Orphans Beloved: "Clones' Night at Bobbies…"

Summary: Like my Immortal Beloved and Sheldon Swifties bits in my Buffyverse and Sheldonverse, these are fragments and short bits, some longer…Just to fiddle with ideas, possibly forming longer tales later.

Disclaimer: No copy write infringement intended…

About one hour later…

"Da…Hill's alive…Wid' da sounda Musick!" Rachel, standing on chair, bellowing into microphone…

"C'mon Vic, singit wid'me!" she urged a forlorn Victor standing by her.

"Cosima…" Cal shook his head at her beside him now in the booth, Delphine frowning from across... "You shouldn't have come back, you should be in bed."

"I wasn't gonna miss this." Cos, beaming as she watched Rachel… "Kira's asleep and Mrs. S is there…"

"And?" Delphine, grimly.

"And I promised to stay no more than thirty minutes." Cosima nodded solemnly.

"So hi' ona Hill, you ca' somethin', somethin'… Everabudy!"

"Jesus…" Sarah, on Cal's other side, shook her head, watching.

"You is so lik' Beth…" Angie, standing a bit wobbly, noted eagerly to Alison, seated with Donnie across, back in their booth.

"Not really, Officer." Ally, grimly. "We're all very different people."

"Angela?" Helena to the rescue… "Arthur wants to talk with you, if you would come? Is about seeing how we can get me into police academy. He's needing your expertise, partner."

Thank…You…Ally, Donnie eyeing Helena.

"Art? Sur'…" Angie nodded fervently. "Say…Hel…If you wuz a brunette…You'd be so lik'…" as she was led away...

Art nodding...Nicely done, partner...To Helena's pleased beam.

"Dough's what I wus in this for! Ray, Dyad's ass go' kicked…!" Rachel had moved on in the repertoire… "C'amon, Vic! Let 'em hear ya at Topsi'…Da basta's! Me, who go' no dad..dy…Now…" Weeping as she stumbled back down, Vic helping her sit.

Uh-boy…Sarah eyed Cal.

"Whatever Ally gave her, I'd like to try." Cosima grinned.

"Not till your course of treatment is done." Delphine, sternly.

"Amen." Sarah nodded.

"Hey, Art!" Angie had stumbled into the booth he'd moved to with Helena to let Cos and Delphy sit with the others. "She's so lik' Bethy, isn't she? Our lil' Ukranyan ser'al killa…"

"They're both very determined." Art grinned at Helena who made a face.

"Hey." Angie's face darkening as she looked over. "Who's that with Victa?" she rose.

"Hey! Hey!" she was up and moving before even a startled Helena could stop her.

"Whada doin' with ma Victa, you…Odda Beth!...?"

"I'd better go and get Vic out of there." Sarah noted to Cal. "The poor guy's had his share…" She unable to repress the clear eagerness as she slipped out the other side, hurriedly.

Cal, blinking after her. Cosima eyeing Delphine who winced.

"She still likes him, doesn't she?" he sighed.

"Who, Vic? No…Not at all." Cos, firm shake of head, slight, desperately repressed cough.

"That's it, we are going." Delphine insisted.

"Del, please…" Cosima pleaded.

"Angela…Please no scene…" Helena urged, taking the furious Angie…No freakin' freak of a Dionne knockoff takes my…. "Sestra Rachel is just sloshed. She does not love Victor."

"You's such a nice guy, Victa…" Rachel was looking up from her weeping now as he patted her head. "Ya know, I'm kinda lik' Sara' and I luvs ya. And I's still pretty rich, ya know? Good catch?"

"Hey, you freakin' freak!" Angie hollered. "Beth! Tha's ma guy! You got Art already!"

Helena blinking now…Turning to eye a hapless Fee…

Brother-sestra…You were sure Officer Angie was…

Fee, shrugging…Bi, maybe…Sometimes my radar's a bit off.

Like with my sisters…Oh, God…He put hand to head.

Maybe it's just latent biness in them, expressed only in Antoinette. Yeah. Nothing to worry about.

Oh, God...

"Bobbie." he turned to the bartender who was frowning at the lack of crowd for her "celebrity" night.

Definitely minor celebrities...

"Felix."

"Something guaranteed to kill those pesky brain cells, at once."

"Angela, this is not..." Victor began.

"I'lls show ya the Way...Out thru da door, ya princess bitch Beth!" Angie fumed, grabbing for Rachel.

"Daddy! Mummy! Unka Aldous! Help! They've cum fer me!" Rachel cried, stumbling back behind a sighing Vic.

Such is my...OW! Jesus!...As Angie accidently grabbed his injured hand...Fate. "Hey! Watch the hand, Officer!"

"Hey!" Sarah, grabbing at Angie. "Stop that!"

"Sara'? You luv me?" Rachel blearily staring up as Sarah came "to her rescue". "Victa, ma skanky twin luvs me, too!" happily. "Hey, don't hurt ma new boyfrien'..." she glared at Angie, rising up.

"What do I do?" Cal eyed Cosima who seemed rather concerned about Vic herself, staring over... "That poor guy", shaking head.

"Huh? Oh...Don't worry about it. Sarah loves you." she absently patted him.

"Hey!" Delphine, glaring, angry glance Vicward.

Now who the hell is this one?

"I think he is like, sad little puppy man..." Helena noted to Art as they watched, she having decided to leave it to Sarah. "We cannot help being sorry for when he is not being complete dick, yes?"

"Sorry..." Ally whispered to Donnie. "It's not quite the event evening I'd hoped for..."

"Heck, I'm having a ball..." he grinned.

"I really don't love that one. Or the others." she noted, anxiously.

"Eh...If you weren't a little attracted to that one, there'd've been no hope for me." Donnie smiled.

"Oh, you..." Ally beamed, kissing his hand.

"And of course..." arch look.

"Yeah...You're loving that, I know." she mock-frowned. "Well, I trust my sisters, exceptin' Rachel but I think we'll do our best to avoid tempting Fate in the future, eh, Hendrix?"

"Right, Hendrix." he raised glass to hers. Clinking.

"Les, kil'er, Sara'..." Rachel urged as Sarah restrained Angie a bit, with Vic's help. "Bonda sisterhood lik' you and Hely...Oh..." she caught Victor's look. "Tha'd be wrong...Daddy wouldn't lik' it. Nefer mind."

"Wha' I gotta los' you now to these freaks? Freaks!" Angie sadly, angrily eyed Vic.

"Tha's ri'...He's mine!" Rachel noted proudly. "Les go, Victa...We can go do weird stuff at ma nice place. But I won' hur' ya, cause ma daddy and mum and sistas wouldn't lik' it."

Sarah a bit peeved even as she held Angie...

Yours? Vic? Glance Vicward...

"Oh...Ri' I can't go home, I'd be kills. Les go to Felix's place...It's kinky..." Rachel urged.