Warnings: Yaoi. AU. OOC.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters.

Pairings: there's actually going to be a lot in this story but the main is HidaIta.

AN: just so you know, I love Gaara and I can even publish a story as a proof so don't bother telling me how badly he fits the role I gave him in this chapter... ...actually there's very few characters I dislike from Naruto.

Just his luck...

First trouble came at supper.

Moodily he picked up his tray (moodily because there were no sweets whatsoever) and turned to go and find a seat.

Now... Itachi had a theory and he oh so hoped it would prove correct. His theory was simple. He knew he looks cute, beautiful if you will, whatever. So... the brutes around here would see him something as a...umm sweet thing so in his head Itachi thought that these brutes surely would try and charm him, that's how he thought he could avoid bullying Like beating in general. Basically if the others thought of him as a bitch he would be something like a female around here, and men don't hit females, right?

Well his theory wasn't all that bad...except that he kind of forgot that bitches fought against each other like the bitches they were. And he also apparently forgot that he was in a prison.

The shitty food went flying, with rice landing on random people when a small hand hit at the underside of Itachi's platter, his black eyes scanned the little fiend in front of him.

Red hair, the guy was shorter than him and frailer too, real delicate and a racoon, with dark circles around the green eyes.

"Whoops, didn't see you there kitty-bitch!" the redhead cooed with a sneer.

He didn't say anything just squinted his lips remembering that guards were a big no, no!

Remembering that he should keep a low profile.

His tail dangled in repressed anger and his ears stood up from the same feeling his fingers twitched wanting to dig the claws into flesh.

"Not gonna say anything kitty-bitch?" the redhead taunted snorting and pushing the pale face near his apparently trying to scare him.

"Itachi..." an unfamiliar voice called and he turned his head to the direction of it. The caller seemed to be Pein sitting at the table along with Deidara, Hidan and another short redhead though that redhead's eyes were muddy brown instead of green and he somehow looked cuter.

"Tell the little bitch Gaara to leave you the fuck alone and come sit with us!" the speaker really was Pein and the man seemed without real emotion as he beckoned to him. He turned back to the green eyed racoon.

"Yes Gaara, why don't you fuck off I don't have any business with you whatsoever!"the redhead leaned closer still and Itachi really wanted to pull away but didn't, keeping his ground even when he felt hot breath on his lips, his tail going insane he was worried that the tail will start to swing his ass any time soon.

"And you better keep it that way kitty-bitch, keep your scrawny ass away from my master Orochimaru!"

Itachi cringed, eww! Gaara had no reason to fear him he didn't want to be anywhere near the snake-man from before.

Ignoring the mess of food he walked over the table with Pein and co. sitting down warily glancing anywhere except the purple eyed demon in front of him.

He was rather surprised when the orange head extended a hand for him to shake.

"The names Pein, a wizard!" the man said and then motioned beside him at the petite redhead. "This is Sasori, a puppet master."

Itachi took the hand of Pein and then just as politely squeezed the redhead's hand wondering what a puppet master meant in the first place. "Itachi, and you can probably tell I'm a feline." he mumbled flinching when Hidan across the table barked a laughter.

Pein's eyes however lingered on his ears. "Indeed I can..."

With that said Pein resumed eating, Itachi noticed Pein sharing his mug of tea or whatever it was with Deidara, kind of sweet actually.

"Guess what kitty?" Hidan got his attention again by that sinful voice. "Fridays a fish day here...fried fish...fish cake...poached fish..." oh the man was teasing him so bad...

"I hate fish!" he growled tempted to stuck his tongue out, decided not to. "And I don't eat mice either!" he added turning his head to the side pouting, he wouldn't admit that though.

Hidan was cackling like a maniac.

"How about shiny things, kitty? Bet you love to play with those like a good little kitten?"

Itachi closed his eyes, somehow the man was getting under his skin riling him up... oh how he would love to pierce his claws through that pale skin.

"Here kitty, kitty!" Hidan cooed and Itachi did the mistake of really looking, he almost choked when Hidan extracted a pendant on a silver chain from under the grey vest. The medallion was a round circle with a triangle in the middle and it really was shiny... Itachi swallowed his black eyes fallowing the shiny piece of metal while it was swung from one side to the other.

He really was feline you know, his hands jerked on his lap wanting to catch the silver piece his tail swinging from side to side, he felt his pupils dilate growing big, hunt mode turned on, his lips twitched and he leaned forward against his will ready to jump on the table any moment.

Hidan's chuckling snapped him out of it and he closed his eyes trying to calm down. Hidan was a bastard.

"Aww the kitty is all upset!" Hidan cooed too sweetly.

"Don't call me kitty! My names Itachi!" he snapped angrily but as soon as his eyes were on the smirking demonologist the man restarted to dangle the silver pendant on the chain. God he hated his cat genes when he couldn't help but follow the movement with his eyes.

"Stop it!" he groaned out never taking his eyes off of the damn thing, surprisingly the man really did stop and tucked the medallion back under the grey vest. Another surprising thing was Hidan putting an untouched and still wrapped up sandwich before him on the table, he stared confused.

But the man didn't explain just got up and left still chuckling. Still majorly confused Itachi turned to look at Deidara and Pein. He noticed that Pein's eyes were fallowing after Hidan, slight surprise on the piercing decorated face, Deidara however was grinning psychotically.

"You better eat that Itachi, it's not poisoned, un."

He really did pick up the piece of food unwrapping it cautiously, giving the blonde a questioning look.

Deidara shrugged still grinning. Pein however coughed and stood up slowly. "Excuse me I need a word with Hidan, Dei I expect you to be at my cell as soon as the lights go off!"

"Of course, un!" the blonde chirped with a smile.

Pein faltered in his steps and turned around slowly looking at Itachi. "Have you found yourself a master Itachi?"

He shook his head no.

"Well, be careful then..." and then Pein left and Itachi thought that Hidan was right, the man was good deep down somewhere.

Itachi smiled faintly when he saw Deidara dazedly look after his master. Then the blue eyes snapped to him and the blonde leaned over the table grinning madly.

"I had never ever seen Hidan act so...sweet, unn!"

Itachi chewed on the sandwich still fearing it might be poisoned or cursed and shrugged.

The troubles continued as he went to his cell finding out that right across from his were Hidan's cell, he bit his lip sitting down on the uncomfortable mattress. His life here will be real hell that he knew for sure. Deidara had informed that the guards are not bothering to actually lock them in their cells at night. Deidara had also informed that the same guards loved to come and play at night.

As soon as the light went off he shuddered starting to shake uncontrollably. Deidara had also informed that the real life started at night. Drinking, smoking, fucking...

Yep, the blonde was right, because somewhere down the hallway music was turned on and he could already smell cigarette and weed smoke in the air also his sensitive nose caught the smell of alcohol and food his ears twitched at the constant murmur of conversations and stray screams and shouts.

Sitting up on his bed he took the blanket and wrapped it around himself, the air was chilly and he craved to curl up in a ball and sleep away his life, but he was scared what might happen when he would fall asleep.

He saw Hidan leave the cell and then he could hear the deep voice engaging into conversation with Pein.

There was a loud bang and a click and he heard Deidara squeak and he heard Pein assuring everything is fine and that no one would touch the dove, he shivered scooting in the corner of his bed hugging a pillow hearing footsteps and chains clicking closer and closer. Then Hidan went back in the cell across, their eyes met for a brief moment though Itachi couldn't figure out what the look on the man's face meant.

The footsteps came closer still and then there were five...five guards standing right at his cell.

He thought about screaming but his throat seemed to be frozen. The men sneered at him and Itachi gripped the pillow mercilessly, all of the men before him were huge, bulky and ugly.

"Mm what a nice kitty!" one cooed with fake affection, coming closer by his bed and motioning for the others to come in the cell as well, by this point Itachi was shaking his head in denial frantically trying to mend himself into the stone wall behind his back.

"We thought we would come and welcome you kitty, break you in!"

"No!" Itachi all but shrieked when the man bluntly started to undo the uniform pants.

Oh god... no!

"Yes kitty, but calm down I'll be nice to you! I let you choose which one of us you want to suck off and which ones dick you want there under that tail of yours!"

"No, no, no, you can't!" Itachi repeated frantically his ears glued to his skull and his tail moving so fast it could be heard slicing the air.

The leader of the guards snickered and advanced grabbing his delicate wrists pinning them against the bed viciously. "Stay still bitch otherwise I'll fucking tie that tail of yours into knots!"

A big hand lied on his mouth when he started to scream and trash under the muscled man, tears of desperation leaking down his cheeks as his vest was all but ripped off of him and his tail was grabbed by uncaring hands making him cry out under the hand keeping his pained sounds muffled.

There were three ugly faces above his and despite the fact that his legs were kicking and his claws tried to harm there was nothing he could do than try to scream when his pants were yanked down harshly, his tail though stopped the action since it went through a hole specially designed for lycanthropes.

Panicking he trashed and screamed in pure agony when one of the bastards grabbed his fluffy ear between two fat fingers twisting and pulling. "Shut up fucking bitch or I'm going to fucking tear those ears off and then your tail!"

Itachi had never actually felt this helpless, this...desperate. The salty tears were streaming down his face in rivers his ears pulled harshly and his tail yanked hard as the men tried to get his pants off. His body shaking in dread and pain. He wasn't a virgin, not at all, he liked sex mind you and especially with another male, but that wasn't the point here.

One thing was to be nicely fucked all through and a whole other thing was to be raped by five brutal men not caring how you feel. Or even intentionally hurting you like the bastard squeezing his tail right now, he was sure the fucker had heard kitties like it, well yes, if it was done properly...right now all he felt was intense pain.

"Hey fuckers look at this!" came a low and entirely dangerous voice, Itachi felt so happy to hear it. the whole ordeal had taken maybe two minutes only but he already had bruises all over his naked chest his hair were messed his ears stinging his face wet from the tears and his body shaking, however he turned his head in the direction of the voice, so did the guards even though the grip on him didn't loosen and there still was a hand on his mouth.

In the door of his cell stood the owner of that voice, Hidan. Itachi's heart fluttered and his eyes widened when he saw, even in the dim light, what exactly Hidan was showing to the five brutes.

Five little rag dolls hung from Hidan's hand on loose dirty strings. And the satanic grin on man's face was promising hell.

Itachi drew the connection to the rag dolls and the burning lighter placed under them with Hidan's other hand and the guards immediately letting go of him and tucking their genitals back in their pants, Itachi curled up in a ball instantly one of his hands shooting up to soothe his hurting ear.

The guards however snarled at Hidan. "You could of tell us he's your bitch you insane fucker...TAKE THAT LIGHTER AWAY!" one of the men all but shouted in panic when the flame rose up nearly catching one of the dolls leg.

It clicked to Itachi that the woo doo shit must be real if the guards were so freaked out.

"The main thing is that he is not your bitch...fucking leave, stupid bastards!" Hidan cooed with a feral grin stepping away from the door purple eyes following the guards taking off in a goose run.

When the men were gone and only then Itachi noticed Pein too was in the corridor and so was Deidara and the redhead Sasori and they all were looking at him, probably thinking how very weak he was. He didn't care he curled up further and pressed his face on his bent knees his tail laying limp on the bed with the usually silky and shiny well kept fur all fussed and messed he let out the tiniest of whimpers hoping no one heard him.

He realised he should thank Hidan for saving him though he didn't understand why the man acted so but the thing was...those men actually did hurt him, his chest hurt, he even had the impression his tail was broken or something and his throat was all dry and raw his eyes still stinging.

"Deidara go and check him!" he heard Pein's whisper and he heard multiple footsteps shuffle around in his cell, he cringed and pressed himself in a wall hissing lowly refusing to raise his tear stained face the sobs threatened to let loose, the proof was the little one that actually did get out.

"Shh un, I'm not gonna hurt you!" the dove said and sat on the bed beside him putting a fragile hand on his shoulder. "Let me just have a look if you're hurt, un!"

He let the blonde uncurl him from his cat-ball simply because it was so nice to hear such words in this place. As he uncurled he pulled his pants properly back up since they were yanked awfully low on his hips almost showing his black pubic hair, he hissed in pain because his hips were all red and purple where the guards had grabbed him without mercy.

"Lay down Itachi, un!" the blonde instructed guiding him with gentle hands, he obeyed but squeaked and went all frantic when the blonde pulled the same pants down on his hips.

"Hey relax, I'm not gonna molest you, un!" Deidara whispered and actually stroked his black hair on the side of his head avoiding his ear. He gave in the gentle persuasion wanting someone something in this place to trust to.

When he was laying there with his pants low his body quivering with his exposed and bruised chest hips and arms Sasori left seeming almost uninterested, Pein scowled deeply and looked at Hidan, Hidan however was not looking at him, the demonologist was standing there with the grey brows terribly furrowed the purple eyes glaring at the floor.

He flinched when Deidara jumped up and bounced on Hidan punching the man in the chest angrily. "Oh c'mon Hidan you saved him from a fucking rape and now you're refusing to fucking tend to him, what the fuck is wrong with you, unn?" the blonde shrieked and Itachi just stared confused, how could Hidan further help him? He already owned his dignity and whatnot to the alluring man.

Hidan pushed the dove away into Pein's awaiting arms."Piss off! Just because I didn't want him to blast my eardrums with his screaming doesn't mean shit!"

And then he flinched on the bed as if electricity had hit him, the dove dived out of Pein's grasp and flung for Hidan purely bitch-slapping the demonologist in the face.

Hidan gasped sharply.

Deidara cringed and crouched down on the floor while Pein stepped between the blonde and the zealot.

Itachi managed to sit up with his jaw hanging somewhere in his lap.

Itachi realised that there must be something between Pein and Hidan when the orange head remained floored and calm as Hidan grabbed Pein's neck, not throttling the man just looking intently into Pein's greyish blue eyes, then Hidan's hand moved and cupped Pein's nape strongly.

Itachi thought the look in Pein's eyes meant something like asking a favour for Hidan not to maim the blonde creature still crouching on the floor, the look in Hidan's eyes was odd, he couldn't read it.

"Fucking fine!" Hidan finally spat and let go of Pein marching to him with intent steps, Itachi cringed noticing with the corner of his eye how Pein gave a warning look to the dove as that one rose to feet again, but the next moment Pein had embraced the blonde protectively the whole incident seemingly forgotten.

"Stay fucking calm and don't make a sound!" Hidan ordered looking right in his black eyes while getting on knees at his bed.

"What are-"

"I said, don't make a sound kitty!"

He gulped swallowing his questions down, he owed the man that much.

His tail twitched and rose from the bed starting to swing in the air as the demonologist laid the strong hands on his shoulders.

As those hands slid down his chest and then to his hips slowly torturously he noticed a weak crimson light coming from them and when the pain was soothed and gone wherever the man touched him he realised he's being healed...

... too bad the touch was arousing him.

The purple eyes followed the hands as they slid to his hips and lingered there, his chest already was spotless like it was before the attack and soon his hips under those warm hands felt the same.

"Where else?" Hidan asked in a whisper and Itachi shuddered, he was going nuts because of that voice.

"M-my...tail!" he murmured blushing madly glancing at the man worriedly when the purple eyes moved for his swinging tail, Itachi shivered all over when the appendage was caught by a firm hand. The need to let out a pleased moan was devastating, he felt his eyes go glossy and his chest starting to heave, his tail was so sensitive and Hidan was stroking it so...right he almost fainted. A hand gently squeezed his tail near to the base and stroked up to the very tip with the hand glowing crimson.

There was nothing he could do to stop the shivers rocking his body, he was a young cat he couldn't control himself when his animal parts were touched, his cheeks were burning and he chewed on his lower lip mercilessly, hoping madly that his saviour wouldn't notice how flustered he was.

"Where else?" Hidan asked with the slightest catch in the voice releasing the fury appendage.

"Ears..." Itachi purred... he actually fucking purred, but if Hidan noticed he acted like he didn't and then there were warm hands covering his fluffy ears, he felt warmth course through them and he bloody well saw his tail swinging in the air excited while his groin twitched at the touches.

He closed his eyes relaxing and panicking at the same time, he never had felt so intense feeling after just few touches and the fact that Hidan didn't even want to do this and did this only because he got slapped (as if) didn't help. But he let it go letting the warm hands on his fluffy ears to carry on their mission.

He clamped his hand over his mouth and his eyes snapped open when he realised he was purring deep in his chest. Hidan was watching his face rather closely and smirking at him knowingly.

He appreciated the fact that Hidan chose not to comment on his purring with Pein and Deidara still watching though he was sure those two heard him anyway so he refused to look at the orange head and the blonde.

And then Hidan's hands were gone and he wanted to whine to get them back on his body, those touches felt like heaven.

He looked at his saviour wondering why Hidan was still kneeling by the bed and why Hidan was still smirking at him amusedly.

"That's one strong tail, kitty!"

Itachi gasped when he realised his betraying cat appendage had refused to let Hidan go by wrapping around the man's wrist tightly keeping the demonologist in place, he grabbed his tail like a maniac and squeaked in horror when the betraying body part refused to let go, his ears sagged and he looked at Hidan with fearful eyes.

Pein and Deidara were cackling like damn psychos and Hidan looked simply like a sex god watching him with the violet eyes.

He was ready to chew his fucking tail off, for sure! He yanked it hard hissing in pain at his own stupidity.

Hidan though chose a rather... shocking way to get himself free... white teeth gently bit the very tip of his tail, the white part.

"Nyaa!" and that was purely an animalistic sound coming from his throat he was embarrassed and all his blood rushed for his cheeks as his tail uncurled and whooshed in the air.

Sitting up and making his 'I didn't just meow' face he pulled his pants up fiercely and grabbed his blanket throwing it around himself covering his naked chest with his damn erected nipples and only then he looked at the still smirking man.

"T-thanks..." he mumbled and then looked at Pein and the blonde too letting them know that that thanks was meant for all three of them.

The blonde smiled while Pein nodded faintly. Both of them were smirking too but he guessed it was more aimed at Hidan who stood up slowly and then just stood there and watched him, Itachi really wanted to know what Hidan was thinking, he couldn't figure out this man. Why help him if Hidan clearly didn't want to help in the first place?

"Will they come back...ever?" he whispered shuddering when he remembered the touches and then another set of touches, for those he shivered though.

"Not as long as Hidan's around." Pein said and when he raised and dared to look at the orange head he was surprised to found the man grinning widely at him and then Hidan.

"Fuck off Pein, I'm not involved!" Hidan bristled and tried to pass Pein but the piercing decorated man grabbed Hidan's wrist, Itachi's eyes followed each move.

"The kitty seems to be attracted to you dude, and Dei seems to like him too and so do I... why don't we take the kitty into our care?" Pein asked as if one certain 'kitty' wouldn't be present at all.

"And who fucking said that I like him?"

Itachi's ears twitched and sagged and his lower lip jutted out... after hearing that there's no way he would admit that he liked the silver haired male...a lot!

"Good thing that I don't like you either, then!" he spat out hissing.

All three turned and stared at him. Deidara was giggling trying to muffle it, Pein was looking at him somewhat pitifully as if saying 'ah poor thing' and Hidan was silent for a while before throwing his muscled arms in the air.

"See? Problem fucking solved!" the possessor of a body of a god snorted and yanked the wrist out of Pein's hand huffing and puffing while going the few steps over the hallway and laying on the bed in the cell affront of Itachi's.

Pein sighed and stepped forward. "Fine... so Itachi... I'm offering to be your master, what do you say?"

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