Rina's note: Hi! I'm here again.. Well, this is the second chapter, and I hope you like it. Sorry if I update it too late, I'm kinda busy lately. Yeah, you see? I'm 3rd grade of High School now, and my single-parented-mom will surely kill me if she found me just laying around doing nothing (thinking about this story plot! teehee) even now she didn't know that I'm writing fanfic on Microsoft word (she thought I'm making homework now! ha!). So, enjoy...
She Is He chapter 2
Itachi couldn't sleep that night, his stupid brain keep thinking about Deidara, he murmured cursing himself. He looked his partner in the bed next to him, Kisame is snoring while drool falling from his mouth to his beloved shark plushie.
"Eeeew.. yuck!" Itachi regrets that he has saw that disgusting and so-not-beautiful-yet-ugly scene.
"..." getting tired with his own mind, Itachi started to count sheep jumped over the fence.
"One sheep.. two sheep.. three sheep.. four sheep.." slowly, his image of sheep changed into an image of Deidara.
"Ten Dei-chan.. eleven Dei-chan.. twelve Dei-chan.." Itachi's eyes suddenly wide open.
"WHAT THE HELL! STOP IT, CRAZY BRAIN!" Itachi shout out loudly.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, BLIND BOY!" Kisame, half dreaming, throw his wet-with-drool-shark-plushie. The disgusting thing landed nicely on Itachi's face.
"EEEEW... YUCK! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!" Itachi shout desperately. As a reply, he get the Samehada landed on his head.
"...oouuch..." then he fainted like a little girl.
--The next day--
Everything was normal in the Akatsuki's secret base. Zetsu is watering his venus flytrap in the garden, Tobi chasing butterfly, Kakuzu counting his (organization) money, Hidan doing his ritual, while the rest are nowhere to be found, including Deidara. Pein has assigned Sasori and Deidara to get some secret scroll from Sunagakure today, Itachi can saw excitement in Deidara's eyes this morning.
"It's her first mission after all, I wish I was Sasori..." Itachi sighed. While his partner, Kisame, had gone for a solo mission (read: vacation trip) to Kirigakure. Kisame said he wants to see his little sister there, Hoshigaki Mako (Mako shark?). Yeah, it's his village after all.
Itachi is wandering around the base, looking for something to do. Then he decided to climb up a tree, so he can think quietly alone. His mind back to Deidara, flashbacked to the yesterday event.
"...KAMI-SAMA DAMNED! I already hurt her yesterday, I even make her fainted! Ooooh... what should I do? I haven't apologized to her. Maybe she's mad at me, or even HATES me! Guh..." The Sharingan user scratching his head, and hitting his temple.
Tobi was still chasing butterfly when he saw his someday-will-blind-senpai sat on a tree branch, hitting his own temple. Tobi grinned, and then he climbed that tree, hanging beside Itachi.
"PEEK-A-BOO!" Tobi shout innocently.
"AAAAAAHHH!" CRASHED! Itachi fell off to the ground, his face landed on a dog's poo.
"Uh oh! Tobi is in trouble now..."
"GOMENNASAI SENPAI! Tobi didn't mean to surprise you, Tobi just trying to cheer you up!" Tobi shout pleading while he was running as fast as he could, chased by the mad Uchiha.
"SHUT UP! Just come back here so I can KILL you! Right here and right NOW!"
"NO! Tobi is a good boy, and Tobi is too young to die! AAAAAHH!"
--Later that night--
Sasori and Deidara has come back from Sunagakure, the mission was a success. And the two are now in the leader's room, handing over the secret scroll.
Kisame has come back too, he carried a big cloth bundle with him.
"Kisame, what is that thing?" Itachi asked his partner.
"Oh, it's a gift for you. It's original from my village."
Itachi smiled "How attentive he is. He even remembers me when he should be having fun with his little sister. Yeah, road killing." Itachi said to himself. "What is it?" Itachi asked curiously.
Kisame is still trying to open the tied-up bundle, and then "TADAAAH! a mix raw fish salad with extra spoiled eggs mayonnaise!"
"..." Itachi sweat dropped. "Gee... thanks... I guess..."
Sasori and Deidara are walking out of the leader's room. Itachi thinks it's time to apologize to the blonde. Itachi step towards the two, leaving his busy-with-that-'thing' partner.
"Dei-san! Can I talk to you for a moment?" Itachi asked politely. The blonde stopped "un?"
"I.. uh.. I want to apologize about yesterday.." "..." Deidara's silver eyes looked at Itachi's onyx eyes, there was silence between them.
"Well, Dei. I'm going back to our room first. Is that okay with you?" the redhead suddenly spoke. "Okay, Danna. un" the blonde nodded, Sasori walked away.
Deidara's eyes still looked at Itachi's. Itachi's heart started to pound, his whole body shaking, he could feel his blood rushing to his cheeks, no words coming from his lips.
"Are you okay, Itachi-san? un. You looked terribly sick." Deidara tilted his head.
"Y-you know my name?"
"Sasori-danna told me, un." the blonde gave him a small smile.
"Uh.. y-yeah.. I just w-want to s-say s-so..." Itachi could feel that his face was getting hotter and hotter. Suddenly, Itachi felt a warm hand on his forehead, pushing up his forehead protector and brushing softly against his bare skin.
"I knew it, un. You're burning up, no wonder your face so red." Deidara said while he placed his another hand on his own forehead, closing his eyes...
"..." and then suddenly, everything goes BLACK...
Rina's note: Oh, well.. That's the second chapter. I know it's shorter and less funny than the first chapter. But, I'm trying my best you know:D Oh yeah, and I'd like to say my special thanks to Sapphire09PinappleDuckNyx-Key, and LOZ3R. For R&R my first chapter. If not because of your nice review, I won't have the spirit to finish the second chapter :3 If you've read this chapter, review again please! Or I won't make the third chapter X3 Hehee...
