"BUT YANG PYRRHA TOLD ME I COULD!"
"I only asked you if you believed in destiny, but that's none of my business."
These are the casual events that take place in team RWBY's dorm almost everyday. "Besides, Ruby, I'm the meme-lord." Yang had smoothly spoke. "Actually yang aren't you the pun-lord? Or lord of cheesy jokes.." Juane mumbled that last part to himself, unwilling to witness the what would happen if Yang heard him. "Orange you glad I'm not an edge-lord?" Everyone in the room groaned.
"By the way where's Blake? Didn't she say she was getting food or something?" Weiss was thinking of why the cat-eared girl could be taking so long. Suddenly, the sound of a speaker on a nearby table started blasting the bass-boosted version of Take On Me and Shooting Stars, Alarming the students in the room.
"Who the hell put the speaker on?" Nora wondered out loud.
"BOW DOWN TO ME FOOLS!" Ruby had appeared to be wearing a dinosaur-suit in the middle of the room dancing like a drunken turkey. Ruby picked up Zwei as everyone in the room watched in shock while Ruby threw the corgi out of the window. "TAAAAAAKE OOOOOON MEEEEEEEE" was heard as Ruby sped out of the room from the window after Zwei.
"What type of drugs is she on?" Ren wanted to know for "Training reasons"
"I'd like to give a brief history on what the fuck just happened. To start off, When Ruby is exposed to the minimum amount of strawberries, being 34, She becomes like this. The maximum number must never be exceeded or you'll all die or whatever."
"And what would the Maximum amount be?"
"Excellent question, Princess. That's currently unknown."
"Wait where did jnpr go?" Only the W and Y were left in the room. Weiss contemplating everything that just happened, went over to look out the window, not seeing her leaders body.
"Yang I think this bitch is dead."
"Yang?"
Yang broke the glass of another random window whilst jumping out like a flying torpedo.
"AH-OH FUCK" Ruby managed to get Zwei but they were still falling after 7 seconds.
"ZWEI ACTIVATE FLIGHT-CORGI!" With that command zwei sprouted wings from his back. "use extension: Rainbow-corgi." Zwei started farting rainbows which let him glide through the night-sky.
"Zwei, fly off into the sunset."
They almost burned to death for the sake of them going a bit too far.
On extraordinarily boring day at beacon, WY was perishing from boredom.
"I thought I would have died from all those secret pictures I took of Blake in the shower, not this boring-ass day." The heiress sighed, "Yang, I thought you would have died from the amount of bleach you have in your hair by now."
The Brawler noticed the familiar burning sensation of rage in her hair, but decided to let Weiss off of the hook. Its not like there's much to argue about right now either. She would just pull a 'harmless' prank later.
"Wait, what were you saying about pictures of Me in the shower?" Weiss didn't notice the door open and close as she was studying at one of the desk.'shit she cant find out..'Yang's thoughts were interrupted by an extremely Angry looking Blake near her face.
"Chill out Kitty its an inside joke." Blake cringed at the given nickname. Yang smirked.
"I'm smart enough to know that wasn't an inside joke firecrotch." now it was Blake's turn to smirk. Unable to predict what was coming, yang replied.
"How would you know I had a firecrotch, Blakey? Yang had a smug look on her face as she watched Blake visibly blush and look away.
Blake wanted to wipe that smug look off of her goddamn face. So she did. Blake got a bottle of Windex and a wash cloth. Yang watched curiously before her face changed into a look of disbelief. "You...Wouldn't dare?"
Yang got a mouthful of Windex and Blake walked away with a sense of pride and victory. The hidden spectators, Ruby and Weiss were recording and taking pics before dashing away laughing their asses off.
"Yeah man, and then the trash-ass author made me try to be a memelord!"
"What?"
"nothing"
Chapter end-
*This is actual trash wtf
*You can request anything you want to see in this fanfic in the reviews, or you can dm me.
