Bon, voila chapter 2, which I have been working on instead of being social. A certain dark entity is introduced in here; let me know what you think of his character.

Chapter rated T for mild language, also shameless flirting.

Chapter 2:
Can't Hold Their Drink

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Link awoke the following morning to a pair of big brown eyes and a hand running along his jaw.

"Malon! What are you doing!?"

She removed her hand at the sound of his voice.

"Sorry, I've just never seen a guy with stubble before."

Link grunted as he sat up. "Well, I haven't shaven in a few days. What do you expect?"

Malon shrugged. "Whatever. Zelda's waiting for you in the kitchen. Get dressed and go see her."

Link hopped out of bed, and went to the kitchen, still clad in only his boxers and his vest.

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Zelda swallowed another mouthful of Zora-O's. The cereal wasn't healthy, but what did she care.
Malon and Romani had arrived at around 9 that morning. At 10, Malon had gotten tired of waiting for Link to haul his ass out of the scratcher so he could take his ladies out for the day.

Zelda smiled. "His ladies" was what Link called Malon, Romani, and her. He had started calling them that when he was 12, since they were the only girls he knew.

Just then, he walked in, looking thoroughly disheveled. What had Malon done to wake him up?

He walked over to her and took a sip of her coffee.

"Get your own."

He stuck his tongue out. "Bite me princess."

Zelda raised an eyebrow, and Romani coughed.

"As romantic as it is seeing you two in the throes of young love, need I remind you that we are in great Bay? Hence, lots of stores. Hence, lots of opportunities to drag Link around the underwear department and ask if it's our color."

Link choked on his coffee.

"Exc*cough*use me…I *cough* think my lungs have*cough* coffee…"

And he ran to the bathroom.

Romani slapped Zelda playfully on the arm. "When were you going to tell us you two had done it?"

Zelda sighed. "But we haven't, Ro."

Romani giggled. "Sure. That's why you gave him a look when he told you to bite him."

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Link returned a few minutes later, clean shaven and wearing a fresh pair of jeans and a t-shirt.

"Where to first?" he asked, hesitantly.

Zelda pulled out a tourist's map of the city.

"There's a club on Deku Street, a mall on Freemont Avenue, a restaurant also on Deku St. and all the casinos are on Hylia Boulevard."

Link whistled. "And all of them are within walking distance?"

Zelda nodded.

Link chuckled. "I vote the club."

"I vote mall" chirped Romani.

Malon groaned. "I want to go somewhere and meet a boy."

Zelda pulled out a notepad. "Okay, that's two for the club, one for shopping, and one for a casino. Howzabout we do the club for a few hours, then we'll shop, and then we'll go gamble tonight?"

Every murmured their agreement, and left to get changed.

Link was the first one out, sporting a "SCRUBS!!"T-shirt.

When Zelda finally emerged from her room after changing her outfit many times, Link locked her door and put the key in his back pocket.

"There. Now you can't change your outfit until we get back."

The four friends took the elevator down to the lobby, where Link left his briefcase of rupees with the receptionist.

They emerged into the bright sunlight, and walked down the street towards the club. They passed by numerous TV studios, peering inside at each one. They saw the sets of Goron'd, Zora Tonight, and Hyrule's Next Top Model.

When they arrived outside TerminaSound, Link turned to his friends.
"Alright, now if they ask us for I.D., just flash your Royal Visitor passes."

Zelda looked at him as if to say "That's my line."

The four friends went inside the dark building, and instantly their heads pounded with the heavy beat of the music.

Link nudged Zelda and pointed at the bar. He smiled when he saw her reaction. Her eyes lit up at the prospect of being able to drink large amounts of alcohol without her father present.

She pulled him up to the bar and ordered herself a drink.

"You want one Link?"

Link shook his head and went off to find Malon and Romani.

The bartender, a young man, barely out of his twenties, tapped her on the shoulder.

"Your drink."

"Thanks…er," she squinted at his nametag, "Dark."

There was something weird about that Dark guy. He carried himself differently than any other guy in the building, and there was a funny undertone to his voice.

She found Link sitting on a leather sofa at the far end of the club. Romani was with him, but Malon was nowhere to be found.

"Where'd Malon go?"

Link pointed into the crowd. Malon was just visible, bumping and grinding with some guy.

"Hey look! Malon's getting some! Good on her."

Zelda plopped down beside Link with a smile on her face. He leaned over and kissed her cheek.

"What was that for?"

Link shrugged. "Because I love you."

Zelda smiled again. He always told her that, even if she already knew he did.

Romani pouted. "What about me? Don't you love me?"

Link sighed. "Yes Ro, I love you too." And he kissed her forehead.

Romani smiled and went off to find a partner to dance with.

Zelda scooted closer to Link.

"Having fun?"

She shrugged and took a sip of her drink, which she had forgotten about up till now.

She gagged as it burned down her throat. Yet, when the burn stopped, she felt light and bubbly.

Link watched his girlfriend with a hint of amusement on his face. The poor girl couldn't hold her alcohol after a sip of it.

His thoughts were confirmed when her head plopped down in his lap.

Malon came over to him to see if Zelda was alright.

"Y'know Mal, on any other day I would be turned on by her head in my lap, but given the circumstances…"

Malon giggled.

"I met the most amazing guy while I was dancing—"

"You were dancing? It looked more like fully clothed sex…"

"Yeah, it was dancing. Anyway, his name is Mido. He's from Kokiri Province but he lives in Clock Town, about a half hour's drive on the highway."

Link raised an eyebrow.

"Ugh, Link! You're doing it again!"

"What?"

"That thing where you just know there's more and then you make the person say it."

"Did it work?"

"He asked me out to dinner tonight."

Link pulled out his travel brochure and began leafing through the pages.

"What are you doing Link?"

"Looking for places where I can buy a HawkEye. I'll sit across the roof and watch you two."

She hit him with all her force. He grunted and grasped his shoulder.

"Damn…with a punch like that you could beat people up as a sport."

She smirked and took a sip of Zelda's drink. She got the same light-headed look that Zelda got before she too collapsed in his arms.

Link sighed. This would be a long day.

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Link marched into the hotel room and set Zelda's limp body down on the couch. Romani stalked through the door a moment later, muttering dark things under her breath that sounded vaguely like: "Stupid Zelda…can't hold her liquor…need new clothes…stupid Zelda…stupid Link…"

Link tried his best to restrain laughter when she brushed past him and he heard this.

Malon staggered in the door after Romani, her eyes glazed and her hair ruffled.

"Wow…that was…wow…"

Link rolled his eyes. He wasn't sure how much alcohol Malon had consumed, but he was fairly sure it wasn't limited to that one sip of Zelda's drink, whatever that was.

Link was fairly sure that if Zelda didn't come to soon, he would be in a 6'5 high pot of hot water.

Voila! Chapter 2! Woo-Hoo! Teens free in a Vegas-esque world! Innit great!?
I put Link in a 6'5 pot since I figure he's probably around 6 foot tall, thus giving him 5 inches to drown in.
Question:
Has anyone else just had that urge to take out your GameCube and start playing all those awesome games you used to love?

Edit: Changed the name and hometown of the guy Malon met. He's now Mido, because I have a kick-ass joke loaded up for him.