Here's something that we forgot to mention in one of my other stories, when playing Zelda Majora's Mask, do not, I repeat, do not shoot the happy prancing guy with an arrow. I was getting my sword improved and had nothing to hit him with. You think an arrow would work cause I didn't hit the bag full of bombs yet he still blew up anyway. It totally erased him from the game. Every time. I had to reset the whole thing. Not just that one game but also the whole cartridge. I had to erase its memory of that game ever existing from my memory card. It was a total bitch having to do everything again. It's just a little piece of advice. I found this out a few months ago; this shows how busy/tired I am. Plus, my poster forgot that I didn't want the chapter under the first season. It was her idea even. I saw the post and phoned her. "What the hell man!" That's pretty much what I said. I was like fuming for a little bit. It's not a big deal but I'm menstruating right now and I get killer cramps so I get very edgy. I know you may not want to know this but it's true. Most women out there will agree with me. And I apologize in advance for any guys and underage girls that are reading this and getting grossed out. But if this grosses you out, what the hell are you doing reading my fan fiction where two guys are going at it? Think about that. Sorry. Really tired. Just typing what comes to mind now.

Megatron was still laughing. She was almost sure that he had gone nuts.

"Are you okay?"
"I'll be fine."

He caught his breath and looked down at her. She just stared back at him.

"You're tall and a deeper purple."

"Great observation. Anything else you want to check out?"
"No. I know what you're hinting at."

"I'm not hinting at anything."

"Sure. Get off."

"I like where I am."
She started pushing at him. He wasn't about to move.

"Don't make me hurt you."

"Like you could."

"Is this punishment or something?"

"In a way. I'm still deciding on whether or not I should spank you."

"Please don't."

He started to laugh to himself again. She could feel every part of him move. He was so much bigger than before. There was no way she could out run him now. She grabbed his arm.

"Whom else has this happened to?"

"No one yet. Not on our side anyway."

"You mean some Maximals have changed?"
"Yesss, and I'm sure Primal would have too."

"Would have?"
"That's right, you weren't here when it happened. Optimus was destroyed."

"Can't say I feel bad about it."

He squeezed her.

"Now I remember why I love you."

"You hated me before?"

"Not so much hate but more of, how do I put this…"

"You didn't like me."

"I didn't know you. You know how hard it is for our kind to trust others."

She shook her head.

"It doesn't matter now does it? I mean, those days were sort of fun but now it's so much better. Except for that last little bit of shit that's been going on."

He flicked the tip of her nose.

"Watch your mouth."

"You my father now?"

He got closer to her face and tried to force her back again. This time she stayed where she was. He liked it when she stood up to him.

"If I was, I wouldn't be able to be with you anymore then could I?"
She pushed back, forcing him to the floor.

"What makes you think you're the one in charge?"

"What makes you think you are?"

"I'm the one on top."
"That can be changed. And you know it will, yesss."

She stuck her tongue out at him and got off. She went over and grabbed a towel. He sat up and watched her.

"What are you doing?"
"Cleaning up my mess. I need to go see Tarantulas to help me."

"What happened to your throat?"
"I don't know. I think it might be internal damage that's just escaping through my mouth."

"Makes sense."

Megatron stood and helped pick up a few things. He found his picture of his little girl. He wanted to see her. Samantha came up behind him.

"She's still cute."

He placed the picture in a cabinet where he couldn't see it.

"You know, it's not bad to love something."

"What makes you think I miss her?"
"I can see it in your eyes. I told you that at some point you'd love her. It's not a bad thing."

"How can you say that? You know how she came about."
"That's beside the point Megatron. You know how I feel about life."

"If you were raped you would keep it?"
"Of course. It's still life. You know I could never intentionally kill something out of hate. I kill for food, and even then I say sorry and thank it for giving its life for me."

"I think you love life and nature a little too much. How did you ever survive on Cybertron?"
"I had friends. That's all I needed."

They both went silent. They didn't wish to fight. Megatron was just feeling the pressures of being leader. He went through this before and didn't want to go through it again. She circled him. He looked up.

"What are you doing?"

"Checking you out. Very interesting. Go into beast mode for me."

She was being rather bossy but he did as she asked. She kept circling him. She pulled at his tail. He turned and gave her a look.

"Sorry. Couldn't resist."

She noted everything on his body. This was new. She never had to deal with turbines before. If he needed repair, there would be no way she could help him.

"Okay I'm done."

She headed for the door. Megatron went back into his robot mode.

"Now where do you think you're going?"

"To my study. There are some things that I need."

"Then I shall accompany you."

"I don't need you to baby-sit me."

"Like it or not Samantha, you have to obey me. I am you commander after all."

"You're loving this aren't you?"
"Oh yesss."
"Bastard."
"What?"

"Nothing."
She headed for her study with Megatron right behind her. She opened her door and headed for her bookshelf. She picked up her book and started to study it. The pass code wasn't mentioned in it. She put it back and started her computer up. Megatron looked all over her room. Primitive disks in small cases, the computer itself was way out of date and it wasn't very tidy considering she was a slight neat freak.

"Why don't you just use our computer?"
"Personal reasons."
"Such as?"

"The fact that you can access everything that's in the main computer and this one it's a little harder. My log shows that at some point someone tried to hack into my computer. They didn't succeed. My computer may be old but the older, the harder it'll be for you to get into it. You may think it easier cause of the firewalls and whatnot aren't up to date but if it's old, the newer systems don't even register that they even exist anymore. Kind of like the plague and small pox."
"You think you're pretty smart don't you?"
"Well I had the best teach me."

Megatron took pride in that. He did teach her a few things but on the newer machines. It was Preceptor who taught her to use Teletran and Chip to use the older computers that she was using now. It paid to be the middleman sometimes. She was typing fast in her computer. Megatron stood behind her trying to see what she was doing. She went into one of her hidden files and encrypted everything. It went into a language that Megatron had never seen before. The computer started to make strange noises.

"What's happening?"
"The computer is telling me that it's ready for data transfer."

"You can understand that stuff?"
"I know many languages Megatron. This language is a hard one to learn. Only three people knew it. One tried really hard to learn it but only got a few words here and there."

"Who else knew this?"

"Your ancestor and a transformer named Soundwave. The only reason I know it, is because I'm trying to understand your culture better."
"This doesn't look like ancient Decepticon."

"That's because it isn't. It's an alien language that they had learned to communicate in secret. So that if anyone ever tried to intercept transmissions, they wouldn't understand what was being transmitted."

"Clever. Perhaps my team should learn this language."

"Trust me Megatron, if Starscream couldn't learn this, I doubt your team could."

"Point taken."

The computer started to talk back to her again. Megatron was making mental notes of this. He may be able to learn this language. Samantha typed a few more lines in then talked back to the computer in that same language. She made it sound so easy.

"You've got to be kidding me. THAT'S what it is? What the hell was I thinking?"

"Nothing. Just some old information that got misfiled. It's a little disturbing."

She talked back to the computer. It talked back.

"You're serious? That's it?"

It finished talking to her.

"Dammit. When did I put that in?"
Megatron was totally lost now. There was no way he was about to let himself stay out of the loop.

"What's happening?"
"It's trying to tell me I have a virus that I accidentally made."

She hit her head against the desk. She was a good little actress. That's not what was happening. She knew what the pass code was now. The computer made some more sounds. She lifted her head and looked back at it.

"Oh yeah, that's when it happened. Oops."

She finished with the computer and turned it off. She headed for the shelf and grabbed her book again. She stuffed it into her bag. Megatron caught a glimpse at something purple. Was that… no it couldn't have been. She headed for the door.

"I'll be back by nightfall."

"You mean we'll be back by nightfall."

"Megatron really, I have to do this alone."

"And I told you, you wont be going anywhere without me."

"Fine, if you want to see your daughter then lets get going."

He stopped talking and thought for a moment.

"Well, I can drop you off and watch from the bushes."

"That works too."

They headed for the entrance. Samantha stopped at the CR chambers to see how everyone was. She turned to Megatron.

"Where are Terrorsaur and Scorpinoc?"

"They fell into the lava pits and were destroyed."

"So soon?"

Megatron just looked at her. She knew too much to be as innocent as she was acting. She was plotting something. He knew it. She just better not betray him. He followed her out of the base and changed back into his beast mode. She climbed on his back and held on. He didn't walk like he usually would. He put on his skates and used his jets to go faster. She gave him basic directions. It didn't take long to get there. And now he knew where all the humans were. He stopped short and let Samantha off. She pointed out his child.

"She's so big."
"Remember Megatron, she'll age much fast then you. She may have been born of two transformers but she only took the organic part of your bodies. She'll live longer then the other humans but still not as long as you will. This planets' orbit is a lot short then that of Cybertron."

"Is that why it seems you don't age?"
"Pretty much. I've lived on your planet long enough that it's slowed my internal clock. I might even be able to outlive you."

Megatron just laughed. He watched his child play with the other humans. She was smart though. The other human children would run around chasing each other while she would build little mud castles. With Samantha's teachings, these humans would become somewhat intelligent. He turned back to find her gone. She snuck off. He flew into the air trying to find her. He found her running like the wind towards the mountains. What was she hiding? He followed but made sure he was far away enough as not to be seen. She went back to the mountain and blasted her way through the rocks again. Megatron landed once she got into the cave. He went inside and saw her standing in front of a spaceship. His jaw dropped. How did she find the Ark on her own? How did she know what it was? He could hear her speaking with the main computer. He had to get closer.

"You're not going to make me say it are you Teletran?"

"If you wish access then yes."

She moaned then turned around. Megatron thought he had been had but she was just pacing.

"Fine you win."

Megatron looked over the rock. She was clearing her throat. It was still sore. Even though she didn't use a torch this time, her eyes had adjusted. Another little skill she had forgotten she had. She had to get out of her human form and soon or she'd stay that way forever. She stood in front of Teletran and turned red.

"I hate you so much right now Teletran. Here's your damn pass code. Itty bitty teeny weenie little short, short man."

(Anybody know what that's from?)

Megatron fell over. What the hell kind of pass code was that?

"Incorrect."

"WHAT? You shitting me?"

"No. Pass code close but not complete."

"Crap. All this and nothing."

She sat on the floor and thought. Teletran would start to get upset soon. Megatron stood back up. He watched her think. He was about to join her.

"Pass code please."

"Dammit Teletran what do you want me to say? Optimus Prime has a really small dick?"

"Pass code excepted."

Megatron fell over again. What the pit was wrong with this computer? It had a sick sense of humor. (I find it funny.) Samantha fell onto her side.

"That worked? Sick. I don't remember putting that in."

"You want in or not?"

"I want in. I'm getting up."

Megatron watched Samantha go into the Ark. He raced down the cliff to get inside. He made it just as the doors were shutting. He looked around. This place was huge. The door in front of him closed. She went that way. He peeked through to see Autobots and Decepticons lying all over the place. She was standing in front of one of the Decepticons. He was too far away to make out who it was. She was messing around with him. Moving his hand or something. He slid through the door to get a better look. He hid behind a blue transformer with a wide case in its chest. (Guess who.) She was in front of the original Megatron. She had moved his hand to block something. He watched her climb on him. She was disgracing his ancestor. She sat on his lap and just lay there. He heard her sigh. She was deep in thought. She reached into her bag and pulled out her book again. She started reading it. She looked up at the unconscious Megatron.

"You won't wake up for another four million years. Guess I can't really talk to you anymore or tell you how everything has gone in my life."

Megatron just watched as she talked to him. She wasn't going to betray him. She knew his ancestor. Just how old was she? There were two choices now. Pretend that he never saw any of this or confront her and force her to tell him everything. But… she must have her reasons for not telling him. She was definitely hiding something from him. But he decided to trust her to tell him when she thought the time was best. He damned himself for becoming soft. He looked back up to see her kiss his ancestors cheek.

"I have to go but I will be back. You may not be able to hear me but at least I can still talk to you. You should see your descendant. He's just like you. Just as overprotective of me as you were."

She stood up and headed out the doors. Megatron had the chance to destroy everything in there that needed to be destroyed but knew that he'd only do that as a last resort. If he did that, there was a chance that he wouldn't exist in the future. He followed her outside. She climbed up the wall and headed back for the base. Once she was out of sight, he flew back trying to beat her home. Things were about to get even more complex.