-Next day, 8:27 am, in a unknown place-

(Matt's P.O.V.)

I groaned lightly as a screeching, beeping noise pierced my ears, and I mumbled, "Too early for this.". I turned around to turn off my alarm when I yelped, falling into my face upon the floor as I fell from bed, and I fully woke up, rubbing my neck gingerly, looking around at the blank walls within the room I am in. It wasn't my apartment bedroom or Susan's guest bedroom!

The alarm continued blaring out, blood red beams, and I checked myself. I am dressed in a gray and orange suit, fingering my shirt up as I saw something printed on it, and it said '007'. Suddenly, the bed dropped and went back into the wall, the alarm stopped, then I screamed briefly as the room moved down, watching flashing lights outside the small window. Then I dropped to my stomach as the room suddenly stopped, the alarm giving out a long beep, then the door opened.

I took a deep breath, exhaled as I got up, coming out, feeling a bit nervous as I could see a huge room, with two tables. One is bigger than the other. I heard my door close, and looked back, and sighed lightly, heard a muffled scream, then a door opened. I heard whimpering, then I saw Susan. "Sue!".

Susan widened her eyes, "Matt! What happened? Where are we?". I shook my head, "I don't know. Last thing I knew was glowing green and it was all a blur..shit, the church!". Susan gasped, "Derek! They took him away from me!". I groaned, "He's fine, Sue! Think about now! ". Then I took a official look at Susan, realized that she looked different. It's not her new look, but rather something about herself. "Sue, is your balance off?".

"What are you talking about?". Susan looked at me like I was crazy, and I was to elaborate when voices spoke out in the distance. "Incredible, a giant and a giantess.". "Wait, they aren't legs, Doc?". "Shush, Bob, they're gonna hear us!".

I called out, "Can you help us out here? I think something's up with us.". I then walked closer to see the tables, doing math of the heights from both tables, and I saw two strange large plates almost like satellite dishes without the needles. Then I heard a rumbling sound, and I saw two hoses coming down to the plates' positions, and oatmeal came out, along with spoons.

I scoffed, "Oatmeal, really?". Susan came closer, replying, "It's better than nothing. I am actually hungry.". I nodded, shrugging as I saw Susan has the big look as she hovered over her plate, glancing at the other table, it must be many feet smaller. Then I blinked, remembering a very old movie, something about the 50 foot tall woman, and I exhaled, remembering one of the voices' comments.

"Susan, I think we grew up.". I spoke in shock. Susan blinked, "What, both of us wrecking the church halfway? No way that's happening!". I groaned, knowing how Susan's sensitive to anything that's different, but for Pete's sake, she'd better get her nerves out before she does something crazy!

"Susan, look at where we are. We ain't in Modesto, that's for sure!". I replied, raising an eyebrow at her, and Susan sighed, "Fine, let's say you're right, but how can we get home? I mean, what time is it?!". I was to reply when I heard skittering sounds, and I snapped around, glancing left and right, and Susan gasped, "What was that?".

I shook my head when the sound of skittering came behind me, freezing momentarily, and turning around slowly to face the table, where my plate laid, and I swear I saw something twitch. I spoke, "Hello?". A pair of golden amber eyes peeked out, wide-eyed, and the owner of those incredible eyes came out behind my plate, bowing gracefully, "Hello.". I took a deep breath in surprise as it was literally a cockroach man! Half cockroach, half human, if I was right about the shape of his body under his lab coat.

Susan shrieked, grabbed my spoon, and immediately attempting to bash the monster, causing him to shout, "Would you stop, please, madam?!". He was incredibly fast in dodging Susan's hits, and I stopped her, grabbing her wrist, "Stop, Sue! Don't you see that you're scaring him?!".

The monster politely replied, "I am not scared, just a bit annoyed at attempted bashing to myself.". I blinked, "Who are you?". He smiled softly, "Gracious Lord, I haven't introduced myself. I am Dr. Cockroach. My friends call me Doc or Dr. C.".

I nodded, "I am Matthew Richards, and this is Susan Murphy. Nice to meet you, Doc.". I held out my hand, and Dr. C nodded, his hand barely fits my whole palm, almost like a toddler's hand, and we shook a bit gently as I don't know my new strength. "Why are you talking to him?!". Susan panicked as she dropped my spoon, the ding of the spoon sounded out as it hit the floor, and she was walking backwards, her eyes wide yet doubting.

She suddenly fell before I can even react to catch her, and she groaned in pain, rubbing her head, then she looked in confusion toward a gooey, blue substance which somehow got under her shoe, and I gasped as another voice spoke, able to see through the blob thing, "Hi, there!". Susan shrieked, shook him off like mud which she hates. The blob thing landed upon the table, one half standing with the other half holding a open mouth and one eye which is dark red.

"Ohh, my back!". The Blob gasped in shock, backing slightly, then grinning as he came back into the bottom half, "Just kidding, I don't have a back!". He laughed briefly, with Doc rolling his eyes slightly, "Forgive him, but as you can see, he doesn't have a brain.".

The Blob smiled, "Turns out you don't need one. Totally overrated. Why, in a matter of fact, I don't have- Oh, my god, I can't breathe! I can't breathe! Help me, Doc!". He shook Dr. C like a ragdoll, and Dr. C replied, "Suck it in, Bob.". Bob took a deep breath and he came back to his semi-normal self..

"Thanks, Doc, you're a lifesaver.". Bob smiled softly, then I heard Susan gasp, and I looked over to see a sort of greenish-fish-ape thing staring at her upon a raised knee, "Wowsers, look at ya! You and your buddy are big! But not big enough to take upon the toughest guy in the prison yard, ha!". The creature laughed as he hopped off Susan's knee, rolling down into a excitable blur of karate moves and some strange moves as well.

He yelped in pain, and I winced, "You okay, man?". The creature looked over at me, grinning a cocky yet friendly smirk at me, "Just fine! Name's The Missing Link. Call me Link.". As I took a full close look at Link, he looks like a mashup of fish and ape, and I blinked, "Huh, you're not that bad. All of you seem freaky, but the good freaky kind.".

"It's weird to have someone not screaming at any of us.". replied Link. "Indeed, what has you reacting, well,-". Dr. C spoke as he joined Link, with Bob following him.

I smirked, "Not freaking out?". Dr. C blinked, "Not rather the choice of words I'd say, but yes.". "Let's say I saw worse monsters in my career as a cop. You are alright.". I spoke with a halfheartedly shrug. Susan gasped, "Matt, they're not normal!". I turned around to glare at her, "Remember that prick in college?".

Susan blinked, "Not the same thing! I just want to go home!". Link spoke out, "Woman, you ain't getting out. This is a prison for monsters, and we are monsters, including you two!".

Bob nodded, "Yeah. Hey, what are your names?". I spoke, "Uh, Bob, we just said them..". Dr. C piped up, "He means your monster names. Our names are monster names.". I blinked, "Even Bob's name?". Dr. C chuckled, "Oh, yes, you may get confused about that, but you see, Bob is simply easier than saying his full name.".

Bob giggled, "Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate.". I whistled, "Oh, now that makes sense. It's quite a mouthful.". Then sounds of rumbling sounded out, and Link shouted, "Yes, Eat Time!". And the trio of monsters darted, ran, or slime over to their table. I was thinking why I was to have a monster name when I have my name already, when Susan spoke, muttering to herself as she got up, backing up. I widened my eyes as I looked behind her, and looked up, and gulped slightly in awe and fear.