Peaches
A/N: Okay, I couldn't stop myself from writing this...
Disclaimer: How many times do I have to tell you people I don't own Avatar?
"This is all your fault, Ty Lee," Azula said, strangely very calm.
"What's all my fault? That the Avatar heard you yelling?" I seriously didn't know, even though the question sounded like sarcasm.
"If you would've listened to me the first time I asked you to shut up, we wouldn't be in this situation."
She was referring to us two being tied to a very large, very hard and very uncomfortable tree. After Azula started yelling about how that sweet bison wasn't cute, we found ourselves in the predicament of being captured by the Avatar and his friends. It was kinda funny since Azula had been snapping at me about giving us away and she got us in trouble, but then again, she was blaming me, so probably not.
"You know, that one right there," I cocked my head to the fire some twenty feet from us with the Avatar and his friends, and Zuko, surrounding it, "he's cute too."
"Ty Lee, not again."
"Just saying. I think he's really cute. Don't you?" Without actually realizing it, I accidentally asked Azula's opinion again. Oops…
"The Water Tribe boy? No. Never in my life would I ever admit to something like that." She seemed to be watching her words after I found the double negative when we were talking about the Avatar's sky bison.
"Not that one, that one. The one with the big ears."
"Will it make you feel better if I tell you yes?"
"Absolutely."
"Then no. Stop talking."
"Please, Azula? It's not like we have anything better to do."
"Fine. That stupid lemur isn't cute, and it never will be."
"Aw…but look at the way he's eating that peach…it's so adorable!"
There was a longish pause before Azula answered. "I never said it wasn't adorable…I just said it wasn't cute."
A/N: Okay, unless Hawky comes back, I'm done.
