JackTheSexBombHarkness is online.
TechyTosh is online.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Hi, Tosh.
TechyTosh: Hey Jack! Anything I can help you with?
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Well I was just wondering if you knew what was up with Ianto?
TechyTosh: Why? What's happened?
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Well he didn't stay last night, he left a note saying he had to go home to do something but it was pretty vague for Ianto.
TechyTosh: Oh, that doesn't sound like him at all. He normally writes a whole essay!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: I know, that's why I'm a bit worried. Then he was, I dunno, evasive? When we talked last, on here. Did u notice that?
TechyTosh: Yeah, I think you should talk to Ianto about this Jack. I don't think I'm the best person to ask.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: But you're his best friend! You must know what's up with him, he must have told you something!
TechyTosh: Look Jack, I want you and Ianto to work things out, I really do, but I don't think me telling you the reason is going to do any good. 'Sides I don't want to be put on decaf! Just ask Ianto.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: So you do know what it is then?
TechyTosh: Yes, but I've been sworn to secrecy. He's my friend Jack, surely you can understand?
JackTheSexBombHarkness: I know, Tosh, I know, but I just wanna help him out, and I can't do that unless I know what the problem is!
TechyTosh: I want you to resolve things too but I can't just tell you outright what you've done because Ianto would want you to figure it out yourself. To be honest Jack, it's pretty obvious.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Oh, so it's something I've done then?
TechyTosh: Yes. That's all I'm saying.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Oh, come onnnnnn Tosh. Please?
TechyTosh: I can't. I'm sorry.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Pretty please? With a cherry on top!
TechyTosh: Right, now I feel bad!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: You should! How am I meant to work things out when I have nothing to go on! Please Tosh just tell me! I need to know! I don't want him to be upset! I hate seeing him upset, and now I know it's something I've done its gunna bug me all the more.
TechyTosh: But if I tell you then how will I know what you say to Ianto is sincere and not made up, because let's face it you're going to have a fair amount of time to come up with an excuse. Sorry Jack, but he's my friend, I don't want him hurt.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Yeah, and he's my partner and I love him. Nothing will be more sincere.
TechyTosh: Coulda fooled me.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Excuse me?
TechyTosh: Sorry Jack. It's just…it doesn't look that way from where I'm sitting.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Look. I know I don't do public displays of affection, and I'm maybe not a prime example for boyfriend of the year, but I love him, my feelings for him are genuine, you've gotta believe me.
TechyTosh: I do believe you Jack, but have you tried telling Ianto that?
JackTheSexBombHarkness: It's harder to tell him…its complicated.
TechyTosh: Then un-complicate it!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Its not that easy!
TechyTosh: Just come out and say it, as soon as he knows the sooner the two of you can start to work things out.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: I dunno Tosh, I just…what if he doesn't believe me?
TechyTosh: Then make him believe you! It's worth a try Jack.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: You know, your acting very out of character, have I done something wrong to you as well?
TechyTosh: No Jack, I'm just siding with Ianto on this one, he's been through a lot, and your not exactly making it easy for him.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Ok, I understand.
TechyTosh: Oh to hell with it. Its Gwen! You and Gwen! That's what's bugging him! He thinks you love Gwen and that your just using him.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: There is nothing going on between me and Gwen.
TechyTosh: Try telling him that.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Has he said anything else?
TechyTosh: Nope just about the dance at the wedding, how it was like you were ignoring him and focusing on Gwen, and how much courage it took him to dance with you in front of everyone. You know he finds it hard with PDA and it really hurt him to be humiliated like that.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Oh.
TechyTosh: Oh indeed. Jack, you need to figure out who you want. Ianto or Gwen. You can't have both. Gwen's married now so if you do choose Ianto your gunna have to give him one hell of a reason.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: I suppose. Thanks Tosh, I know it was hard for you to tell me cos of the whole friendship thing, but I needed to know. You know how ignorant I can be sometimes…I miss things, important things.
TechyTosh: Good luck!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Thanks :)
TechyTosh: Just giving you prior notice. If you break his heart, or hurt him in anyway, I will not speak to you ever again.
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Seems fair. Ok Tosh, thanks, I better go and work on my grovelling!
TechyTosh: Yup! Ur gunna need it!
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Thanks for the vote of confidence!
TechyTosh: Ahaha! Your welcome! Bye :)
JackTheSexBombHarkness: Bye :)
JackTheSexBombHarkness is offline.
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5 minutes later…
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TechyTosh: Ianto?
CoffeeKingJones: Yeah?
TechyTosh: I've done something really stupid, I'm SO sorry.
CoffeeKingJones: What?
TechyTosh: I didn't mean to, it's just he kept going on and then said he loved you and I just wanted you to work things out.
CoffeeKingJones: Tosh, no offence, but your making NO sense.
TechyTosh: Jack, I told Jack about why you gave him the cold shoulder. I'm sorry. He kept on and on, and I didn't wanna tell him, but I thought If I did hed work things out with you and you wouldn't be upset anymore. When he said he loved you I had to tell him.
CoffeeKingJones: Wait, he said he loves me?
TechyTosh: Selective reading or what…
CoffeeKingJones: Sorry Tosh, its just, I didn't think he did, you know?
TechyTosh: I know, he doesn't express himself very well, but what can you say he's a man!
CoffeeKingJones: What's that supposed to mean? I'm a man too you know? Encase you forgot.
TechyTosh: Sorry, I know you're a man! How could I forget silly! I'm just saying, men find it harder to admit their feelings than women.
CoffeeKingJones: So your saying I'm a woman?
TechyTosh: No, I didn't mean that I meant…Oh I see what you did there…nice try!
CoffeeKingJones: What can I say? You're gullible!
TechyTosh: We were having a serious conversation!
CoffeeKingJones: Mowhahahahaha!
TechyTosh: Sooo does this mean I'm forgiven?
CoffeeKingJones: Yes, Tosh. How could I stay mad at you :)
TechyTosh: If it makes you feel any better I gave him the third degree!
CoffeeKingJones: And threatened him I bet!
TechyTosh: How did you know?
CoffeeKingJones: I know everything, remember?
TechyTosh: How could I forget! We should really come up with a nickname for you…
CoffeeKingJones: I thought I already had one…you know 'CoffeeKing'!
TechyTosh: No, you made that up when you started that cult! Which you bribed me with chocolate to join by-the-way! And I still haven't got any :(
CoffeeKingJones: Sorry, Mfanway ate it…
TechyTosh: You can't blame it on her! Poor Mfanway!
CoffeeKingJones: She'll live…
TechyTosh: Pure evil!
CoffeeKingJones: What can I say! Mowhahahahaha! - that's my evil laugh if you didn't know ;D
CoffeeKingJones: Mmm, so, anyway, what did you have in mind? Nickname wise :)
TechyTosh: Ermmmmmm, Mr . Know-It-All?
CoffeeKingJones: That's a Kelly Clarkson song!
TechyTosh: Sometimes Ianto, you scare me…
CoffeeKingJones: What? I thought everyone knew that!
TechyTosh: On your own…
CoffeeKingJones: Are you hinting at something there Toshiko?
TechyTosh: Oooh you really must be angry at me! You used my full name!
CoffeeKingJones: I think someone is trying to copy me in my Know-It-All-ness and FAILED!
TechyTosh: 'fraid not Mr.
CoffeeKingJones: Is there any reason why your suddently taking on the dialect of Owen? Orrrrrr?
TechyTosh: I was trying to be John Wayne, but I guess I failed…
CoffeeKingJones: Yup! Epically!
TechyTosh: Ahahahah! Okaaay! Moving on…nicknames…
CoffeeKingJones: Thought of anymore?
TechyTosh: Toilet-Seat?
CoffeeKingJones: Ok, just so you know…if I was drinking a drink, most probably coffee, I would have spat it out at this point in a very unprofessional manner, and it would have gone all over the computer and killed it!
TechyTosh: Good to know! Although you can't really kill a computer, its an inanimate object!
CoffeeKingJones: Well I could, cos I'm COFEEE KING JONES!
TechyTosh: You're not batman…
CoffeeKingJones: No I'm The Joker! He's waaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler! And he's hilarious!
TechyTosh: We've gotta watch that together one time! We will laugh all the way through it!
CoffeeKingJones: I'll just give you a little warning…I tend to skip it till I see the joker!
TechyTosh: Don't we all! Unless we see Batman in that tight leather costume…then we might need to think twice!
CoffeeKingJones: Mmm, he has got a nice arse ;)
TechyTosh: Says you!
CoffeeKingJones: What do you mean?
TechyTosh: You have an amazing arse! Were all jealous!
CoffeeKingJones: Hold on! Have you been discussing my arse behind my back with the others?
TechyTosh: Whoops!
CoffeeKingJones: I'm freaked out…
TechyTosh: You shouldn't be! We were just saying how perfectly formed it was (Jack's words not mine!) Gwen agreed and said that Jack was one lucky man and then Jack finished it off with some innuendo.
CoffeeKingJones: Sounds like Jack!
TechyTosh: Yup! …Are you blushing?
CoffeeKingJones: How can you tell?
TechyTosh: Just a wild guess!
CoffeeKingJones: I suppose I should hand my Know-It-All crown over to you now…
TechyTosh: No one said anything about a crown! If they did I would have tried LONNNNNNG ago! Ahahah! :)
CoffeeKingJones: Well… In my best *Posh Voice* "I dub the, Toshiko Sato, Queen Know-It-All" Happy?
TechyTosh: Exstatic!
CoffeeKingJones: I think I've come up with a good nick name for you!
TechyTosh: Oooh now I'm intrigued!
CoffeeKingJones: Sparky!
TechyTosh: You're not serious?
CoffeeKingJones: I think it has a ring to it! You're a whizz with computers and computer wires can make sparks cos their electrical…so sparky!
TechyTosh: Ive just searched 'Sparky' and the first thing that came up was a dog!
CoffeeKingJones: Did you know there was a former Welsh international football player and manager nicknamed 'Sparky'!
TechyTosh: It amazes me how you know these things!
CoffeeKingJones: I aim to amaze!
TechyTosh: I don't have any choice in this do i?
CoffeeKingJones: Nope! Unless you call me Coffee King for the rest of the year then I may come up with a different name! aha!
TechyTosh: Joyyyy!
CoffeeKingJones: So am I still Mr .Know-It-All or have you changed your mind?
TechyTosh: Your nickname will be….dun dun dunnnnnnn YANNY!
CoffeeKingJones: Oh god, who told you? Was it Jack?
TechyTosh: Nope. I saw him call you it on our last conversation and thought it was cuteeeeeee!
CoffeeKingJones: Does that mean I can call you Tosshhhhhyyyyy!
TechyTosh: Ok, ok. I'll let you call me Toshy if I can call you Yanny?
CoffeeKingJones: Yup! Were too cute!
TechyTosh: *Virtual High Five*
CoffeeKingJones: *Virtual High Five back*
TechyTosh: Was that a little too geeky?
CoffeeKingJones: Nooooo! Nothings too geeky around me! Have you seen my Colour Coded, Alphabetised archives?
TechyTosh: Nope. Wouldn't dream of going down there encase I knocked something over and it all went down like a domino!
CoffeeKingJones: Was that a reference to the Jessie J song of the same name?
TechyTosh: No, but I love that song!
CoffeeKingJones: Me too!
TechyTosh: You'd be very hand in a pub quiz!
CoffeeKingJones: Maybe we should go sometime! Depending on what the prize is and if there's anyone around I want to annoy! Mowhahaha!
TechyTosh: As they say, you don't get something for nothing!
CoffeeKingJones: True! Although, I wouldn't mind going to the pub with you every once in a while! It'll get me out of the hub and I can have some 'me time' for a change!
TechyTosh: I swear you're with Jack 24/7
CoffeeKingJones: It sure as hell feels like it!
TechyTosh: It's a date then! (A friendly one of course! Don't go getting any ideas you!)
CoffeeKingJones: As if I would!
TechyTosh: *Coughs*
CoffeeKingJones: Cheeky!
TechyTosh: So now I'm a monkey! Make your mind up Ianto, first I'm a dog, then a monkey!
CoffeeKingJones: Mmm, If I likened you as an animal it probably would be a flamingo or a giraffe!
TechyTosh: Why are we having this conversation again?
CoffeeKingJones: I have no idea!
TechyTosh: Ok then, I'm gunna go before you turn me into a sheep or something…
CoffeeKingJones: Was that a dig because I'm Welsh?
TechyTosh: I wouldn't dream of it…although…Jack-Shagger sounds better!
CoffeeKingJones: Hey! I don't just shag Jack you know, we do engage in a variety of different games to indulge our libido!
TechyTosh: I don't want to know…
CoffeeKingJones: Naked hide-and-seek is all I am saying…
TechyTosh: Ill have to get the details on that some other time, it looks like Jack's heading your way! Good luck!
CoffeeKingJones: Oh, shitttttttt!
TechyTosh: You'll be finnnnne!
CoffeeKingJones: Can't you fake a rift alert or something? PLEASE! I'll make it up to you with lots and lots of chocolate!
TechyTosh: Now where have I heard that before?
CoffeeKingJones: BUT THIS TIME I MEAN IT!
TechyTosh: Go on, go and TALK to Jack! Don't let him have his way with you until you have TALKED! You need to sort it out, and contrary to some peoples belief, sex doesn't always solve everything!
CoffeeKingJones: Angry-Sex does…
TechyTosh: And on that note, I'm going! Byeeeee! Good Luck!
CoffeeKingJones: Huh…I guess I'll have to go too then, seeing as you won't help me out of this tight spot!
TechyTosh: Ok regardless of the fact that, that comment was very bad innuendo or not, you need to sort things out! Now go and put on your best angry face!
CoffeeKingJones: Better not, I think he likes it too much!
TechyTosh: Okkkayyy! I'm going for real this time! Byeeee!
CoffeeKingJones: Bye Toshhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii!
TechyTosh: Bye Yannnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
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