Preppy Little Princess

"...You were PROM QUEEN?"

"Shut up."

"But, your majesty, I had no clue that you were royalty." Axel bowed, mouth twitching in a smile.

"It was Homecoming. Shut it, pooh boy."

Demyx snorted and Axel flushed, straightening up. The former of the two then burst out laughing. "But, Larxene, my question is, how many people did you have to blackmail in order to GET the crown?"

He was spared a punch in the face by Roxas, who suddenly screamed.

"THAT IS THE SCARIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!"

"What?" Axel looked eagerly at the computer screen, then his eyes widened. "She was MISS WONDERLAND?"

"And Atlantica- and Underworld- and Timeless River- and Land of Dragons- and Halloween Town-"

"Well, she defiantly deserved Halloween Town. All you have to do is look at her." Demyx remarked.

"You know, Larxene, that dress from the Miss Underworld really suits your-"

"SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!" Larxene shouted in a fit of rage, then stomped over to the wall and kicked the plug to the computer out.

The computer screen went blank, and then a small light by the switch started to blink. Roxas glared.

"What was that for?"

"I hate computers." Larxene grumbled, then left the room, pouting.

"Axel- oh Axel-"

"GAH! Who's there?" Axel jumped and looked at the ceiling.

"I am- your worst nightmare-"

"Okay, so that narrows it down to a creepy, Gothic, wrist-cutting, so out-of-character Zexion... or Saïx." Axel crossed his arms and continued to glare at the ceiling.

A black-robed figure appeared in the center of the room.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S A CREEPY, GOTHIC, WRIST-CUTTING, SO OUT-OF-CHARACTER ZEXION!" Axel screeched, running and hiding under the table. "MAKE HIM GO AWAY!"

"No, actually, it's just Saïx." Roxas said, peering at the quivering Axel under the table.

"THAT'S EVEN WORSE! I'D TAKE THE CREEPY, GOTHIC, WRIST-CUTTING, SO OUT-OF-CHARACTER ZEXION ANY DAY!" Axel continued to yell at the top of his lungs, shaking like a kicked dog.

"Actually, I'm just here to see what all the screaming was about."

Roxas and Demyx looked at each other.

"Walk."

"Guitar lesson."

They both vanished at the same time.

"And then there was one." Saïx turned to Axel. "Care to explain?"

Axel whimpered.

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"Preppy little princess, preppy little princess, preppy little-"

"Don't make me gouge your eyes out with a spoon." Larxene glared across the table at Demyx, who stopped singing at the idea of having his eyes gouged out. Then something occurred to him.

"You can't boss me around. I'm of higher rank then you."

"But I can still gouge-"

"Ah, shut it, preppy little princess." Demyx waved a hand in Larxene's direction.

"Why, you little mother-"

"That was inappropriate and not needed. Anyone seen Axel?" Roxas asked, walking into the room.

"Nah. Did you try his room?"

"Yep."

"Basement?"

"Yep."

"Pantry?"

"Yep."

"The forbidden room?"

"No. It's forbidden, genius."

"How about the room of torture?"

"No. Come to think of that, he's probably there." Roxas said thoughtfully, then disappeared.

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They've probably found it by now. The Internet-loving freaks. How dare they.

No one will think of them the same again. No one. And it's all thanks to me.

I'm going to make them pay. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

"You're not thinking about revenge on someone you don't like, are you?"

"Maybe. So what's it to you?"

"Because you're in one of 'them' moods. And you're absolutely foul when you're in one of 'them' moods."

"And?..."

"I would like to stay away from the lethal kbzzt when he's in a bad mood."

"So what if I'm bzzt? I can still think of my REVENGE! MUHAHAHA!"

The two black- cloaked figures looked at each other.

"You're really out of character right now, you know that?"


That at the end was the thi-person that was posting the stuff on the Internet. If you think you know who it is, DON'T SAY IN THE REVIEW. I don't want you to spoil it if you're right. PM me.

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