Alice's detention

One morning Alice, Jasper and Emmett were in their English class at their school in Forks. It was not a particularly nice day outside, although it never really was nice outside in Forks. Nobody was really paying any attention to the teacher, Mr Barner. He was babbling on about verbs and proverbs so there was little enthusiasm from the rest of the class. Suddenly Jasper decided to brighten up the lesson.

"Hey, Alice, catch!" Whispered Jasper, just loud enough for Alice to hear, and with that he threw his pencil at her direction. Of course Alice caught it but accidentally shouted "JASPER!!"

The teacher clearly heard this as he turned around and stared with piercing eyes at Alice.

"So Miss Cullen, you think that you can be a hooligan in my class do you? Well do I have news for you! You will stand out side of class for the rest of this period and you will not make a sound! Do you hear me!? Not a sound! And then I will speak with you after class!" Mr Barner blared. But Alice happily skipped out of the class as usual. Jasper and Emmett managed to smirk at each other before Mr Barner could see them.

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After school Alice was called to Mr Barner's room. He glared at Alice with menacing eyes, but Alice just smiled casually.

"So Miss Cullen, you think that you can be a hooligan in my class do you? Well-"

"Sir you've already said that." Said Alice.

"So now you think that you can interrupt me do you?!" Well do you!?"

"Well I just have Sir so I think that the answer to that must be yes." Retorted Alice without a moment's hesitation.

"So now there's shouting in class, interrupting and answering back! You've managed to cook up quite a soup missy!"

"I don't like soup sir."

"SIT DOWN!" He yelled and Alice instantly obeyed. In fact she sat down so fast that the impact nearly tingled her rear end.

"Now here is a copy of Dracula. I want you to copy it from start to finish over the next two weeks, and then as homework write a review describing the contents, atmosphere and how the author makes the story gripping. You may start now." Said Mr Barnes.

"Sir." Said Alice.

"Yes?" Said Mr Barner.

"Yes?" Replied Alice.

"What?!" Mr Barner.

"What?!" This was Alice.

"WHY ARE YOU COPPYING ME GIRL!!!!!" Mr Barner blared once more.

"WHY ARE YOU COPPYING ME GIRL!!!!!" Alice again.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Mr Barner yelled. "GET OUT!!!"

"Yay!" Chirruped Alice as Mr Barner crashed to the floor twitching. And with that Alice skipped out of the room and down the now empty corridor.

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Alice arrived home late as expected.

"Hey Alice." Snickered Jasper. "How was your detention?" Jasper emphasis on the word detention was clear.

"It was fun!" Chuckled Alice. "I drove Mr Barner insane!"

"Wow." Replied Jasper. "But I suppose that you are an expert."