A\N: OK guys sorry for the looooong wait. I just have lots to do. But anywho I'll just shut up so you can read.

DISCLAIMER:

Me: Yeeeessss I finally own Twilight!

Brain: not really no.

Me: yes I do! You just want it for yourself!

Brain: OK so I want it, but it's not yours.

Me: Yeah huh!

Brain: Nuh uh!

-goes on for a while-

Me: yeah huh!

Brain: omg! It's not yours! You're just dreaming!

Me: -wakes up- what a horrible nightmare!

-looks around to find Twilight-

Me: Crap! SM still owns it!

-starts to sob and then uncontrollable tears-

Kk I'll shut up now. :)

Edward POV

Hahahahaha! I could laugh all day at Emmett's thoughts. That was pretty harsh for Rosalie, but hey who's whining? I won't be able to hear them bragging.

I swear I'm going to kill them all! How could Rose do this to me, I thought that she was on my side! If I could cry I would. Hmph! I'm going to get Alice soo bad! Beware of the wrath of Emmett the Almighty! He thought. I'd have to tell Alice of the 'wrath' of 'Emmett the Almighty'.

My sweet Bella and I were sitting on the couch. My arm around her slender shoulders.

"So this is how you play truth or dare," She asked, more of a statement than a question.

"Yep. Cullen style," She giggled and blushed. She was like my personal blushing machine.

"Edward, Emmett's almost ready let's go!" Alice chirped. She's always so…bubbly it's scary.

We all got in Emmett's jeep. Well except for Emmett, he took my car. My precious car.

I'll have to tell Edward that I'll fix his car if Emmett does anything to it. He'd better not or I will smack him. I always have to 'clean up' the messes he leaves...Rosalie thought.

"Edward if Emmett…" Rosalie started. I nodded to show that I read her thoughts.

Alice was driving and Rosalie got shot gun, Jasper wanted to sit in between both of them, so I could sit with my blushing machine.

"Who do you think Emmett is going to pick for revenge?" asked Bella nervously.

"Alice?" I requested.

"Umm… why in the world would I tell you? Besides he's still debating. I'm going to have to make a new rule," she said.

"That would be?" Jasper asked.

"No picking the person who picked you." She sounded proud of herself.

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Emmett POV

Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. FUCK NO!( A/N: sorry all caps shows his 'emotions') I am sooo going through with this, am I? Crap! I can't chicken out. Reputation, Emmett, reputation.

After they all left to the only club with karaoke-which I didn't think was possible in Forks- I ran to Edwards's car. I was about to tear everything limb from limb. Mwahahahaha! All from hi precious little Volvo! On second thought Rosalie would kill me, and I was already dead.

Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap!

I can do this. I can do this. I chanted in my head. Stupid head! Can't you think of a way out of this freaking mess! What am I saying I love truth or dare. Be a man…or vampire…whatever! I sing 'Barbie Girl' in the shower why can't I now? Hehe I'm going to get Alice back good.

Bella POV

We finally got to the club. I wasn't too fond of clubs, but Emmett in a tutu? This I had to see. Mwahahaha. That's what you get Emmett for making fun of me! Wait a freaking minute! This club looks all too familiar. Hmm… What'ev' I don't care. Alice was to hyper for her pixie self.

"Alice tell me how five minutes are too long for you. 'Cause guess what that's how long we were driving for?" I asked as I got out of the car.

"Too long! Too long! TOO LONG!" she was jumping up and down now.

"Jasper, a little help?" Edward asked.

"Oh right. I just haven't seen her this excited in a while," he chuckled, while calming down the pixie.

"Jasper she was excited was five minutes ago." Rosalie commented.

When we walked inside, there were tons of people. Someone was already singing and some dancing. I could swear I knew the voice of the person singing but didn't pay much attention. Music started playing. I knew the song. It was by Pink…umm 'let's get this party started'.

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started

Get this party started on a Saturday night
Everybody's watin' for me to arrive
Sendin' out the message to all of my friend
We'll be lookin' flashy in my Mercedes Benz
I got lotsa style, got my gold diamond rings
I can go for miles if you know what I mean
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started

Pumpin' up the volume, breakin' down to the beat
Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass
Pull up to the bumper, get out of the car
License plate says Stunner #1 Superstar

"Woo! I like it!" I almost squealed. Almost. That voice singing sounds all too familiar. I just can't think of whom right now. After all it is a karaoke club – the only karaoke club.

"That's what Alice was so happy about," Edward said.

"Well, I'm excited," I said bouncing to the beat. Yeah this was fun I'll admit. Whoa I'm starting to sound like Alice. I shuttered.

"Oh my cheese and rice! Emmett's going to start right after," Alice said and started jumping

"Oh my cheese and rice?" Rosalie asked.

"Uhh, yeah. I don't like to say 'Oh my Jesus Christ' so I substitute." Alice smiled like a maniac.

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
Get this party started

Makin' my connection as I enter the room
Everybody's chillin as I set up the groove
Pumpin' up the volume with this brand new beat
Everybody's dancin' and their dancin' for me
I'm your operator, you can call anytime
I'll be your connection to the party line

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
Get this party started
Get this party started right now
Get this party started
Get this party started
Get this party started right now

Alice POV

I so can't wait for Emmett to start! I was literally laughing my ass off. I can get control over the break.

Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!

VISION!

Rosalie pov

"What the hell Alice?" I said in a normal voice. I knew she would hear me, unless she had a vision.

"Alice!" she had a vision. Ugh.

"Huh? What? Sorry." She said.

"What was the vision about?" Jasper asked.

"Yeah why are you hiding your thoughts?" Edward asked.

"Well, I just…Yeah…" she said dozing off.

"Anywho…" Jasper said.

"Yeah about that… what about your vision 'smart one'? I said wanting to get the facts.

"God Rosalie… it was about Mi – " she cut off just as Mike and Tyler – Bella's fan club (a.k.a B.F.C) – came our way.

"Well there's your answer." Alice said.

"Crap hide me!" Bella whisper-screamed. Edward started to growl.

"Calm down Edward," Jasper said.

"Look Emmett's coming on!" I said. Crap since when were Jessica and Lauren here? I hate those conceited bitches. I'm not even like that.

Mike POV

Hello. Look who's here. My lovely Bella. And she came where she knew she would find me, at my dad's club. She came looking for me, how sweet. Stupid, pretty boy. I should go try to talk to Bella; she probably wants to talk about us. Is Edward growling? Must be my imagination.

"Stay here with the girls Tyler," I said.

"Hey isn't that Bella?" he asked.

"No shit, Sherlock," I said. God is he annoying. I could never be like that.

"Keep diggin' it, Watson," He snapped back and started to follow me.

"Whatever, dude."

"Look Emmett's coming on!" said Rosalie. Damn she's hot. But Bella is my soul mate.

I looked up and saw Emmett…in a pink tutu? A song started playing. Emmett started singing…

" Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

he hoped up

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

He lifted up his shirt. IT BURNED!
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

He put his hands in the air.

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

He lifted his tutu up... I shuddered.
Imagination, life is your creation

Emmett did that imagination thing from Spongebob.

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

He started swaying from side to side in a shy way... wat the hell was going on?
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Emmett twirled around in his tutu. Then I saw Flashing but I don't know from where. For a moment everyone was looking around, and then went back to laughing.

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

he got on his knees and everyone fell to the floor in laughter
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party

He wiggled his eyebrows at Rosalie Cullen. A secret message I bet...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

He faked a kiss in the air. Umm... wow. You don't see that every day.

As quickly as he got on he got off. Everyone was laughing. Alice Cullen had to lean on Jasper for support. I prayed that Bella would do the same – with me of course – then Edward started growling. Man he's scary sometimes. Then he just started laughing like there was an inside joke or something. While Edward was laughing I put my arm around Bella. Slick, I know. (yeah real slick Mike, real slick.)

"Get your hands off her," Edward practically yelled. I slipped my hand off her, and Edward grabbed her around the waist.

"Ugh what's that smell?" Jasper said with a disgusted look.

Bella POV

Ew, now I have Mike germs! It's probably worse than STD's! Thank god for Edward germs. His germs are like, being…born…again? No there just weren't any words to describe him and his germs. Emmett came back from back stage, with more color on his face?

"That was the most embarrassing thing in my whole entire life," he said. He sniffed the air, and scrunched up his nose.

"What's that disgusting smell?" I sniffed but couldn't smell anything.

"Ewww …" Alice scrunched her nose, as well.

"Fucking gross…What the hell is that?" Rosalie said. Edward let go of me to investigate.

"I don't smell anything…" Mike said. Hehe I forgot he was there.

"Me neither," Tyler said

"Me too," Jessica said. Whoa Jessica?

"Me three…" Lauren?

Suddenly I felt an extremely hot hand on my shoulder.

A/N: Ooh, major cliffy. You guys are smart, you can figure out who it is right? So you're thinking 'what to do now' here's a freaking awesome idea: REVIEW! Love you for reading!