A/ N: Here is my extremely sarcastic interpretation of the quote of the day for July 13, 2008. It is more out of character than I have ever thought of writing in my life. I hope you enjoy, and please review.

Disclaimer: I did not write this "love" poem, an old boyfriend from 6th grade did. Instead of giving his name credit, however, I will spare him the shame by withholding it.

"I'm bored. Let's go do something fun," Emmett said.

"Like what?" Jasper asked.

"Why don't we play a prank on someone? Got any ideas?" Emmett asked

"I have one! Bella can go fool the human kid, Mike Newton. Then, we'll humiliate him on the most powerful source known to mankind. The internet," Edward suggested. I sighed and rolled my eyes, yet still grinning. Of course Edward would want anything bad to happen to Mike Newton. He still held a grudge against him for having a crush on me.

"If that's what will make you happy, I'll do it," I said, and at once discussion began for the scheme. We set off about an hour later towards the Newton's sporting goods store.

I slammed the car door loudly and went towards the front counter, where I saw Mike leaning away from the door.

"Hi, Mike," I said, trying to sound chagrinned.

"What's wrong, Bella?" Mike asked, concerned.

"It's you, Mike. I'm leaving for Alaska next week and I'm going to miss you."

"I'll miss you, too, Bella. You'll be so far."

"Oh, Mike! How will I go on?" I asked, bursting into fake tears.

"Bella, I didn't know you felt this way!"

"Oh, yes. But, tell me how you feel," I said.

"What better way than with a poem? I wrote it for you not too long ago:

Oh, Bella, I love you

Our love is whole, so strong, so true.

I do my best to make you happy.

You have me in a love trappy.

So hard I try

'Cause I never wanna see you cry.

I think about you when I sleep.

I hope I don't sound like a creep," Mike recited.

At the end of the poem, I didn't need to respond because Jasper, Edward, and Emmett came out of hiding, cracking up. Emmett was turning off the camcorder.

"Got it," shouted Emmett, "Youtube, here we come!"

"But what? You said—," Mike stuttered.

"It was sarcasm, Mike," I said.

"Sarcasm?"

"Yes, sarcasm. It's very common. You can google it," Edward said through his laughter.

"Oh this is so going in my blog," Jasper exclaimed.