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The overcast was starting to show some sun. just after the battle in which the remains of the original Team 7 was obliterated. Kakashi spoke for the first time for 5 minutes after he killed Sasuke.
"Yamato-san… Please go to Konoha-gakure speak with the Gondaime. Tell her…"He took a short beat to take a breath, Yamato for the first time when working with Kakashi have see him crying"
"Teel her to prepare 3 beds and rooms for DNA and body examination to gain valuable intell. And Prepare an ANBU Squad to chase after the Delta Target. For the last… Tell her to prepare a funeral for two Konoha heroes that died in a battlefield that's all…Move out!" Yamato immediately disappeared and ran as fast as he could to Konoha-gakure. Then Kakashi fell on his knees and thought
'Obit…Sensei… I Failed you… I have failed my comrades…'
1900 hours (+-0000 GMT) Zulu/Juliet Time Year 19XX ADGreat Britain Somewhere in the mountains of Scotland…
It was pretty dark, black clouds gathered over Hogwarts School of Wizardry. It was weird since the students arrived the weather changed dramatically from bright, warm sunny weather to this…
Harry felt something was funny, it wasn't his scar thought… it was a warm fuzzy felling in his tummy
"Hey Hermione! I have a weird felling and it isn't the scar…It is my tummy"Harry whispered to Hermione
" So what I'm going to be worried just because you have a warm fuzzy felling in your tummy?"She answered him
'Really boys these day, they need to know that a woman like me need some other kindsof adventures not just fighting off even perverted dark lords' She thought… somewhere Voldemort sneezed…
"Now my students since we've done all of our announcements time to…" The headmaster never had the chance to end his sentence…
Never had a chance to end his sentence… Suddenly from the wall behind him from a rift one person…no two persons flew out with a great momentum they have hit the Gryffindor Table.
"We're under attack!!!" One of the few first years students shouted from the Hufflepuff table. Harry as one of few took out their wands and pointed at the two figures that after bouncing twice on Gryffindor table had stopped in front of Hermione, Harry and on the other side of the table Ron and Ginny… They sat at the near end of the table since they were no free places in the front…
Hermione, now having her hair pulled back in a single ponytail look a lot nicer than when she had her hair loose, everyone agreed with that even herself… But what matter is that when the two figures one with bright blond hair holding a pink haired something in his arms tight, she could see his eyes and he probably saw hers… She was puzzled by those eyes that closed right after their contact… some people could say it was something more than a quick contact…
Dumbledore immediately called Madam Poppy Pomfrey to take care of the two intruders probably hostile. The two were later identified as a blond male in his late teens and what shocked the Hogwarts teachers… a natural pink female also in her late teens. They were covered with bruises but surprisingly the blond one was healing in a super rate that could be only, as they thought a result of either magical or potional interference. But later on Snape the teacher of potions and Mdme Pomfrey denied any abnormalities in the blood of the blond.
While the research was in progress and the two were still in coma, the students were having bets that were written on a common room board by someone called "Asparagus roxoz" Harry and his two friends went to the list and Harry started reading out loud:
"1:3 They were the servants of Vondemort AKA. "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "Voldy"
1:20 They were sent by the Ministry to defend us.
1:150 They're travelers form the future that came to save us
And the only bet that seemed irrational and plainly stupid…
1:500 They came from a different universe by mysterious gates made by some madman (The category made by 2nd year Ravenclaw Michael Abramson, AKA. The guy that reads fantasy books and those Japanese comics AKA "Mangas")
Other Bets:
1:3 They're evil!
1:20 They're not evil and they know about everything because they came from the ministry/ future
1:45 They're totally clueless about what's happening here…
Place the bets with me ("Asparagus roxoz") near the lake every day just after the last lesson in the day (means the last lesson that could be) till the two will be identified!
Already money in the bet account: 32000 Galleons.
Assume teachers placed their whole month wages here!"
"Hmmm…." All of them hummed thinking
'If I bet 20 Galleons on the most impossible bets I might get really rich!' Thought Ron
'I wonder if those guys know something about Voldemort…" Thought Harry 'And I might AVENGE My…What I Am thinking… I'm not an angst ass emo avenger, I'm a protector!'
'…' She was too puzzled by the eyes of the blond boy to think…
Madame Pompfrey came in to Dumbledore's Office.
"I you must talk with the teachers. I don't know who they might be but they might make a breakthrough in modern world of Magicians!!!" Poppy shouted. Few minutes later Every teacher regardless of their work they were doing.
"Now you must know that I only do this when ever we have a…" Then Dumbledore summoned with his wand a board on which was written:
"1. One of our teachers/ Students has been attacked
2. The ministry lowers our salaries
3. We made a medical breakthrough
And four
4. A big asteroid is coming towards earth and we are here to watch Bruce Willis blowing it up with the help of NASA"
That was written on the board
"Now we gathered here because of the point three. Please Madame Pompfrey." And he sat down his favorite arm chair with a very discreet grin.
"Now as you may know, magic powers come from the ability to combine both mental energy, that is made from our experience and wisdom, and physical made from billions of cells and that energy circulates in our whole body without any control or designated routes. But these two are different… They have an additional path way in their bodies that allow to control and manipulate magical energies as their will. Now we use wands to do that. But with those pathways non verbal and wand less spells come in standard. Plus with their ability they have a better control of it than most of magicians in this world and they probably never had that training… What I'm saying is that if we can copy and inject such a path way in our aurors… They'll be unstoppable…" Poppy ended her monologue, and she passed her notes to other mages.
"We can either not tell any one about this or we can make this a discovery of the century but Voldy might copy our pathways if an auror with those would be caught captive."
"You say that it'll be better if we keep this… project secret it will be better for us?' Asked Snape
"Yes." Said Pompfrey.
"So it's decided, no word to the ministry or that hag Umbridge, that's why I didn't, called her here" And Frog faced lady sneezed…
Few Days Later
The ministry wrote a letter to Dumbledore demanding that he'll hand away the two people, Dumbledore declined using his headmaster's powers and called them his guest who are like people with an Iron Letter.
While Harry and Ron were staring at Sakura's face thinking how cute she's. Hermione was watching Naruto thinking who he is and where his origins are etc.
While out side.
"Madame Pompfrey! Why do they get to be there while we are here?" Asked a student from Slytherin
"Because they have a Golden Frequently Healed card that allows them to visit who ever they want when ever except for nights and weekends…" Answered Poppy.
"Well if that's the case we will go to our rooms." And surprisingly they went to their domes thinking how they could injure them selves to get that card.
Naruto felt like someone is watching him he felt that persons breathe in his face he could smell her fragrance it was like a sea breeze different from other two persons that he didn't know, they smelt like male sweat…
Naruto opened his eyes slowly thinking that he's in a Hellish torture room.
"Are you a Succumb? Or an Angel that came here to save me?" he asked silently still thinking that he's in hell or even in heaven.
"No… You're in Hogwarts school of wizards and witches" Said Hermione
"Aaaa okay…" Naruto thought for a moment looking at her "You know girl I know a very good doctor… thought he might be in hell or heaven now…He died few years ago I can give you his Name and…" Hermione punched him in the face
"I'm not mental! You're!" She shouted, then Both Ron and Harry blaster thru the curtain dividing Naruto and Sakura.
"PERVERTS!!!!!!!" She shouted "Even in Hell they're still here!!!!"
Naruto sat in his bed and said
"Well Sakura-chan looks like you're up and awake, thought there is a problem you know… we might not be there where we think we are… We're in Hogtarts, Hogmats School of Witches and Wizards" He said calmly looking at her
"But it's definitely not hell, and we're alive so cheer up!" Said while grinning.
"Och!"Said Sakura
Harry and Ron were hospitalized after the incident, Hermione was walking around without a thought, and Umbrige was razing havoc about the new guys but couldn't do anything due to the Iron Letter.
OMAKE 1#( The Fuzzy feelings Origins)
Act Of War Game. Srg.Maj. Jefferson leader of Task Force Talon. Received an order to attack a un scouted area.
"Major. You want me to risk my life just because you have a warm fuzzy felling in your tummy ?" Asked Jefferson.
"Precisely Srg. Major" Answered Maj. Richter
"That's what I'm paid to do Maj. Moving out!
OMAKE2#
After Madame Pompfrey exited, Dumbledore said.
"Now back to the board. Again an asteroid is heading towards earth and Bruce Willis is going to save u, but this time in HD 1080i quality."Said Dumbledore, followed by happy cheers by teachers.
Bruce is in his space suit out side the spacecraft pointing, really a big gun at the asteroid he shouted
"YIPIKAYE!!! Mother er!!!!"
The Asteroid exploded, Bruce came back as a hero and the NASA approval rates climbed from 30 to 101 !!!
AN. Hope You'll enjoy this little surprise I've been making for you all. If you don't the way the plot changed fell free to stop reading my story and make a new on using my prologue. Just write to me if you wan to do that kay?
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