinuated. Of course the boy she had been lecturing and the others shamelessly eavesdropping on the lecture hadn't missed it either and were now gaping openly at her in shock. Yui had managed to keep herself composed and continued her lecture as though she hadn't said anything odd, but the damage had been done. From then on, Yui and Naruto had been followed by rumors about just how intimate their relationship really was. Yui had made ample use of her Gōruden-me to move students off of the topic and Naruto would simple laugh the subject off.

That was until one student in particular had gotten rather invasive about their relationship and Naruto simply punted him through a wall for it.

Naruto had made it very clear, with the use of killer intent, that he had no intension of speaking about his girlfriend in such a manner and that he had no intension of revealing their private relationship details to the other students. The boys had quickly been cowed by this, while the girls had been rather awed by his gentlemanly attitude.

Yui had gotten to her knees to thank him properly the second they got home.

… It had been the birth of a new kink she liked fulfilling now and then.

Though no one ever really asked the two about their relationship after that, the rumors about what her and Naruto's relationship was like behind closed doors had never really stopped. Yui had frequently been forced to use her Gōruden-me to enforce the rules on students who refused to listen to her.

She didn't care what they did behind closed doors, but she would not allow shamelessness in school on her watch.

The sum of her new looks, her old attitude and the rumors of her kinkiness behind closed doors had made her into some kind of almost untouchable beauty.

Thus she became the school idol, and the target of boy's lust and girl's jealously.

Naturally Yui hated every second of it.

She was truly dreading going to school at this point. Things would be even worse than normal without Naruto by her side. It was when she had closed in on the last block before school that she found a target to vent her foul mood on:

An orange haired boy currently cowering behind a telephone pole peeking out to look at the school.

She recognized Rito Yuuki instantly. He had a reputation of being the only boy at school who wasn't an outrageous pervert, but still managed to be the most pathetic boy of them all. It was not surprise really, his endless number of pathetic attempts at confessing to his crush Haruna Sairenji had become almost legendary all on their own.

That he'd been trying to confess for years now made him look even worse.

However Haruna was little better herself, at least in how ignorant she was. In a school where one of the most common points of gossip was about the boy's pathetic confession, Haruna never seemed to figure out that she was the one he'd been trying to confess to.

Hell, people had told her this fact outright and she never seemed to register it.

The boy who could never get the courage to speak his feelings, and the girl who was too dense to realize what the boy was trying to do.

Truly, the two were a match made in heaven.

Yui and Naruto were part of a small group of people that were aware that Haruna actually returned Rito's feelings. Naruto had declared that getting involved in this would be a bad idea, but as time went on and the two kept missing each other Naruto was beginning to regret that choice. Yui had no doubt that her boyfriend would step in eventually, but for now…

… she had to reprimand the coward for his shameless stalking.

"Yuuki-san."

The boy nearly leapt out of his skin.

"K- Kotegawa-san. Please don't do that. I nearly had a heart attack."

"Then I will refrain from doing such things in the future, so long as you refrain from shamelessly stalking Haruna Sairenji." She said flatly.

The boy began sweating profusely. "H-how did you-"

"There is not a single person at this school, apart from Sairenji-san, who is unaware of your feelings. You have obsessed over her for so long that it has become rather pathetic."

The boy had stopped listening long before she finished; he seemed to have frozen in complete shock, at least apart from the random twitch he was displaying. Yui sighed. She didn't have time for this. It was time to use her favourite trick. He eyes glowed as she activated her Gōruden-me and looked the shell-shocked boy right in the eyes.

"Rito Yuuki." She stated forcefully.

The boy snapped from his funk and focused completely on her. His eyes had a golden ring around them, indicating that he'd fallen under her power.

He was also blushing quite badly, but she chose to ignore that.

"Go to class. Go about your day without interfering with Haruna Sairenji. And never attempt to do something as shameless as stalk her again. Understood." It was more a statement than a question.

"Yes. Understood. I'll go now." With that the boy took off, jogging right into the school.

Yui sighed. She was likely already late for the committee meeting. Though the day had had a wonderful start, it looked to be going downhill rather quickly.

Still, at least she already knew what to expect, so her day couldn't really get any worse.

… Why did she hear the sound of mocking laugher all of a sudden?

She shook her head. Clearly she had been hearing things.

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#Hours Later, Across the City's Rooftops#

She was running again. It really didn't surprise her, she'd gotten entranced by the sunset from the top of one of this cities sky scrapers. She really should have moved sooner, but the sunset had been really pretty and she allowed herself to get caught up in it. She'd only just gotten away from the men pursuing her, their constant need to scream her name helped to know how far ahead of them she was.

Their persistence was getting rather frustrating though. She wasn't going to go back.

"We need to think of a different solution." Her hat spoke worriedly. "Now that they have our ship, we're trapped on this world. If you don't find somewhere to hide soon, they will corner us."

This was true. As good as she was at keeping ahead of the men, she couldn't keep going forever. Once her companion ran out of power… she would probably have to give up. Trying to do anything after that would likely result in the men getting badly hurt with one of her more extreme inventions.

She didn't want to hurt them, they had been loyal to her family for as she remembered.

She was actually running out of less extreme inventions, ones that would only annoy and delay rather than hurt. Soon drastic measures would need to be taken.

"We have you now."

The girl gasped in surprise. Without realizing it, she'd walked right into an ambush. At least of dozen of the men now surrounded her. How could she have been so careless?

The hat began to mutter. "They must have been watching us from afar, waiting for you to drop your guard or slow down. What to do plan to do now?"

Wasn't that a good question. Most of her options at this point ran the risk of needless violence and hurting people who really didn't deserve to get hurt. She could use her companion to escape, but doing so would likely consume all the power it had left and she'd be left helpless. It seemed like she really was cornered this time-

Wait. There was one thing. It was nowhere near being done yet but…

Desperate times right?

"Catch up with me later okay!"

"Wait!" The hat screamed in horror. "What are you planning to do?!"

The men tensioned, ready to jump. The girl threw her hand in the air and a metallic object began glowing.

"Go Pyon-Pyon Warp-Kun!"

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Rito Yuuki sighed as he lay back in the tub. Another day, another failed attempt at confessing. Then again considering he'd earned the ire of the school idol, maybe it was better that he hadn't made another attempt… or any attempt at all really.

Then again he couldn't disagree with what she had said. Stalking was never ok, and when he'd realized that she'd been right and he'd been doing just that, he felt a bit disgusted with himself. He'd stayed away from Haruna for the rest of the day to get himself back under control.

Then again self-deprecation hadn't been his only reason for keeping away from his crush.

Rito had spent most of the day struggling with his now intense arousal toward Yui Kotegawa. On more than one occasion a vivid erotic images of the girl passed through his mind. He wondered what her lips felt like, he imagined her long back nails scratching up and down his back during a passionate moment, he imagined her flushed face as she moaned him name while they-

"AHHHHH!" Rito ground out in frustration. He'd spent all day fighting to banish these thoughts from his head, he wasn't going to give into them now.

…Though admittedly he still liked having such thoughts from time to time. He might not wear his desires on his sleeves like every other boy at school, but he was still a teenage boy after all.

… He would like those thoughts even more if they were about Haruna-chan.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rito roared in embarrassment, his mind now filled with far more vivid erotic images of his crush.

After calming down Rito recalled something about the school idol that his best friend Saruyama had once said:

"She is like an beautiful erotic poem in motion my friend. No other girl at school comes even close to her."

Before today, Rito had just assumed his friend was just giving another hormonal driven exaggeration. Now… he was inclined to agree with his friend. Though Rito would always prefer Haruna over anyone else…

Yui Kotegawa truly was the most beautiful and desirable girl at their school.

Of course, even without his feeling for Haruna, Rito was not foolish enough to believe that he even had a remote possibly of being with the idol. She was far too in love with Naruto Uzumaki to even look at another boy, anyone who thought that they had a chance to get between them was just kidding themselves.

Rito was rather jealous of the pair. He'd kill to have that kind of relationship with Haruna.

The boy sighed again and sunk farther into the tub. He could say it to himself a hundred, a thousand, a million times, but he never seemed able to confess his feelings for her.

Something needed to change. Something need to happen to give him a chance to confess his feelings to the girl he loved so much.

…Normally this would be the time that everyone, including the reader, would start laughing at poor, poor Rito for his naive wish. However this Rito Yuuki is sharing this universe with Naruto Uzumaki.

The law of the protagonist states that when two protagonists enter a conflict with each other (no matter what form that conflict might take) the one with the stronger character always wins.

Comparing Rito Yuuki to Naruto Uzumaki was no comparison at all.

So instead of an explosion and an alien girl…

… Rito just got an explosion.

His little sister came bursting into the bathroom at the sound. Her mouth dropped as she took in the massive hole that had been blown out of the house.

"W-w-what happened here!?"

"N-no idea." Came the stunned voice of Rito as he picked himself up. His expression mirrored his sister's as he took in the damage that had, quite literally, come out of nowhere.

"Man this is bad. You're not hurt are you Mikan… Mikan?" Asked the boy worriedly as his sister's face took on a strange mix of colour that was both bright red and pale white.

"COVER UP DAMMIT!" The girl roared as she chucked a rather heavy bit of debris at him.

"GAH!" Yelled the boy as he was struck in the face and fell once more to the floor.

So instead of an evening where Rito Yuuki met a beautiful alien girl, helped to save her from kidnappers and got himself involved in an otherworldly marriage proposal…

… he got an evening where he was berated by his little sister, both physically and mentally, had to clean up the mess from a strange explosion, and had to phone his parents to get someone in to fix the hole in their house.

That might have been for the best anyways. It's not like have an alien girl in his life would help him confess to his crush any faster.

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"So the perv suggested that I try to practice mediating on water to help with my concentration for my future sage mode training." Naruto said as he stripped his clothing off.

"And the reason he's not here to help with the first steps to this is because? Also why are you stripping completely nude? I can't say I mind but it'd be nice to know." Yui commented as she shamelessly devoured the eye candy that her boyfriend was giving her.

"For the first, the perv has yet another tour to promote yet another new book. For the second, I figured I'd have a bath while you make dinner after I get tired of trying to meditate."

"Oh." Came Yui's flat response. "So because I'm the girl that means that I have to make dinner while you do your own thing."

Naruto gave her a dry look. "No you have to make dinner because I've made it for the last two weeks straight while you worked on the new policy for school and you promised to make a few meals after you were finished." Yui's cheeks flushed in embarrassment. "Also we can't do this together because if we were both in the bath together nude, we'd likely do the exact opposite of trying to meditate."

"Like you could resist me." Smiled Yui as she tossed her hair back.

"Only as much I you could resist me." Grinned Naruto as the two shared a laugh.

One quick kiss, and a promise of ramen for dinner, Naruto was meditating on the water's surface in the tub. He flared his chakra a couple of times to try and get the feeling for what he was doing, but found it harder than expected.

Five minutes later he was having a regular bath having given up on meditating.

Bless him, he tried his best.

A knock on the door caused Naruto to pull on grin onto his face. Maybe if she hadn't gotten dinner started yet, he could convince his girlfriend to join him. The frown on her face as she entered made him reconsider.

"I'm sorry Naruto, it looks like the ramen's gone bad. We'll have to eat something else for dinner."

Naruto nearly wept in sorrow. It had been years since he had bad ramen, he honestly didn't think it would ever happen again.

How could this evening get any worse?

… Was that the sound of mocking laughter her heard?

No wait it was just an explosion.

#BOOM#

Reacting on gut instinct, Naruto leapt out of the bath and put himself between his girlfriend and the explosion, throwing her to the ground in the process. After taking a moment to wait for everything to calm down, Naruto pulled back.

"You ok Yui?"

"Y-yah, I'm fine. I really didn't expect that though."

"Neither did I." Commented Naruto as he looked back to assess the damage. It didn't look like it would amount to much, it seemed like the worst of the explosion had gone somewhere else. There wasn't anything really out of the ordinary-

… Who the fuck was that?

For a moment Naruto though he might be looking at his old teammate Sakura, indeed this girl's pink hair was the same shade, but she had bright joy filled emerald eyes and a body nearly as curvy and wonderful as Yui's.

There was no way this girl could be Sakura, who had always been perpetually cranky and flat as a board.

Also this girl had a tail. So that was another big hint.

"Hi there. It's nice to meet you." Were the first words that Lala Satalin Deviluke spoke to the shocked faces of Naruto Uzumaki and Yui Kotegawa.

Because when Lala introduces herself to her future beau, she does it by teleporting nude into their bathtub.

She's just awesome like that.

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So that's the end to this one. Look forward to the next chapter! See you soon.

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Maybe sooner if you review, but what do I know about these kind of things?