CHAPTER 2; Sweet and Kendl

CHAPTER 2; Sweet and Kendl

Sakura's point of view

I nodded my head a couple times, to show that I understood. After I finished nodding, he picked my up. He did this so fast that I didn't even register his action until we were halfway down the hall. We were approaching a door at the end of the corridor; it was painted black and red, as were the halls. The other doors we passed had strange engravings on them, one had what looked like a clay bird, one that had a puppet on it, another a shark, and yet another had a bag, which seemed to be full to the brim with money. When we reached the bathroom door, Itachi kicked it open, and set me down next to a metal bar sticking out of the wall. "You can hold on to that to keep yourself from falling" he said as he motioned with his head toward the bar "You have twenty minutes until I return, I'll have Kisame put some clothes on the counter. And with that, he left. I turned the water on, removed my putrid clothing, and got into the bathtub. I was about 5 minutes into my bath, when I heard voices outside. "So, I heard Itachi has a kunochi hostage, yeah." Said a deep male voice I didn't recognize. "That's right, hey; you want to have some...fun…with her?" Came the raspy voice of the blue man, Kisame. "Hey, why not, yeah?" Uh oh, I thought, what am I going to do now? I was starting to get frantic, as I could see the handle turning…turning…turning-SMASH!-SMASH! After about five seconds I heard Kisame's voice say: "oww, man that really hurts" And then the deeper one say "Oh man Itachi, what the hell was that for, yeah?"

Itachi's point of view

Rap-Tap-Tap! I knocked on the bathroom door "Hey kunochi, are you okay?" I asked, my voice totally void of emotion, as always. "Y-yes" came the weak reply. "You have 12 minutes left, don't waste them." I walked back down the hall, and then down the stairs into the kitchen, hoping to find something to eat. What I saw in the kitchen would have made any normal person laugh they're guts out, but I'm not a normal person. I saw Leader with a couple of pancakes on his head, attempting to pour syrup on them, and Konan was standing there with a fork, trying to eat them. All the while Zetsu was standing in the far edge of the kitchen, looking hungrily at Leader's head. And these guys are supposed to be the most terrifying, evil villains alive! "Watch out, Konan, it looks like Zetsu is gonna bite your boyfriend's head off." I said with ought the slightest hint of humor. All three heads turned at me, Leader looked like he was going to die of embarrassment, Konan was laughing her head off, and it looked like Zetsu was going to take the opportunity to eat the pancakes. Zorphchloaacc was the sound it made when Zetsu bit the pancakes off of Leader's head, along with some of his hair. Konan laughed even harder at this and Leader said "Zetsu, if you want to live, maybe you should STOP FUCKING DOING THAT!" Zetsu's white side laughed, and his black side said "Ya? Well maybe if you want to live you should stop looking SO FUCKING TASTY!" Konan laughed so hard that I thought she was going to bust a gut, and all her blue hair was going to fall out.

Diedara's point of view

"Auug" I groaned as I awoke from being knocked unconscious by Itachi. I looked up, to see a pair of green eyes starring back at me. She looked at me strangely, almost inquisitively, and offered a hand to help me up. "So, are you Itachi's hostage, yeah?" I asked after sitting up. "Yeah, I am, I'm also pissed at you for being such a pervert!" I was taken aback by this comment, then I laughed and said "Okay then, hit me, yeah!" She looked surprised, and then smiled. Her smile right then was more evil than I imagined Itachi's smile would be (I say imagine because he never smiles) wa-bam! She smacked me right in the face. The last thing I remember is flying across the hall, and slamming into the wall.

Sakura's point of view

The blond haired man flew across the hall, and I punched the air triumphantly. Then I saw Itachi come up the stairs, he must have heard the crash, I thought. He looked at the blond, then at me, and in half a second picked me up, and was carrying to my room. It was then I realized how tired I was, that punch took a whole lot of chakra.