As Sinbad watched Baileywick's body ignite in flames, he turned away in thought. It was done, it was finally done. Justice had been served.

Everyone watched in silence as the flames grew stronger, and an awful stench floated into the air. Samantha and Genevieve stood off to the side, pretending to weep.

"I-I'm so sorry… Tribe Leader Baileywickwork…" Genevieve tried to look sad and turned away to put the fake tear eyedrops in her eyes again. In her mind, she thought, 'This is the best day ever. We met Baileywick then set him on fire. Beautiful.'

"What….what is happening?" Alihubbabubba asked as the three actual main characters appeared from nowhere.

"Is….is that another body burning in flames with Dunya?" Aladdin asked in concern.

"Oh that's just some guy who tried to molest King Sinbad," Yamraiha murmured.

"It's also Samantha and Genevieve's tribe leader," Ja'far added nonchalantly.

Genevieve and Samantha nodded in agreement from the corner, rejoicing weeping for their fake hjhihj

"I… I'm so sorry," Alibaby said, looking at the two.

"It's ok… we'll just never see our beloved Baileywick again," Genevieve sighed and looked into the sunset.

"Genevieve what are you doing…it's morning," Samantha murmured seeing the reflection of a sunset in Genevieve's eyes. As everyone slowly began to depart, Samantha and Genevieve realized that they were in the point of the anime where Aladdin, Aliblubber, Morgiana, Hakuryuu go on another fucking adventure away from their beloved Ja'far and Kouha.

"So… what do we do now…" Genevieve watched as the main protagonists went off in their own directions.

Suddenly Michael Jackson moonwalked onto the scene, singing 'Billie Jean is not my lover ah ah ah'.

"Ok are you serious right now; is there like a fucking portal to our world around here? ?" Samantha asked looking around in disbelief.

"I love that video game!" Sinbad exclaimed, joining Michael Jackson in his moonwalk.

"…How do you know about that?" Genevieve asked.

"….."

"What the fuck Sinbad have you actually been to our world or something…"

Even more silence followed.

"Youth headware," he whispered, moonwalking into the fog.

Samantha and Genevieve decided to forget that ever happened and returned to their room.

"I miss Cool Whip," Genevieve sighed, imprinting the soft caress of the whipped cream in her memory.

"And I miss when this story was actually fucking normal," Samantha sighed in sadness.

"Was it ever?"

"…..Good point," Samantha decided.

Suddenly there was a knock at their door. Secretly, Samantha wished for Ja'far as Genevieve wished for Kouha, but instead, a certain someone had followed them.

Michael Jackson moonwalked into the room, now performing pelvic thrusts.

"We gotta get outta here!" Samantha and Genevieve escaped, deciding to hide in some random ship.

"Okay, I think we lost him," Genevieve said, struggling for air after running at top speed.

"Wait… where are we…?"

The two looked at their surroundings. It was a ship. A freaking ship thAT WAS MOVING FROM SINDRIA ALREADY.

"NOOOOO! I NEED TO SAY GOODBYE TO JA'FAR!" Samantha screamed as the ship continued on to wherever the hell it was going.

Suddenly, Morgiana, Hakuryuu, and Aladdin entered the room and stood in surprise to see the two girls.

"Oh are you joining us?" Aladdin asked cheerfully.

"NO," Samantha screamed, attempting to run outside and jump overboard to swim back to Sindria.

"She means I want tacos," Genevieve explained, hoping that would clear up some questions.

"….Well anyways do you want to pretend to make fun of Alibaba?" Aladdin asked as the others nodded in agreement.

"HECK yes we will make fun of Alifatass," Samantha replied in joy.

"So, where are we gonna go to make fun of Alikaka," Genevieve also looked extremely happy.

"Well, he took the room next to ours, thinking that we're going to be in there. But, he was wrong, as always, so we'll be in our room, loud enough for him to hear," Hakuryuu told them.

They then heard a random knock/bump from the other room next door. Alibippityboppityboo had entered.

"Alright, let's start," Aladdin said quietly.

"But, don't you get the feeling something's been missing?" Aladdin tried saying loud enough for Alibooba to hear.

"Yes actually, I've had that feeling myself," Morgiana said, playing along.

"Ah – breakfast! You see, I've prepared some for us," Hakuryuu said, taking out some food from his ass.

"Oh, but to be honest, what do you all think about that person?" Hakuryuu asked again with a mouthful.

"That person? Who do you mean?" Aladdin asked innocently.

"Well who else could I mean? I'm talking about Alibaba," Hakuryuu murmured. Samantha and Genevieve watched them act out the scene quite well.

"Alibaba-kun….right," Aladdin murmured quietly as he ate.

"Aladdin, you're quite the Alibaba advocate, aren't you?" Hakuryuu stated.

Wow, they're really going hard on this guy, Samantha thought, sending a telepathic message to Genevieve's mind.

Yeeee son, Genevieve answered. Samantha decided to not reply to that.

"Well, he was practically the first person I ever met when I arrived aboveground, so in a way….yeah. But now that I've known him for a long time, there are certain things that I've noticed about him."

"Like what?" Hakuryuu asked.

"Right. You see Alibaba….."

"Is a crybaby?" Samantha asked, suggestively.

"Is annoying?" Genevieve added.

Hakuryuu stifled a laugh and Aladdin gave them the thumbs up.

"Yes, he's not popular. Whenever I'm getting chummy with a beautiful woman, he's always staring at us with these hungry eyes, sucking on his finger with a vengeful look on his face," Aladdin replied.

"Well if that's the case, no wonder he's not popular!" Hakuryuu exclaimed.

"Come to think of it, I, too…." Morgiana began her story. "Some time ago, I saw Aladibaba acting in a curious manner. He had exposed his entire lower body in his room, and was lying in wait for me."

"What the fuck," Samantha said much to their surprise.

"I actually believe this," Genevieve said, not at all sarcastically.

"That's awful!" Aladdin added in horror.

"That's unforgivable!" Hakuryuu exclaimed. "Doing such a thing to Miss orgiana…he is the most vile of scoundrels!"

"You mean, Alibaba was into that kind of thing? No wonder he's not popular!"

What? What the fuck Aladdin? "Excuse me Aladdin but did you say 'no wonder he's not popular from that kind of thing? Can I just remind you that you have been to a prostitute's place and done the same things with those women?"

"FEMINISM ACTIVATED!" Genevieve screamed.

"…..What."

They could hear Alibuttba's screams of terror from the next room and decided to go see their masterpiece. They opened the door to see him on the floor, crying (well, when isn't he crying), and extremely depressed.

"Yeeee son we got you gooooood," Samantha whispered, as Alibaba stared at them expressionless.

A faint Michael Jackson song played in the distance, adding an even better effect to this beautiful scene.