Normal POV, Around Noon the Next Day
Itachi walks into the living room only to be met with chaos. Tobi was wailing something about losing his iPod, Kakuzu was grumbling about a waste of money and Deidara was arguing with Sasori about art. All was well until the time of destruction struck…
… (Wait for it…)
"LET THE TORTURE BEGIN!" something screamed out. All the ninja's went into a fighting stance whilst some loud rock music was played (Tokyo, Rock City). Very loud! The music screamed at the shocked Akatsuki. They tried to get the unknown music to stop.
Hidan was the only on who was actually enjoying himself, "This is SERIOUSLY awesome!"
The others were not enjoying themselves. Enough said. But then it turned into their worst nightmare!
'Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination.
And when he's tall
He's what we call a dinosaur sensation!'
"WHAT, UN?" yelled Deidara.
"I hate this song!" Konan, surprisingly, screamed.
"Wait a minute! Where's Tobi!" screamed (Yes, screamed. The man/machinist screamed) Hidan, "…TOBBIII!"
Then it turned off. But not for long...
'I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world.
Life's fantastic
Made out of plastic!'
"Where is this music coming from?" Kisame half asked, half screamed.
"I don't know but does it have to be so loud? Yeah why can't the volume be a little quieter?" Zetsu spoke out.
The last stage of the torture was coming. So it begun, with the volume at 110-
'I love you,
You love me,
We're a happy family!
With a great big hug and
A kiss from me to you,
Won't you say I love you to?'
Pein had finally cracked. He went down on his knees and with all his might howled,
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
In Konoha, Ichiraku's Ramen Store
"What on Earth was that?" asked Sakura.
"I don't know -slurp- but someone -slurp- seems flustered -slurp- today." Said Naruto whilst eating ramen.
"Keep your mouth shut, baka!" said Sakura.
Someone chuckled menacingly, "You don't know half the story…"
Naruto and Sakura looked around for the mysterious voice but all they saw was a lollipop mask, black robe and red clouds.
And it disappeared just as quickly.
"AKATSUKI!"
(Dun dun DUN! What is the other half of the story? Read in the prequel 'A.M.I, Anger Management Issues'!)
