Breaking Bad Sly Cooper: Walt and Jesse Teams Up with the Cooper Gang chapter 2

"Bently"

a/n: fuck infamooooos so fuckin rad SHIT. only thing that woulda made it better is some COD stiyle multiplayers

Sly, bently, and murry were sitting on the couch playing infamous: second son. murry sucked at it so they let sly play.

"sly we have to turn on the news im checking google inbetween jackin it to porn not gay porn you dicks but like whoa something is going down" bently said.

sly flipped him off but bently had a reblote that changed the channel so sly died in the game.

"FUCK"

the news came on. there was a video of a portal.

"shit this looks like a big fuckin deal." muggshot who was the news dude for some raising/

"oh fuck sly they opened a portal. we better go investigate." bently said.

"why" sly said. he really wanted to get dat trophy

"there might be cool stuff to steal." bently said.

"ok" sly said.

"ill stay here" murry said.

"fuck off mury you can't play my ps4." sly said, and kicked murrys nutsack and testicules.

they left as murry cried in pain and followed after them because they needed him to drive while they kept gaming in the backsteat. they played titanefall now and it was pretty fuckin rad. if they like combined titanfall and infanous thatd be cool.

then they got to the portal. flakes were falling out.

"sly dont eat those!" bently screeped sticking his neck out long as sly stuck his tung out.

"why hte FUCK not."

"i think they are remnant of a forgotten place that will kill youuuuu." bently said. "oooo."

"Fuck." sly said.

"you ate one didn't you." bently said.

"maybe" sly said.

"well did you or didn't you"

"I said maybe is that not enough"

"no"

"why"

"Fuck Bently, perhaps I may not fucking remember"

"but sly"

"nnnbut snnnly" sly said funny making fun of bentlys geekie voice.

"you just did it."

"alright fuck I ate one okay shit."

"youre gonna dy sly unless you get the cure."

"actually your not." a mean voice said behind them.

it was a wholf and a cat that showed up. but like you know like people too like the way sly is.

"who are you." Sly cooper said.

"I am walter white." walter white said. "but you can call me hysenberg."

"ok"

"sly doesnt have a nickname" murry said. "Hes not cool like you."

"Mr uhh white BITCH what do we do now?" jesse pinkman said.

"we need to explain to these "bitches" jesse that the flakeys from the sky are harmless."

"ok" jesse said. "now what"

"well...now what?" walt said to the gang.

they stared at each other for longtime. something wass gonna go down.

"let's fucking get high as shit." walter white said, throwing a bag of weed in front of sly. sly sniffed it with his good nose and he was suprised how good it wuz.

"shit this is good. let's go."

they went back to the hideout and were frends now.

"so you guys are uhh fuckin thieves bitch? that's pretty fuckin cool." jesse said.

"yeah. and you guyz make drugs?"

"we do a lot of stuff." walt said. "maybe we should partner up."

"okay." bently said. "you and me can work on science and you can help sly with everything else."

"yeah bitch! fuckin sweet!" jesse said.

"On one condition." walt said, putting his hisenburg hat on. "the hippo goes or we dont work with you. he looks like a fat gay faggot retard and i don't want him to roo-in my hizenberg swag."

"well then sorry guys i guess the deals off" murry said.

"fuck you murry get the fuck out of here." sly said.

"yeah!" bently said. "Fuck you and your stupid mother"

murry cried and ran away his heart was broken. walt jesse sly and bently blazed it up and played titanfall and infamous all night

-elsewhere-

hank schrader woke up in an office. he looked in a mirror and was really scared because he was not human anymore and shit. he was like a rabbit

"hello. you might have some questions. but before that I need your help." someone said in the darkness.

"help with what. what hte hell am i" hank schaper said.

"you are part of the animal kingdom now. but thats not important."

a lady hand slammed on the desk.

"two of your worlds biggest criminals broke in and are now working with my worlds biggest criminals. we are going to fucking rip out their organs and display them on the town square so no one can ever fucking do crime again or they'll be fucking with our shit. my name is carmelita fox, and I will fucking murder anyone who breaks the law. no mercy. no scope. one bullet."

hank looked at carmelita. she was really hot. he wondered if he could have a wife and a girlfriend.

"so what do you say...partners?' carmelita said.

all he wanted to do was find walter white, his brother in law. if he could catch big criminals it would be cool too.

"okay" hank said.