List of Varibles in this chapter.

# = Your First Name

$ = Your Last Name

% = (nick name of your town, state, highschool football team, ect -Capitalize it-)

The young lady with the lavender hair smiled and waved her hand, beckoning # to follow her futher into the "date" shop. # felt a little nervous about such a wild claim, could she really have a date with Sasuke? How far would that crazy woman take this adventure. Maybe it's all just some kind of scam. She walked through the sheets that hung behind the counter where 'Lillithyne Glassachardonnay' had dispeared. # entered the next room, where a lot of odd looking technology clung to...pretty much everywhere."Alrighty, Miss...uh...what's yer name?" Lillithyne asked holding a clipboard and a pen. "It's # $." # replied in a quiet voice, gazing all around her at the room. If you could really call it a 'room', it really seemed more like one big piece of machinery.

"Rightyoh! I'll need yah to fill out this information form, fill out the medical record sheet, and o' course, sign the consent sheet," Lillithyne said with some-what of a wicked smile, and the clipboard over to #. # took a look at the forms,all which were nearly illegible and exclaimed "What is this printed in! size 2 font! This will take me forever to complete all these papers!". Lillithyne looked somewhat surprised and flashed a nervous smile. "Well, I guess I'll just take a lil' walk till you get those papers done. See yah in a few." She said as she walked out, shutting a door infront of the curtains. "I knew this was too good to be true. Why did I EVER decide to come here? These papers are ridiculous and she knows it." # complained outloud, her voice echoing off of the steel. She turned to walk through the curtains to leave, but realized quickly that the door was in the way...and locked somehow? # searched the door for some kind of a door knob, but it was like the door was made of solid metal.

Fear surged through #'s mind. "No way. I've been abducted!" She yelled outloud after hurting her hands banging on the steel door, she felt like crying, not because of the pain, but from her frustration. She leaned up against the wall, with her hands on her face. What if she was just left here to die? Or had the plan been to gas her and steal her kidneys? In anger and emotional anguish, # threw the clipboard at the wall on the other side, and a red light on the ceiling changed from red to green. The whole chamber was now making noise, a computerized voice spoke in a language that didn't sound familiar to #. She stumbled to her feet in fear that she had activated the cause of her own death, but was even more surprised to see that the wall that was in the back of the room started to separate.

# wiped away a few tears, there at the back of the new wall was an open door. She was finally free! # quickly walked through it, but something didn't feel right. The whole town was gone, and in it's place was some kind of...paradise? # turned around to find the building that she had just exited, but it too had fled somehow. "Where in the...where am I?" She said quietly to herself as she walked along the pathway through a woodland area. # could hear the birds singing, and water rushing a distance off. Things were quiet and peaceful here, # felt herself relaxing, nearing enjoying her walk into this unknown forested wilderness. "I guess it's better than being in that metal box that tried to pass it's self off for a room." She said to herself before spotting something in the distance. "That looks so familiar, I've seen this view before." She spoke out loud before smiling in her realization that she was really there...at the gates of the Leaf.

# felt her heart racing, but her mind was confused... In shippuden, didn't...What time period of "Naruto" history was she even in? Then she remembered one of the things that crazy lavender headed charlatan had claimed: "most of my date scenes are A.U. anyway". "An A.U.? An alternate universe?" she thought out loud as she stepped through the gates of the Hidden Leaf. "Whoa, hold on a second." Said a voice from the side as a man in the most authentic "Naruto" ninja cosplay she'd ever seen, left his station near the gate and walked over to her, ironically with a clipboard in hand. "Your clothes are kinda ugly, and you don't look like a ninja from any where I've ever traveled to. What village are you from exactly?" He said as if he had just asked her a normal question like, 'where do you get your hair cut?' or 'what model of phone do you have?'. "I...I'm very proud of my village...It's...a great one!" # bluffed to buy her some time to think of an answer to his odd question.

She was so confused about the question, that she forgot all about him openly insulting her clothes. "Well, it's good that you feel honored about where you were raised, but that still doesn't answer my question...What village do you come from?" He asked more intensely. "I'm from...the % Village." # said, happy to have came up with something in time. "The % Village?" He gave her a look of suspicion. "Well, it's a hidden village, and it's pretty far off. Not too many people talk about it, really." She laughed nervously, before yet another amazingly dressed cosplaying ninja appeared from pretty much no where, and stood along side the first one. "She's free to come and go as she pleases. I've been notified that she's a guest of the Hokage." The second ninja stated and the first ninja jerked comically in surprise. "I guess you weren't pulling my leg after all. Have a good time in the Hidden Leaf and don't forget to visit the hot springs for a bath. Or maybe some of the shops to get some nicer clothes." He smiled cheaply, and # was free to wonder about the odd village once more. # frowned at the clothes comment, but what was she supposed to do? Cater to the fact that they have a cosplaying problem?

After a little while of wondering she realized it wasn't just the gaurds who were cosplaying...it was everyone. "This is...really how they dress here." she said to herself before laughing a little. "I guess I really do have ugly clothes to them." # laughed a little harder before bumping into someone. # apologized quickly and lend down a hand to pick the fallen girl up. "Than-Thank You." Said a familiar faint voice. # almost gasped out as a pair of pupiless eyes gazed back at her kindly. "Hina-" # nearly finished her name but there was another pair of pupiless eyes watching her as well from a distance. It could only be the cold stare produced by an agitated Neji Hyuuga. # couldn't move, being the target of Neji's stare was like walking into a vacuum sealed room. There was no air. Hinata stood up, unaffected by her cousin's deathly death stare of death.

Thankfully Neji decided he would move on, as he crossed his arms and disappeared around the corner of the street. # knew that as long as she was close to Hinata, he wouldn't be too far away. Maybe this was a good thing? If she and Hinata were attacked by anything, he'd be obliged to protect them. Right? Maybe? Hinata patted off her clothes and thanked her again, gaining a little more bravery, and speaking more clearly to #. "I'm sorry about running into you, I was...I mean...I wasn't watching where I was going." Hinata's eyes searched around the area some. "Well, I should really be the one apologizing about knocking you down, I hope I didn't hurt you. What's your name?" She asked, although already knowing the answer. "I'm alright, don't worry about me and I'm Hinata of the Hyuuga Clan" Hinata said sweetly in her tiny little voice. "I'm #...of the umm...$ Clan." # replied thinking 'it's really hard to hate Hinata, she's such a caring character'. # took a little time to really think about Hinata's clothes, she was obviously in some sort of alternate shippuden...but what else was different?

- (yay! You finished my first chapter of the amazing Sasuke dating game! ^.^ It's short, but I'm more likely to make short chapters and update more often. Yeah, I know you haven't met Sasuke yet, but he will be waiting for you in the next chapter, I promise!...Okay, yeah it was an odd place to end the chapter, but I had to end it somewhere. LOL. Now time for my awesome review question! I was from the "Palm Tree Village", "What village were you from?" XD)-