A/N: thank u peple here to actully read and haters plz leave! this isnt a joke and its gonna get better later!

the next day mello was at the mafia to talk about the daeth note with rod (the mafia leader of you do not rememver)

"Hi I'm rod the mafia leader" said rod

"Ya i know i have met you in person" said mello "we are friends"

"Thanks"

"Your welcome so I will show you how I kill people but only if the rest of the mafia leavez"

Rod tells the rest of the mafia to leave and they go

"Now I will show you" he egsplained and took the daeth note out of his poket.

"What is that" said rod

"I'm about to tell you dumbass" said mello "touch it"

"No" said rod

"Yeah touch it you have to" said melllo

"No why" said rod

"You will see" said mallo

"Tell me why" said rod

"No" said mellow

"Please" said rod

"No just do it" said Hello

"Ok" he touched it

Suddenly he could see Daril too! He gasped.

"What is that"

"She is a Shinigami which is God of daeth" said mellow "She is also a lesbian. Her name is daril"

"What dose she have to do with anything"

"She gave me the daeth note" said mello "which is the notebook I'm holding it kills peple when you rite there nanes"

"So you can kill the policd" asked rod

"If I see them and no there names"

"Ok also now that your in the mafia will you date me" asked for

"No" said mello "i have a bf"

"Ok" said rod

"Are you lesbian" asked Daril

"Yeah" said rod

Rod told the mafia they could come back. They came back.

"What did you talk about" asked greg

"We can't tell you bc you aren't important enouh" said Mello

"That's true" said greg "I expected to do crimes wen I joined the mafia"

"Your not good at crime" said rod "that's why you get our groceriex"

"Ya im good at getting groceries that's what I majored in"

"Can you get me chocolat" asked mello

Greg went to get chocolat from kroger

The next day Rod had an anoncement for the mafia

"Guys we have a new way to kill people" he said "there is a notebook that kills people if you right there name but I can't say who has it"

"Can I use it" asked ggreg

"No" said rod "grocery buyers aren't alowed to kill people in the mafia and we will only let the owner use it. We will have meetings to decide who to kill."

THE NEXT DAY AT A METING

The mafia say down for the first meeting. Zakk saw mello there.

"I thot you were a pristitute" he said

"No I'm in the underboss" said Mello

Then the meeting started. They decided they wood kill police next. Mello got a list police and went to the bathrom so nobody wod no he,was the owner. He wrot down the names of lots of police dramaticly (imagin like how light dose in the anime) and then he peed and left.