Author Ramblings: Nothing to say!

Disclaimer: It inhaled too much helium and sounds like a chipmunk. It went to the doctor to get fixed and should be back soon.

It was a nice, bright, sunny, quiet day at Xavier's. The birds and bugs were out and about. The mutants that resided there were out frolicking on the lawn. Except some notable ones that play a big part in our story.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" A scream echoed. By the house Scott's car was waiting. Scott, Jean, Beast, Storm, and the Professor were milling around it. "PUT ME DOWN! I WON'T DO IT AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" Another scream was unleashed.

Suddenly the front doors of the mansion burst open. Logan came through them carrying a screeching Rogue over his shoulder. She clung to the doorframe like it was her lifeline. Scott had to come over to get her off. Eventually they got her in the car. They strapped her in as she was protesting to loudly and trying to claw her way out of the convertible.

Kitty phased up from the ground. "Like are we ready?"

"Yeah, we're ready Half-pint." Logan said as he was holding Rogue down. Kitty got in the driver's seat of the car and put on a seatbelt. Kitty turned the car on and Rogue gave one final scream before Kitty burned rubber.

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A few hours later:

The drivers were still nervous about Kitty driving so although they pretended to go about their business their thoughts were with that red sports car. Finally the call sounded, "They're back!"

The adults all ran, or wheeled as the case may be, outside. The car phased through the gates. And approached at a high speed that would make racecar drivers yell for their mommies. The car screeched to a stop before the adults and all took a second to marvel. The car was trashed. There were traffic lights, street signs, and even parts of other vehicles in the car.

Everyone took another look. The passenger side was empty. "Half-pint, where's Rogue?" Logan was suddenly very scared.

A gasp startled them all. Rogue popped up from her bent in half position. If the car looked bad she looked worse. There was dirt, rocks, what looked like condiments, and fur all over her. Plus it looked like her shirt was moving. A cat came out from the bottom of her shirt and dog followed it. A bird flew out of her hair. All adults were thinking the same thing: 'Oh, * beep *.'

The door slowly opened and a small lake flooded out. Rogue shakily stood up. She had a glazed look in her eye combined with a spark of crazy. She lurched her way over to the Professor. The striped-hair mutant picked up her teacher and benefactor but the front of his shirt. The Professor was pulled so far up he was not in his wheelchair anymore.

Rogue brought him to her eyelevel and said in a hollow, raspy, monotone, hinted with crazy, "Never again." She dropped him back in his chair and promptly fainted on the spot.

Author Ramblings continued: I have had this rattling around in my head forever. Review!