Sakura was in HEAVEN. For the love of her life to reciprocate her feelings (let alone kiss her) was a dream come true for her. She stayed joined at the lip with Sasuke for at least an entire minute before she felt him twitch violently, breaking the kiss. As she opened her eyes, she got a firm punch to the gut from Sasuke, bringing her down to her knees, clutching her stomach in pain.
A slap to the face laid her flat on her back. Drawing a kunai, Sasuke stepped on her neck and stared at her, watching the tears flow down her face.
"What, you actually thought I was serious?!" He yelled angrily. "Who could possibly love a loser like you?! In fact, I'm surprised your parents didn't just end your pitiful life while you were still young." He got down on one knee, bringing the knife closer to her neck. "Allow me to put you out of your misery...Billboard Brow!"
As Sasuke raised the kunai in preparation to kill her, Sakura noticed that his pupils had dilated noticeably. She had an epiphany.
"Wait...Ino?"
"You finally figured it out, huh?" Sasuke responded with a sadistic glare. "There's no way I'd let you have Sasuke all to yourself, so I figured I'd just get rid of you."
Sakura began to realize that unless she wanted to die then and there, she would have to fight back. She drew a kunai of her own and plunged it into Sasuke's foot. As he reeled backwards in agony, she quickly knocked him to the ground with a sweep. Thinking quickly, she jumped on top of him, taking the kunai out of his foot as she did so.
"Listen Ino," she said, "If you don't get out of Sasuke-kun's body RIGHT NOW, you'll be sorry!"
"If you insist," Sasuke said with a sneer. "RELEASE!!"
