Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! TOURTURES GALOR! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Naruto: Why must the good be tourtured so!?
Sai: because.
Sakura: Well said...
Me: Hurray for the one reveiwer we got a reveiw from!! So here is our reveiwer, theifkingbaka4eva!!
YES!!
SEASON 2! here are some torture ideas
Hinata: Kick Naruto where it
counts-hard!
Sasuke: Stay in an enclosed space surrounded by rabid
fangirls with no escape
possible! for a week!
Itachi: ..cause i
am lazy and have no better ideas, he has to waltz around in
a
bikini for a week. (heh, heh.)
Kakashi: Has to watch his Make-Out
Paradise books be torn into little bits
and burned...one page at a
time! muhahahaha! :D
so maybe these are stupid, but oh well.
good luck with Season 2 i'm looking
forward to updates!
p.s. i
got one for Neji: Wear Naruto's classic blinding orange jumpsuit for
a
week. :D
Me: These arent stupid...THEY ARE HILARUOIUS!!
Hinata: Finally!! Ah! I mean...d-do i have t-to?
Naruto: Hey Hinata long time no see!
Hinata: Hi Naruto...
Naruto: Hey Hinata, why do you look...GAH! OMG! IT HURTS SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!
Inside Naruto...
Kyuubi: HOLY CRAP! SWEET JESUS! GOD IT HURTS! (cries)
Sasuke: But i dont wanna! Waaaaaahhhhhh!!
Sakura: its ok sweetie...mommies here...
All: Wtf!?
Me: Awwww...oh well! Sasuke! Itachi is badly wounded and vulnerable! Quick before he escapes!
Sasuke: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!! REVENGE!! (goes into closet)
Rabid fan girl #1: Saasssssssssssssukkkeeeeeee-kuuuuuuuuunnnnn!!
Rabid fan girl #2: We love youuuuuuuuuuu!!
Ino: Quick! Rip his clothes off!!
Sasuke: Oh crap...AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Me: Muahahahahahahahahah!!
Itachi: Why do i have to?
Sai: Because the Auther can make you.
Itachi:fine... (goes into closet)
Itachi comes out of the closset and everybody starts laughing
Me: HOLY CRAP! HE'S WEARING AN ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENIE YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI!
Itachi: I hate you all...
Kakashi: Nooooooo!! Not again!!
Me: Yes again! -starts ripping and burning all the pages to the books-
Kakashi: No...my babies...-starts crying-
Neji: Oh god, not that accursed thing...-inside mind- Finally! I always wanted to wear it!
Me: Ok then, go into the hospital to change.
Neji goes in and comes out looking almost exactly like Naruto.
Neji: Wow, i almost look like Naruto, Dattebyo! -clasps mouth-
Me: Muahahahahahahahahah!! Well i guess that is all for today, please keep sending in those reveiws! Please, or none of us will have jobs! PLEASE!!
Some Charecters Were Harmed in the Making of this Fanfic, please do not abuse and please laugh responsibaly.
I DONT OWN NARUTO! GEEZ!
