Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown, it belongs to Christie Hui and Warner Bros. I also kinda stole this idea from Jillybean.

Meanwhile, at his house, Jack Spicer was planning his schemes for evil conquest. Suddenly, one of Jack-Bots zoomed up to him and declared, "Master, you have e-mail."

"E-Mail? From who?" He quickly read the e-mail. "Hey! You don't bring the pain on me! I'm always triumphant! Okay! Why not?

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My parent's awesome mansion with all of my totally awesome Jack-Bots.

2. WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING NOW?: The Totally Evil Guide to Being Evil!

3. WERE YOU A THUMB SUCKER?: ME?!!? JACK SPICER? SUCK HIS THUMB?? NO, NEVER!! I NEVER, EVER, EVER SUCK MY THUMB EVER!!!

4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE/ NEWSPAPER?: Evil Geniuses Weekley.

5. FAVORITE SCENT: The nice smell of new robots. Gotta love that new robot semll.

6. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL: The smell of my burning Jack-Bots, in response to Kimiko.

7. WHAT'S YOUR PET HATE?: C-c-clo-w-ns.

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: When I'm all alone and all my friends are gone and I can't find my mommy and I have nobody to play with and-MOMMY SAVE MEEEE!!!!

9. THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: Plan out how to take over the world.

10. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A BILLION DOLLARS?: I'd buy an endless supply of even MORE Jack-Bots!! HOW'S THAT FOR EVIL? MWAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?: Oh, I dunno. Maybe Lil' Jack.

12. WHAT SONG DID YOU LAST DOWNLOAD?:
I don't remember, BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY EVIL!!!.

13. DO YOU BRING THE PAIN OR HEAL THE PAIN?: ME? JACK SPICER?!? I BRING ALL KINDS OF PAIN!! I'M THE MOST PAIN BRINGINGEST GUY AROUND!!!

14. DO YOU DRIVE FAST? Yeah, I drive fast.

15. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? N-no, what gave you t-that idea?

16. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?:
St-storms a-a-re sc-sc-sc-scary!!

17. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: My Molar 2000, I built it myself.

18. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No, I don't think so.

19. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Well, there's the Xiaolin losers, the Shen Gong Wu, Wuya, Chase Young

20. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Heck no, I'd never eat broccoli stems.

21. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT COLOR?
I'd die it an EVIL black and green, like Chase!!

22. GLASS - HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Half full.

23. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Um, I get confused if I don't so, yeah.

24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?: Anything EVIL!! OOH!! OOH!!! How about and EVIL……PARROT!!!!

25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? I like watching basketball.

26. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: I guess Kimiko's kinda cool, for a Xiaolin loser.

27. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?:
W-ww-why? W-what are you implying? Are there monsters?? MOMMY HEEEEEELP!!!!

28. WHAT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?: Tools to aid my robots.

29. TOILET PAPER/PAPER TOWELS - OVER OR UNDER: Over. Under is too hard to pull.

29. OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAILED THIS TO, WHO'S THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?:
I dunno, maybe Wuya?

31. BELIEVE IN GOD?
I believe there's something out there.

32. 2%, 1%, WHOLE, NONFAT/SKIM MILK?: EVIL MILK!!!

33. RED OR WHITE SAUCE ON PASTA? White.

34. COKE OR PEPSI? Pepsi.

35. DO YOU WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT EVERY TIME YOU ARE IN THE CAR? It keeps me safe.

36. ARE YOU A PILLAR OF COMMUNICATION? Yeah, I got all kinds of connections.

37. WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Trash the losers, raid their temple, modify my Jack-Bots.

38. LAST CONCERT YOU WENT TO?
I think it was a Panic! At The Disco concert.

39. HOW MUCH JEWELRY DO YOU WEAR? None!! I'm too manly for any jewelry!

40. DID YOU ENJOY DOING THIS?
: Yeah, it was okay.

"I wonder what the loser are gonna say?"