A/N: You know, I think I have writer's block for just writing and author's note. I don't have much to say except for thanks to all my readers out there and please review.

So… let the reading begin!

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"Bella, Love?" A sweet velvety voice said faintly.

"Mmm?" I said.

"It's time to get up."

"No it's not." I said, putting the covers back on me.

"You get to start the list today." He said, clearly trying to lure me out of bed.

"Fine. You win." I said. There was no way I was denying an opportunity to do bad without getting caught.

He smiled. "I always do."

"Do not!"

"Do too."

"Do not!"

"DO TOO!" I screamed.

He sighed. "Fine, love. You win."

"Ha. I win! I'm awesome and I know it." I exclaimed.

"You are, love. You'll always be the most awesome person in my book." Edward said.

"So you're writing a book now?" I said playfully.

"No, love. You didn't take that seriously did you?" He said.

I sighed. Will he ever learn sarcasm? "Edward." I breathed. "You need to learn how to use sarcasm."

"Bella, love, I'm over a century year old. They didn't use sarcasm back then."

"Edward, you are over a century old and you should know about sarcasm because I bet in a hundred years it will be worse. I don't want you to be the school weirdo that doesn't know how to use sarcasm."

"Fine then, it's a bet." He said, putting his hand out to shake mine.

"So basically," I said. "You're agreeing to me becoming a vampire?"

If it was possible, I thought I saw his face become even whiter. "Let's just not talk about this now." He said.

I didn't question him after that.

So, I got dressed and quickly ate my breakfast then we got into my old beat-up truck - which I absolutely loved - and we made our way back to the Cullen's house.

"Bella!" Alice screamed as I got out of my car. "I have everything ready. Today, we are going to do prank calls! It will be so much fun. I don't know who we should call but I think Jessica or Mike would do. Maybe even McDonald's…The boys will be out of the house so that's good. They won't hear what we're up to."

Today, I was actually glad that Alice was in a good mood. If Jasper or Rosalie ruined her mood, I would be atrocious. I was looking forward to this. Alice never came up with good ideas until now.

"Bella, love, I'm going hunting with Emmett and Jasper now. Bye. I love you." He said, then kissed me softly on the lips.

"I love you too." I said, still in a daze.

"Bella, Bella, Bella," Alice sighed. "You two lovebirds look so gooey. Sometimes I think I might puke. But I can't. But I would if I could."

Rose walked in then. "I think we have some prank calls to make, ladies." She said, waving a shiny silver flip-phone in her hand.

"Oh yeah!" Alice exclaimed.

"Watch me, Bella. Then you can try." Alice said. She took the phone out of Rose's hand then dialed some number.

It rang for a few seconds then someone picked up. "Hello? This is LandsEnd. Kerry speaking! How may I help you? " The person said.

Alice disguised her voice very well. Instead of sounding soprano, she made it sound low and also added a very complicated accent to it. "I am looking for some sparkly jeans." She said.

"Ma'am, I'm not sure if we have sparkly jeans here. Is there anything else I can get you?" Kerry, the LandsEnd attendant said.

"Yes," Said Alice. "I am looking for a skull bikini, a pair of daisy dukes, and a plaid crop top."

"Ma'am. Those are not in the catalogue. Why don't you try our website?" Kerry said.

"I have the catalogue in my hand and it has a picture of it right in between page 40 and 41." Alice said.

I was surprised at how well she kept her voice. It never wavered, never showing a sign of bursting with laughter.

"Ma'am," Kerry said. "That's a Hooter's advertisement."

Alice flipped the phone in a second then burst of laughing. I burst out laughing too and so did Rose.

"That was so funny!" I choked, my words not recognizable from my laughter.

"I know!" Alice said, trying to calm herself down. "Hooters!" Then she burst out laughing again. "You try."

"Okay." I said, then she handed me the phone. "Who should I call?"

"Best Buy." She said.

"Okay." I dialed the number quickly then listened.

It said some random things in English and Spanish and then I waited for an attendant to come on the line.

After a minute or two a person answered. "Hello, you are talking to Ron from Best Buy. How may I help you?"

"Hello." I said in my most serious voice. "I am looking for some florescent pink air conditioners."

"Pink air conditioners?" said Ron.

"No. FLORESCENT pink air conditioners." I said. It's seriously so hard not to laugh.

"Oh, um… We don't have any florescent pink air conditioners, but we do have some that light up." he said.

"You know what," I said, trying to sound annoyed. "Your not any help to me. I am leaving. Good day." Then I slammed the phone shut.

I burst out laughing. It's really, really, hard to try to sound serious while your asking for something completely random. Alice and Rosalie were laughing too.

"That was so funny!" Rose choked out.

"I know!" Alice agreed. We were still giggling for almost an hour after that.

Just then, my stomach growled.

"Food time for the human!" Alice called out. She was back two minutes later with a turkey sandwich.

I took a bite of it. "Alice this is really good." I said. "Thank you."

"Your welcome. Esme made it."

I finished chewing then laughed. "Thank you, Esme!" I said.

I heard a faint, "Your welcome!" in the background.

Alice crossed out prank calling on the list. "Well," she said. "That was fun."